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over a year ago
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"Pfft!! Thanks all but you're not playing along properly with my social experiment!  
C'mon where's the outrage and disdain ..  "
I can't be outraged, if I told Mr G the cleaner was hot he'd be telling me to get chatting her/him up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let her get on with her job, saves you doing it 
No sugar in my tea please 
Perhaps she's a lesbian?  "
I would say try the low cut top with her but don't think it's works the same with ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down. "
My first question should have been are you at home or work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.
My first question should have been are you at home or work?"
It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.
My first question should have been are you at home or work?
It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!! "
I clean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
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She might be married to a carpet fitter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
She might be married to a carpet fitter. "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
She might be married to a carpet fitter. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.
My first question should have been are you at home or work?
It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!
I clean "
You're hired!
Sadly my glistening torso and physique will be  inducing - less of a Diet Coke break more of a Tennants Special Brew break  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
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Naughty Dan!
In the interest of fairness....
Leave her to get on with her job.
Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
Naughty Dan!
In the interest of fairness....
Leave her to get on with her job.
Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system."
I feel bad now - it was meant to be a little experiment to see how men get treated differently on here but it was obviously FAR too transparent ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
Naughty Dan!
In the interest of fairness....
Leave her to get on with her job.
Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system.
I feel bad now - it was meant to be a little experiment to see how men get treated differently on here but it was obviously FAR too transparent .. "
Too obvious Dan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.
My first question should have been are you at home or work?
It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!
I clean
You're hired!
Sadly my glistening torso and physique will be inducing - less of a Diet Coke break more of a Tennants Special Brew break "
Beggars can't be choosers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...
What do I do?
I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty
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Maybe you need a new flirty cleaner and I know for a proving fact that redheads are just what you need |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Have you tried dropping your clean boxers on the floor in front of her?
Wearing a tight shirt and bending down to show her your pecs?
If that's too subtle, just take your pants off and wave them above your head, while licking your lips. That's bound to work!  |
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