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over a year ago
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"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....
We find sambuca fixes that.  "
Did someone say Sambucca? 
I'm in! |
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"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....
We find sambuca fixes that.
Did someone say Sambucca?
I'm in!"
That's usually the last sentence we remember when we hit sambuca lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....
We find sambuca fixes that. "
Sambuca it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
Why did the ant cross the road?
Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fancy a fuck? "
Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.  |
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
Why did the ant cross the road?
Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fancy a fuck?
Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy. "
Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
Why did the ant cross the road?
Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fancy a fuck?
Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.
Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!"
Did I just make you laugh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.
That's gotta be footy related???????
It is yes. "
Ross McCormack cost 12
Sorry hatter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.
That's gotta be footy related???????
It is yes.
Ross McCormack cost 12
Sorry hatter"
What does a glass of rosé cost? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is this flirting you speak of? 
Love you shoes 
How am I doing
You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.
Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?"
How you doin'? |
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
Why did the ant cross the road?
Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fancy a fuck?
Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.
Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!
Did I just make you laugh? "
maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is this flirting you speak of?
Love you shoes
How am I doing
You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.
Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?"
he was Italian, it come natural to them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.
There's a reminder at the end of the M55"
Careful as I may misconstrue that as a genuine offer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.
That's gotta be footy related???????
It is yes.
Ross McCormack cost 12
Sorry hatter"
Kodjia cost 15 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
Why did the ant cross the road?
Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Fancy a fuck?
Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.
Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!
Did I just make you laugh?
maybe"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke
A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.
That's gotta be footy related???????
It is yes.
Ross McCormack cost 12
Sorry hatter
What does a glass of rosé cost?"
Do you mean danny rose? |
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"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours  "
I don't have one....I'd happily wear someone's if they don't mind having booby marks left in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
I don't have one....I'd happily wear someone's if they don't mind having booby marks left in it "
I don't have a footy kit either. We'll have to play in skins instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.
There's a reminder at the end of the M55
Careful as I may misconstrue that as a genuine offer "
I shall be less careful then. It's lovely in Blackpool after dark this time of year. |
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"What is this flirting you speak of?
Love you shoes
How am I doing
You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.
Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?
How you doin'? "
We're just fine. You? |
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lol
Well played 
