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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure he finishes laying the carpet before you pounce.
Then pronounce 'fancy a fuck?' 
Don't think I'm brave enough to do that x"
Better than all the dancing around it moves. He'll either run away in horror or he'll be like a rat up a drainpipe to your bed |
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"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...
What do I do?
I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty  "
I imagine he is a professional who is getting on with his job.
Wants to get it done properly and then go home to his wife/ girlfriend/ kids. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chat to him offer coffee see if he can maintain eye contact body language can tell a thousand story's "
I did ask him he said ya and had a little smile that's about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Maybe he's happily married and would rather stick pins down his jap eye?
I'm only joking. Sexual harassment in the workplace is fun when a womans doing it.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe he's happily married and would rather stick pins down his jap eye?
I'm only joking. Sexual harassment in the workplace is fun when a womans doing it.
It isn't actually ."
Yeah I was taking the piss actually but well done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.
Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.
People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.
Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.
People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "
Well I wouldn't stand for it 
Bloody women always trying it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...
What do I do?
I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty
I imagine he is a professional who is getting on with his job.
Wants to get it done properly and then go home to his wife/ girlfriend/ kids."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.
Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.
People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "
Absolutely agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will just have to leave it.. 
No harm it trying what the worst that can happen 
He makes a complaint to the police ?"
lol yes he could, a lady flirted with me as I laid her carpet, she will get 10 years for that. |
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"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.
Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.
People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "
I do kinda agree with you |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...
What do I do?
I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty "
Leave him to get on with his job.
Have a lady wank about him later to get it out if your system.
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"Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol "
Ya he was definitely interested but I kinda just stumbled and didn't know what to do.. but I have his number for when I need my bedroom carpet done  |
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"Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol
Ya he was definitely interested but I kinda just stumbled and didn't know what to do.. but I have his number for when I need my bedroom carpet done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps you should have asked him:
"Why do they call it shag pile?" Or:
"Does this give you carpet burns on your knees?""
is that a Stanley knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Perhaps you should have asked him:
"Why do they call it shag pile?" Or:
"Does this give you carpet burns on your knees?"
is that a Stanley knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Ooooo I like that OK |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd wait until he is on all fours then creep up behind wearing my biggest strap on, see if he's got a sense of humour or not! "
Ooooo god that's so funny x |
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