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Oysters

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have just had two fresh oysters.

Having had them before, I still can't decide whether they are absolutely wonderful or vomit-inducing. They are on the cusp of both.

A bit like extreme sex.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Good sex is good.

Oysters are just slimy and gross.

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

oysters are like licking phlegm off a tortoise!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oysters are like licking phlegm off a tortoise!!!"

How the fuck did you end up locking phlegm off a tortoise?

Poor tortoise, getting gobbed on by random strangers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Licking....not locking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not for me ta. I used to give them away and keep the scallops when I was diving for them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oddly, im a bit of a snob when it comes to oysters, have to be big fat juicy pacific ones. Hard to get but im happy to hold out for them and not have something inferior.

Now if i lived in oban id live on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love seafood of any sort but oysters are disgusting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried them once,which is how I found out I was allergic to them. Projectile vomiting isn't sexy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a fan of them raw, but they are lovely cooked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm allergic to molluscs like squid and scallops so I'd imagine oysters would be the same...don't think I'll test out this theory anytime soon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a huge fan of sea food.

I apparantley used to eat Winkles when I was younger.

But today I only eat Cod or Tuna.

Very boring I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id happily live off Shellfish, despite it apparently not being good for the cholesterol levels.

I enjoyed Oysters, more so when warmed through...

Yum

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Id happily live off Shellfish, despite it apparently not being good for the cholesterol levels.

I enjoyed Oysters, more so when warmed through...

Yum

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there is a seafood hut right next to the ferry port in oban and i could happily spend the rest of my life just eating from there

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Can't beat Essex rock oysters.

Slimy, yep but real tasty with some shallot vinegar and a splash of tabasco..

Also good battered and deep fried, the Thorn at Mistley in Essex does the best fried scallops around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I adore seafood, but not raw oysters.

Cooked ones are fine though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm allergic to molluscs like squid and scallops so I'd imagine oysters would be the same...don't think I'll test out this theory anytime soon!"

Er.....um...??...Er? ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once asked a friend what oysters tasted like. She said old cum.

xxx

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Once asked a friend what oysters tasted like. She said old cum.

xxx"

Remind me not to try Welsh oysters..

Think I'll stick with me local ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am not sure myself.

I first tried in the South of France.

I still can't work out whether they are lovely are vomit-inducing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love, love, love oysters. Yum

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