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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I borrowed the fab ruler to measure my cock

I claimed it was 8 inches and everyone did mock

Please join in this rhyme

Being creative ain't no crime.

Don't be shy there's no judgment on your skills

It's the collaboration that gives me thrills

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done another verse to refresh the thread

I'd morn if it passed and this post fell dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I borrowed the fab ruler to measure my cock

I claimed it was 8 inches and everyone did mock

Please join in this rhyme

Being creative ain't no crime.

Don't be shy there's no judgment on your skills

It's the collaboration that gives me thrills

Thrills you say I'm not surprised Sometimes I need to rub my eyes

The sights I see they make me laugh

Like watersporting in the bath

Theres tits and bums, and cocks and tums, and all things good and proper, but careful how you do it or you might end up a cropper

Autoerotica is dangerous it should be overseen, but not in pall mall drive on sunday and not in front of the Queen

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Some Cocks are so tiny yes tiddly and slim

but blokes claim it's eight inches

us women ain't dim.

We know what a foot is

that's thirty centimeters too

so why try to fool us

we own sky remotes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A wild secret life we pursue here

The definition of a life free and without fear.

Some are fantasists and some fantastic

If you do it right you'll be left ecstatic

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By *appyguy17Man over a year ago

walthamstow

in days of old

when men were bold

and "fab" wasn't invented

the men bored holes

in telegraph poles

to keep themselves contented

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

A can of Coke

Or a tin of Linx

That's all some think it takes to nab a minx

But the sensible among us know it takes more

And that includes not acting like a bore

So if it's a meet your after

Or to hear her laughter

Patience is what's needed to find your happy ever after

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you trim your bush you gain an inch

but if your mates see it in the gym they'll flinch!

'Why've you shaved your bush ? '

The missus said its temporary relief for thrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They all say, dont be a dick

And have an avatar thats just a prick.

Send me a face photo with your first contact

And a well written profile for us to react

All this said and done

A veri will follow after you cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to join you in your ridiculous rhyme,

But I need a big cock in this tight ass of mine

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

A cock pic you say?

Well that won't get a lay

You need to read the profile

And send a nice note

And hope that your face pic gets the vote

If your struggling for fun

Don't dare complain

Your moans will be met with disdain

Just move on to the next one and don't copy and paste

Try sending compliments about her lovely face

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd use a face picture but I work as a teacher

Or I work in the media as evangelical preacher

There's many reasons to not show my face

None of them will be true so get off my case !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is so gorgeous it's almost a crime

And slipping it deep gives the girls a good time

There's more to me than my big cock of course

But it's hard not to think of when hung like a horse

I suppose I shouldn't it mention all over the place

Not all like having a huge dong slapped round their face

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

I hear what you're saying no word of a lie

But why say your straight when your veris say that you're really bi?!

Whatever your turn on, no matter the occasion

You really should be truthful about your persuasion

Mr G

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Endless crap cock pics

Sydney University

Can't get a meet no

(Mines a haiku)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love to join you in your ridiculous rhyme,

But I need a big cock in this tight ass of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mines a haiku) "

Like a member of that white fascist American cult smoking a joint?

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

Much as I'd love to stay aand continue this rhyme

Like Cinderfella I just noticed the time

So for now hear endeth my part in this ditty

I'm off for some shut eye to dream of someone who's pretty

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It may sound callous but most guys just want someone to touch their Phallus

Their strict criteria widens as they get erect

And then they delete their profile when the wife suspects

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"(Mines a haiku)

Like a member of that white fascist American cult smoking a joint?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a browse and find a fox,

send a message to her inbox,

find the message has been deleted,

such a shame...

she only lives round the block.

Threw off my crocs and got some brogues,

time to leave fab...Im going rogue,

nice new shirt to meet the bros,

all the boys have hooked up and left me here,

but don't worry...thats just the way it goes

I still don't need fab I do alright,

I may be alone on this cold night,

but i still got time to throw a line and wait for a bite,

nights still young, I'll just avoid this knife fight,

whats that in my eyes?

Oh fuck, its daylight

Back home again all alone,

I don't fab, I'm gangster, like Al Capone,

watch a bit of porn then get my head down,

7 in the morning? That can't be right...

my head feels like a cell containing Fred Flintstone

Wake up in the afternoon, dont feel too bad,

my cock stood like a rocket on a launch pad,

its harder than a rock, bigger than a bat,

here I am again, on my keypad,

Logging on to a site called fab

*mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mines a haiku)

Like a member of that white fascist American cult smoking a joint?

A high ku...

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