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Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too 
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx |
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"Will you do the weekly shop and clean too?  "
Great minds, I was just thinking we've got a jungle where the garden should be and a room that needs plastering. That's about all we'd need ya for  |
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It's a very generous, gracious and benevolent thing to do, a lovely offer 
I can offer a similar service, but sadly I would need to charge a fee, time is money & all that |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"
Are they incapable of getting out of the house?
Haven't any friends or family?
You assume these women fall apart as though the man has gone into battle.
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"
psssst OP, we are all adults on here
you can say sex you know |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
psssst OP, we are all adults on here
you can say sex you know "
Facetime while I piledrive that sweet tasting sexy looking pussy of hers  |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
psssst OP, we are all adults on here
you can say sex you know
Facetime while I piledrive that sweet tasting sexy looking pussy of hers "
how very good of you |
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Other way around for us, Mrs has worked abroad for almost 2 years now, only gets home about 1 weekend a month.
Any chance you could pop down and give the house a good clean about a week before she visits home.... |
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Might even FaceTime you while having
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psssst OP, we are all adults on here
you can say sex you know "
I'm glad you said that, I assumed they were kisses and was wondering why he had finished mid-sentence (I actually imagined he'd shot his load at the mere thought of the 'helping' and had lost his train of thought  )
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Very generous of you OP. Plus we all love an optimist.
Mr ddc |
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"Haha thanks guys but I honestly thought I would be getting some decent offers flooding In ;-(
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Oh. Really? I honestly thought you were joking and that you were even kinda funny.  |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"
We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though "
Could you please put a good word in for me
Lol |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though
Could you please put a good word in for me
Lol "
That word would be "selfless"...NOT ! |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though
Could you please put a good word in for me
Lol "
Semaphore.
That a good enough word?
I quite like it personally..i hope you do too as its all your getting |
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Op, you sound just like the kind of guy id be looking for.
I dont live with my partner so it would be handy to have someone put the dustbins out for me, sing to me when i cant sleep, wash up when ive cooked dinner
It would also be handy to have someone here in the evening to share cat spoiling duties as 5 can be a handful and if you where a darling you could get up first and do the litter trays save me having to face it.
Generous offer op |
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"Op, you sound just like the kind of guy id be looking for.
I dont live with my partner so it would be handy to have someone put the dustbins out for me, sing to me when i cant sleep, wash up when ive cooked dinner
It would also be handy to have someone here in the evening to share cat spoiling duties as 5 can be a handful and if you where a darling you could get up first and do the litter trays save me having to face it.
Generous offer op"
I ok with that message me  |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"
If you want to take care of my woman you will need to take care of her bills ...and she's not cheap  |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
If you want to take care of my woman you will need to take care of her bills ...and she's not cheap "
My think Id have to give it a miss |
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"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free no need to thank me I don't mind:
Taking them on social
Helping out in genral
Keeping them company
For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too
Might even FaceTime you while having xxx
We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though
Could you please put a good word in for me
Lol
Semaphore.
That a good enough word?
I quite like it personally..i hope you do too as its all your getting "
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"husbands who leave the Mrs at home while away"
Erm, what am I supposed to do when I'm away? Stuff her into my suit carrier and shove her in the overhead compartment on the train and hope she's not too uncomfortable? |
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"husbands who leave the Mrs at home while away
Erm, what am I supposed to do when I'm away? Stuff her into my suit carrier and shove her in the overhead compartment on the train and hope she's not too uncomfortable? "
Perhaps leave her between carriages with the window open? Always a lovely part of the train |
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