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over a year ago
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"All depends what you are offering miss honey 
You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional  "
Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though |
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over a year ago
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"I'll stick with tea and one of my karaoke songs
Peggy Lee - He's a tramp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU
Careful with that, it's one of my songs. I have a few so I'll rent it to ya. "
Why thank you. It's one of my songs too though.  |
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"All depends what you are offering miss honey
You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional
Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though "
At the end of the shift. No touching though, you are on a ban |
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over a year ago
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol"
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All depends what you are offering miss honey
You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional
Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though
At the end of the shift. No touching though, you are on a ban "
I'm being good, my patience will be rewarded greatly tomorrow and normality will resume |
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now. "
I know exactly what you're talking about!!
Thought something was wrong with the car the first time I heard it!  |
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now. "
Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.
Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it "
Or what! |
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.
Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it
Or what! "
You don't know the half of the abuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea  "
You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write
Double up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mixed berry cider
Heathen - 21 pilots
Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.
Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Ribbet
What for them to ask you who you know
Ribbet
It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.
Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it
Or what!
You don't know the half of the abuse "
Promises promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea
You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write
Double up? "
Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a mocktail for me please...
and If I could turn back time' by Cher on the karaoke "
Yayy finally someone who actually enjoys a mocktail proper woman this is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea
You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write
Double up?
Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share! "
Girl after my own heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea
You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write
Double up?
Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!
Girl after my own heart "
Oh it's not your heart I'm after.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero! "
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea
You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write
Double up?
Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!
Girl after my own heart
Oh it's not your heart I'm after.... "
Oh my!  take it.... take it all haha x |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then! "
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a bushmills original whiskey please...
Roberta Flack - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 1…: http://youtu.be/r9jmusgMgro"
My god I love that tune.... and malt whisky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid
Which one do you want to sing handsome?
Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then 
Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr"
Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink? |
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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid
Which one do you want to sing handsome?
Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then
Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr
Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink? "
You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in
I'll take a rose please |
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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid
Which one do you want to sing handsome?
Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then
Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr
Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?
You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in
I'll take a rose please "
I'll be holding them close to my chest then
Ooo good choice! Which brand? |
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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid
Which one do you want to sing handsome?
Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then
Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr
Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?
You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in
I'll take a rose please
I'll be holding them close to my chest then
Ooo good choice! Which brand? "
Any zinfandel will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid
Which one do you want to sing handsome?
Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then
Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr
Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?
You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in
I'll take a rose please
I'll be holding them close to my chest then
Ooo good choice! Which brand?
Any zinfandel will do "
Barefoot it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do.....
I'll leave you the bottle on ice, it's on me for choosing one of my favourites "
Fabulous
"Press against them when we dance, make them think they stood a chance...." |
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"A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do.....
I'll leave you the bottle on ice, it's on me for choosing one of my favourites
Fabulous
"Press against them when we dance, make them think they stood a chance....""
"I could flirt with all the guys (and gals)
Smile at them and bat my eyes" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'. |
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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'. "
Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think "
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!  |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance! "
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs "
Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs "
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair! |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey "
Landladies discretion |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair! "
Wait...you have clothes on?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey
Landladies discretion "
The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey |
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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!
I'm gonna sit with you and perv! "
I like the way your minds are working. Cocktail and perving to the left, nice little booth for you with a hot waiter |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey
Landladies discretion
The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey "
I have a room for you too, the cellar. I'll send someone down with a whip shortly |
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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!
I'm gonna sit with you and perv! "
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!
Wait...you have clothes on?? "
Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already |
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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!
I'm gonna sit with you and perv!
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night "
I'm game. I'll sort some dates.... And a correct flight destination this time! |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!
Wait...you have clothes on??
Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already "
Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey
Landladies discretion
The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey
I have a room for you too, the cellar. I'll send someone down with a whip shortly "
No thanks I'll pass on this one whips ain't really my thing |
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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!
I'm gonna sit with you and perv!
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night
I'm game. I'll sort some dates.... And a correct flight destination this time! "
Haha! I'm on alternate weekends. Booked up til bonfire night, weekend after I'm free, then every other after that |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!
Wait...you have clothes on??
Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already
Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly "
Well good golly Miss,ah'll be the most rootin'tootin' buckin' bronco thas evah had the pleasure of bein' between them heavenly legs you gots.....dagnammit! |
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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!
N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!
My hero!
Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!
Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think
Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!
Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs
I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!
Wait...you have clothes on??
Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already
Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly
Well good golly Miss,ah'll be the most rootin'tootin' buckin' bronco thas evah had the pleasure of bein' between them heavenly legs you gots.....dagnammit! "
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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.
Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then "
Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back |
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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.
Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then
Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back "
It is all yours until 1230
Last orders people |
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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.
Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then
Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back
It is all yours until 1230
Last orders people "
G&T. Make it massive please.
Finishing off with 'My Way'.
Let's get 'cos j got high' in first though |
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