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on call - please help

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm just looking for a bit of advice as I'm not that experienced. Under targets,I've got to perform some middle ear surgery tonight on a female in her forties. Any guidance would be much appreciated - I'm asking here as the forum always has enough people with skills and high competency. I'm not returning to theatre for a while, as we had complications on our previous biopsy and investigatory work on another. There must Bea few professionals up.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or people will to give their 'opinions'.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

I don't mind a biased opinion, as I'm struggling thinking about the intricacies of it.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Plenty of towels and hot water

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Cocktail stick?....

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

Just consensus pointers, giving me direction would help. If anyone's local, I can get you swiped in, if you could give me your professional guidance over coffee.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Something to do with the cock leer I believe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad its not me lol ive had a Cholesteatoma removed,any good ?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Glad its not me lol ive had a Cholesteatoma removed,any good ?"

Have you done it as well? We're not videoing tonight, so at least I can't see any shortcomings.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

I should point out I'm still outside of the UK health service it's not an NHS teaching hospital.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a corkscrew that I don't use very often, you could borrow that

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Get an earwig to do it, just tell him what to do and sneak him in. If he fucks it up, just pull him out and suggest the earwig was the problem all along...win win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can hold a torch for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google it.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

"I should point out I'm still outside of the UK health service it's not an NHS teaching hospital."

Thank foook for that

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm just looking for a bit of advice as I'm not that experienced. Under targets,I've got to perform some middle ear surgery tonight on a female in her forties. Any guidance would be much appreciated"

Ear surgeon? Oh that's good, good for you. You'll be fine.

It's not exactly brain surgery after all.

(Even then, whilst brain surgery *is* tricky, it's not exactly rocket science, is it?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I