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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They don't like chestnuts and I spray around windows and doors every morning with flash or Mr muscle and bucket of boiling water and bleach at my front n back door.....it doesn't stop the ones that are already in tho x |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"There seems to be an increasing number of them. It's breeding season I think. It amazes me how they get in. "
It's that time of year where they're looking for their winter shelter, gotta say I'm fed up of chasing and evicting them frommy mums house    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooner have the spiders than flies as flies spread bacteria etc more ..so we leave leave them alone..although there certainly are some big spiders around this year... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I miss Fred. Rip Fred poor spider he lived in my room for ages when I was about 13. He was the biggest fucking spider I had ever seen haha. In the end the cat got him. Random I know but I like random  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put Conker's around your house, don't know why but it works"
Nah I caught 2 big buggers playing Conkers in my bathroom the other day, and the biggest one said " that makes mine a fourteener now"   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They don't like chestnuts and I spray around windows and doors every morning with flash or Mr muscle and bucket of boiling water and bleach at my front n back door.....it doesn't stop the ones that are already in tho x"
Google how many spiders live in the average UK house. You will be surprised I am sure |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I just googled spiders in a house and according to a university it's males that are wandering about searching for a mate.. ..
Seems even single male spiders can't get a meet and have it tough .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Nessa)
Read up on new magic potion recipes and witches brew ingredients...get a cauldron on the cooker. (Enter evil laugh here )
Be surprised how they are never around when you need them. 
Spidy kisses,
Nessarosa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put Conker's around your house, don't know why but it worksNah I caught 2 big buggers playing Conkers in my bathroom the other day, and the biggest one said " that makes mine a fourteener now" "
Hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sooner have the spiders than flies as flies spread bacteria etc more ..so we leave leave them alone..although there certainly are some big spiders around this year..."
absolutely;
I used to catch them with one hand, open the back door with the other and release them back into the garden, but the ones ive caught lately, you need both hands to hold them in, they are bloody big and large leg span, run fast too, but its a pain trying to open door and keep in hands at same time to release them back into garden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Conkers.
Practicing shot put technique with a suitably large book (Next Directory is a personal fave)
Ninja dyson manoeuvres
Squealing until someone despatches the little fucker for you
Flame throwers
Napalm
Maybe I'll stick with conkers. |
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There aren't really more coming in, most are already in your home just hidden. But it is mating season and being horny they have come out of hiding to get some spider action.
So your home if full of horny spiders on the pull.
You are welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just googled spiders in a house and according to a university it's males that are wandering about searching for a mate.. ..
Seems even single male spiders can't get a meet and have it tough .. "
I had a female GBT she was gorgeous but as for male spiders having it tough the life expectancy of a female goliath is about 20yrs give or take the males live about 4 and thats if theyre lucky enough to survive their first mating encounter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learned to get used to them. Anti-anxiety medication helps
Although a huge one in the toilet doesn't get to stay.
My dog deals with any he spots and doesn't drop them on my lap,like cats do. |
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at dealing with arachnids and winged bugs
her even more for it! 