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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha I'm in for this one think most know anyway but yeah let's see the messages anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am gain

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By *ustfortonightMan  over a year ago

Kent

In and done...

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

These tend to be amusing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

I'm in for shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Setting myself up for a fall.

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Putting my left leg in my left leg out, in out, in out..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a bit late but go on then.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

Oh what the hay, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why Not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread "

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum? "

Yes come here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always get a nice surprise from this thread

Count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here "

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These tend to be amusing "

They do indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please "

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy all of you... and I've been boozing all night

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in. Always good to have a fun buddy you fancy the pants off .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in lots of beautiful girls on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm about to go to bed but if anyone wants to tell me i'm pretty please leave a message after the beep, and I'll reply when I can. Your message is very important to me.

*beep*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy all of you... and I've been boozing all night

Hello "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I'm up

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm always happy to find a new victim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you

Deal!"

Aww soo jealous now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Room for a little one? "

This bed seems to be getting smaller

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you

Deal!

Aww soo jealous now "

Jealous?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm about to go to bed but if anyone wants to tell me i'm pretty please leave a message after the beep, and I'll reply when I can. Your message is very important to me.

*beep* "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpvOM8nixo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in. Always good to have a fun buddy you fancy the pants off ."

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By *asokittyWoman  over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Ay!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm about to go to bed but if anyone wants to tell me i'm pretty please leave a message after the beep, and I'll reply when I can. Your message is very important to me.

*beep*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpvOM8nixo"

Cute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you

Deal!

Aww soo jealous now "

You snooze, you lose! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "
tell me about it one or two I'd punch a blind homeless midget in the face just to talk to them pmsl

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkiix0aveRk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Aw that's sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not seen one of these about recently. Message someone that you fancy from the thread

Up for some slap and tickle chum?

Yes come here

On my way leave the smooth part at the door please

As long as you bring that sweet raspberry part with you

Deal!

Aww soo jealous now

You snooze, you lose! Hehe"

Don't worry I ain't like that you will always be my first

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By *aisyDDWoman  over a year ago

North West


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Lol I need someone to feel like that about me!! Some folks are just sone sweet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Tell her then mate

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Best yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmm 2nd that.

Enjoying this post x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Now it is quotes like this why I enjoy the forum. Certainly made me chuckle! If that doesn't get the man a message, not sure what will

Feck it, I'm in too by the way ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

A walk that's definitely worth it by the sounds of it I know I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass for something else though mind you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in "

We'll be gentle with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've now sobered up and don't fancy any of you... Not Playing This Stupid Game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you "

Careful, it's a trap ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you "

We will also lure you in with a false sense of security

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in "

It's a lot friendlier at this time of night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you "

Hold on let me put the white shirt on and red tie then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

We will also lure you in with a false sense of security "

See, I told you it's a trap. Admittedly both intriguing and lovely looking traps from both ladies that have been mentioned previously though ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

"

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

We will also lure you in with a false sense of security "

That poor boy... He was falling for it then!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just like your profile name, leading them to the honey lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!! "

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

We will also lure you in with a false sense of security

See, I told you it's a trap. Admittedly both intriguing and lovely looking traps from both ladies that have been mentioned previously though ... "

Ssshhhh.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

We will also lure you in with a false sense of security

See, I told you it's a trap. Admittedly both intriguing and lovely looking traps from both ladies that have been mentioned previously though ...

Ssshhhh..... "

Neither of you are denying it though. Naughty naughty ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails "

I have angel in my name... Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Hold on let me put the white shirt on and red tie then "

Shit is it time for the budget again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just like your profile name, leading them to the honey lol "

I know.... Can't take her anywhere...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By *infullyNaughtyMan  over a year ago

Stanwell

I'm in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Hold on let me put the white shirt on and red tie then

Shit is it time for the budget again?"

Oh there are tears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just like your profile name, leading them to the honey lol

I know.... Can't take her anywhere... "

I can think of a few places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always like the forum to keep me entertained

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet "

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails

I have angel in my name... Does that count? "

I'm not saying a thing ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails

I have angel in my name... Does that count?

I'm not saying a thing ... "

Hehe definitely more than a pretty face then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm "

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort "

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you "

I'm gonna risk it, and pretend I didn't read past this post, and take this at face value

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!! "

In disguise until they pounce on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

I'm gonna risk it, and pretend I didn't read past this post, and take this at face value "

Good call! Ignore everyone else. Just listen to me......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails

I have angel in my name... Does that count?

I'm not saying a thing ...

Hehe definitely more than a pretty face then "

You already know flattery will get you everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing "

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm up all night so what the hell I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, hi!!! X

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By *L RogueMan  over a year ago

London

hmmm...

In. :-

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, OK then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert "

Hey you know what dp ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not many ladies in here..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert "

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Lounge is still relatively new and scary to me but I'm in

We'll be gentle with you

Careful, it's a trap ...

Oi!! The nightime forumites are angels!!

With slightly wonky halos and pointed tails

I have angel in my name... Does that count?

I'm not saying a thing ...

Hehe definitely more than a pretty face then

You already know flattery will get you everywhere "

Ahhh promises promises!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet "

I need to move to Ireland...I fancy all the Irish girls of fab. STIRO!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha "

I'd do more for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you "

You would?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you

You would? "

Course I would bit of a silly question to ask now isn't it walk through the fires the gates of hell a days on end stretch in bare feet to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you

You would?

Course I would bit of a silly question to ask now isn't it walk through the fires the gates of hell a days on end stretch in bare feet to meet you "

Well to be that saddle anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you

You would?

Course I would bit of a silly question to ask now isn't it walk through the fires the gates of hell a days on end stretch in bare feet to meet you

Well to be that saddle anyway "

Aww how adorable are you?! You have me blushing now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you

You would?

Course I would bit of a silly question to ask now isn't it walk through the fires the gates of hell a days on end stretch in bare feet to meet you

Well to be that saddle anyway

Aww how adorable are you?! You have me blushing now "

*kisses*

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By *kissors1971Man  over a year ago

GREAT YARMOUTH

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a lady on this thread who I find so hot I'd walk 10 miles over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Aw that's sweet

You call someone saying that they want to hear someone fart through walking talkie sweet?.... Ummmm

It was a metaphor for what I'd be prepared to do to, the actual farting part was just light hearted humour to suggest that getting near her would require more effort

Don't worry lovely, I was only teasing

I know but I don't want people to think I'm some sort of pervert

I think they will all take it how it was meant, as tongue in cheek... Just proof of how hot you found this particular woman haha

I'd do more for you

You would?

Course I would bit of a silly question to ask now isn't it walk through the fires the gates of hell a days on end stretch in bare feet to meet you

Well to be that saddle anyway

Aww how adorable are you?! You have me blushing now "

Not that you should be there anyway should be floating with the rest of the angels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This guys got game well in my son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guys got game well in my son "

thank you it's nice to be complimented

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy all you sexy ladies on here xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guys got game well in my son

thank you it's nice to be complimented "

just you keep your flow going buddy you've baited it up nicely lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guys got game well in my son

thank you it's nice to be complimented just you keep your flow going buddy you've baited it up nicely lmao "

Cheeky sod. I'm not that easy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/16 02:19:27]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guys got game well in my son

thank you it's nice to be complimented just you keep your flow going buddy you've baited it up nicely lmao

Cheeky sod. I'm not that easy."

I was merely congratulating his game and I never said you were easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/16 03:58:46]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I play?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple  over a year ago

home sweet home

Probably a bit late but we are in .

MrsSB

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Is anyone interested?

Now where do I start? Who shall I pick first? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very late! But I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Throws his keys in the bowl

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not! I'm in

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood

Good way to start a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guys got game well in my son

thank you it's nice to be complimented just you keep your flow going buddy you've baited it up nicely lmao

Cheeky sod. I'm not that easy."

Have to put the hard graft for a beautiful woman like this girl ain't been easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven't seen one of these in aaaages.

Go on then

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

What a way to start a Friday..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the hell I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh go on then, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhh I was sleeping while all the fun was happening...typical!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

I'm back in

I see someone I want to throw down and eat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm back in

I see someone I want to throw down and eat "

Who you going to eat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a penny in for a pound (ing)!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning.

I'll message somebody on the thread in between answering all mine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in, don't know where to start though, too many gorgeous ladies in this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am gain "

Is that a bit like I am Groot, except with muscles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh I was sleeping while all the fun was happening...typical! "

Me too

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By *estlands4Man  over a year ago

Sidmouth

I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies "

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By *estlands4Man  over a year ago

Sidmouth


"I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies

"

It's no good fluttering those eyelids at me Miss H that doesn't change your limits

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies

It's no good fluttering those eyelids at me Miss H that doesn't change your limits "

*blows kiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies

It's no good fluttering those eyelids at me Miss H that doesn't change your limits

Well I know who I fancy lol x

*blows kiss "

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By *estlands4Man  over a year ago

Sidmouth


"I'm in but as per usual most of those I'd like to message I can't - age is just a number ladies

It's no good fluttering those eyelids at me Miss H that doesn't change your limits

*blows kiss "

You're not helping me - *blows kiss back and moves in to follow it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make it quick I'm for work lol

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By *andaCouple  over a year ago

co down

In for a bit. Who to choose?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in, and I've changed my filters for a bit!

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By *estlands4Man  over a year ago

Sidmouth


"I'm in, and I've changed my filters for a bit! "

Not enough Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in, and I've changed my filters for a bit! "

Defs fancy a bit of bold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning, well I have cleared the inbox

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By *arteeneWoman  over a year ago

aylesbury

I am

In wow lots to fancy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I've now sobered up and don't fancy any of you... Not Playing This Stupid Game "

I prefered you when you were d*unk! Definately don't fancy you now! :p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

morning all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

I do enjoy this thread

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By *estlands4Man  over a year ago

Sidmouth


"I do enjoy this thread "

I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry I'm late, let we work from the bottom up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning!

fashionably late as always. But can I play please?

Ellie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late, let we work from the bottom up! "

No change there then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not find out if I have at least one admirer here

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

We're in

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Im in

Boo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very late! But I'm in! "

I really really fancy you but I can't message you so I will have to just let the whole forum know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have zero expectations for this but why not have a go

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

In and done hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

forgot to mention that it was innocentlooks I was talking about lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quite a few gorgeous sexy ladies who I can't message due to filters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

am in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I am in sort of except there are too many messages for me to write. I mean, it's hard to find a woman in here I DON'T fancy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By *axandbooCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Im in "

Cant send a message as filters are on awww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fell asleep! And can't keep up with all the sexy people

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By *an Holo-Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

I'm in. Maybe I'll be my personal record for holding my breath.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Im in

Cant send a message as filters are on awww "

I can't send you guys a message because you have your filters on too - but... I do fancy you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I do enjoy this thread "

Well, lucky you.

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By *urvacious_40Woman  over a year ago

Pontypool, South Wales, UK

Now this is a thread I do like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh, I'll give this a go.... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I've got some catching up to do

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I do enjoy this thread

Well, lucky you. "

Pipe down ya bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This ain't working

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