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in her absence Happy Birthday Ms Knitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dear chums and fellow forumites.

I know this wonderful lady is currently taking a leave of absence .

To all who know her she was a bright and positive delight to all our day.

So please join me in wishing Ms Knitter a happy birthday .

Taff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A happy birthday Knitter in absentia.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hurry up and bring your special sort of joy back to the forums lovely lady! Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im missing the glitter - happy birthday mrs k. xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is weird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird "

I done see weirder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is weird "

Well I have never been classed as normal .

Given how odd it is we are all here living in cyberspace it seems quite normal to have an in absence birthday thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it."

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Happy birthday knitter, I miss you on here ya sexy devil

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

???

What???

Why would i wish someone who won't see it a happy birthday??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"???

What???

Why would i wish someone who won't see it a happy birthday??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday Ms Knitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she might be here- or _iewing with a friend - or in touch with folk off here who can pass on messages - its nice to be missed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It does seem a bit pointless

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"she might be here- or _iewing with a friend - or in touch with folk off here who can pass on messages - its nice to be missed "
. This is all very true, and is exactly the reason I said happy birthday, as she is most definately still in touch with people from here, and it is nice to be missed, I missed you

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna wish myself happy birthday for next year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

We liked her too

hot as........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

She was a bit of a flake that bird.

Hope Knitter is enjoying her birthday,wherever she is.

Let's send her telepathic happy thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nutters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely.

We liked her too

hot as........"

Photoshopped to the max and took 10 years off her age,the little fibber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nutters"

I can see yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

I preferred that Anna999UK..... she was hot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely.

We liked her too

hot as........

Photoshopped to the max and took 10 years off her age,the little fibber

Dammit! Crushing blow after crushing blow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nutters

I can see yours"

Small aren't they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

"She" was so obviously really a single man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nutters

I can see yours

Small aren't they"

Big enough for my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely.

"She" was so obviously really a single man

I didn't like it say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would be a pleasure, Happy birthday gorgeous lady

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By *ot40sCouple over a year ago

birmingham

Please tell, who was mrs knitter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please tell, who was mrs knitter? "

Lovely sweet lady, very funny, very sexy, what more can I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I share the sentiment but don't understand the point of the thread since she's not here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

Seconded.....

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

Happy birthday with plenty of glitter and sparkles

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird

Well I have never been classed as normal .

Given how odd it is we are all here living in cyberspace it seems quite normal to have an in absence birthday thread

An absence birthday thread? Is that something from the modern Alice in wonderland?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird

Well I have never been classed as normal .

Given how odd it is we are all here living in cyberspace it seems quite normal to have an in absence birthday thread

An absence birthday thread? Is that something from the modern Alice in wonderland? "

Yeah.

Seen Hatter?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

If a birthday card falls in the woods and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it."

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Happy birthday glitter loving cookie girl

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I had even baked her a she hulk cake

Happy birthday missy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

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Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Didn't you post some very negative comments on a thread about someone who had left the site?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

I never much liked her. You're much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

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Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on us? Howay, I may not have known Ms Knitter very well when she was on the site but she certainly seemed able to recognised gentle joking when she saw it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear chums and fellow forumites.

I know this wonderful lady is currently taking a leave of absence .

To all who know her she was a bright and positive delight to all our day.

So please join me in wishing Ms Knitter a happy birthday .

Taff"

thanks for the tip, I've used other forms of social media to wish her the best, and I'm sure Taff and Pooch will keep her abreast of all the messages

I do miss Knitter on here

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

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Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Didn't you post some very negative comments on a thread about someone who had left the site?"

I said I wouldn't miss someone who I didn't like and war broke out quite some time ago.

I learnt my lesson that there is simply no need?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird "
Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody has said anything negative about her on here.

I'm pretty sure that a lot would be saying the same thing regardless of who the thread was for if they weren't on here anymore.

It's like leaving a job and expecting your ex-colleagues to celebrate your birthday even though you don't work there anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well trust Knitters too bring me back too the forums.. Happy Birthday, don't have too many "cookies" x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on me, I don't think so. I

Shame on you for suggesting that people with a different _iewpoint should eat a dog poo cake, wtf is that all about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is all very post-modern. Baudrillard would be proud.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on me, I don't think so. I

Shame on you for suggesting that people with a different _iewpoint should eat a dog poo cake, wtf is that all about!"

Touchy much?

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a birthday card falls in the woods and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?"

Is it blank or have a message inside?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A birthday wish. And a thread about somebody who isn't even here. And I can see tension already

Let's it go.

What is the average size cock By the way,?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too bizarre Taff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on me, I don't think so. I

Shame on you for suggesting that people with a different _iewpoint should eat a dog poo cake, wtf is that all about!

Touchy much?"

I think "touchy much" was exactly her point about your post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on me, I don't think so. I

Shame on you for suggesting that people with a different _iewpoint should eat a dog poo cake, wtf is that all about!

Touchy much?"

Pot, kettle, black.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is all very post-modern. Baudrillard would be proud.

maybe that was the intent all along...

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm outta here. Defending a friend sparks an argument now - it's insane.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm outta here. Defending a friend sparks an argument now - it's insane."

Defending a friend against precisely zero attacks by effectively telling everyone to eat shit; yes that probably will spark an argument.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See this is going well, good job she is not here, she would have hated this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Shame on me, I don't think so. I

Shame on you for suggesting that people with a different _iewpoint should eat a dog poo cake, wtf is that all about!

Touchy much?"

FWIW I have nothing against knitter, I just think a thread about someone who is no longer her is ridiculous.

If you are her friend you would have wished her a happy birthday through other channels.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

And again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm outta here. Defending a friend sparks an argument now - it's insane.

Defending a friend against precisely zero attacks by effectively telling everyone to eat shit; yes that probably will spark an argument."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Chums

Yes I know its seems a tad random and possibly sureal to have a thread for some one who is no longer here

Then again I have never really swum with the flow of the tide of conventionality .

Thank you for all your wishes and I will pass them on to our chum.

Guys no falling out over this or I will get cross. There is nothing so frightening as a little welsh bloke with his dander up.

So please carry on with your daily business and have a splendid day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh goodness.

Yes wishing MsKnitter a wonderful birthday indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is all very post-modern. Baudrillard would be proud.

I think a bit of postmodernist reading should be required for everyone who uses the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And again

Careful,you're going to bust a gut with all that laughing.

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

She was a good un. Happy Birthday x

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"You can see the forums as a non member - do you lot know nowt? If this hadn't gone awry I for one would have messaged her the link to it so she could read it.

As it is I'll say that you lot have no idea what you are missing if you don't know who she is and to the others shame on you.

If you have put her off coming back even more I'll happily make you all a dog poo chocolate cake with help from Taff's pooch.

Rant over.

Happy birthday lovely knitter - I miss her sparkles in here

Classy comment especially when nobody attacked her, but just pointed out their _iews!!!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Is everyone on here taking steroids or something??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday knitter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well I have passed on your regards ans the lady in question said thank you.

Just one last question , that seems to puzzle me .

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Surly by posting you then gave the thread validation.

There has been so much negativity recently , I was hoping this may have made us stop and think .

Maybe its time for a forum break myself, I am not in the least bit grumpy. As I see you all as rather smashing people

Play nicely

Taff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See this is going well, good job she is not here, she would have hated this"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where others see negativity it appears I see interesting threads. It's been better on the forums by far than it was six months ago when I left, when it was all cliquey love-in shit.

But regardless, I still don't see how posting happy birthday to someone who's not on the site, who a lot of new posters don't know, who it might not even be their real birthday, is supposed to make anything more positive?

Taff, you're a lovely chap, we get it, but this is just odd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See this is going well, good job she is not here, she would have hated this

She's not fucking dead! Christ this thread is like a bunch of d*unk people at a wake. Think I'm best just leaving you all to it. Have some glitter on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Chums

Yes I know its seems a tad random and possibly sureal to have a thread for some one who is no longer here

Then again I have never really swum with the flow of the tide of conventionality .

Thank you for all your wishes and I will pass them on to our chum.

Guys no falling out over this or I will get cross. There is nothing so frightening as a little welsh bloke with his dander up.

So please carry on with your daily business and have a splendid day "

Is 'dander' a leek variety?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have passed on your regards ans the lady in question said thank you.

Just one last question , that seems to puzzle me .

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Surly by posting you then gave the thread validation.

There has been so much negativity recently , I was hoping this may have made us stop and think .

Maybe its time for a forum break myself, I am not in the least bit grumpy. As I see you all as rather smashing people

Play nicely

Taff

It just seems even more bizarre that you're chatting to Knitter off site so you could say Happy Birthday to her there.

Why did you start this thread in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have passed on your regards ans the lady in question said thank you.

Just one last question , that seems to puzzle me .

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Surly by posting you then gave the thread validation.

There has been so much negativity recently , I was hoping this may have made us stop and think .

Maybe its time for a forum break myself, I am not in the least bit grumpy. As I see you all as rather smashing people

Play nicely

Taff

That's a shit sandwich if ever I saw one.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Well I have passed on your regards ans the lady in question said thank you.

Just one last question , that seems to puzzle me .

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Surly by posting you then gave the thread validation.

There has been so much negativity recently , I was hoping this may have made us stop and think .

Maybe its time for a forum break myself, I am not in the least bit grumpy. As I see you all as rather smashing people

Play nicely

Taff

Don't be sad, Taff, your heart was in the right place, as always.

Like many, Knitter always brought some levity to the forums, and I too was sad to learn that she had left. As always, I hope that she left for the right reasons, and is in a good place.

But there is a reason I seldom post on the Happy Birthday threads: I always worry that to the lurkers and newbies they reinforce the stereotype of there being a forum clique, especially when there are numerous birthday threads and some get many more posts than others. And for every forumite who leaves, we need to encourage a lurker or a newbie to join.

So Happy Birthday to you, the lurker at the back. Yes you, now come on in and say 'hello'

Mr ddc

Ps. To that poster who mentioned Anna Anon: I think you need to check your facts. According to my spreadsheet today isn't even her birthday...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just watched a fillum in the middle of the afternoon.

Decadent or what?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Because they can is the simple answer.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Happy birthday . MrsSB

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Happy Birthday, where ever / what ever you might be doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see the sycophants are out again.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Happy birthday, sweetie x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got told off on here for asking about her a couple of weeks ago..

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF) over a year ago

south

"Is everyone on here taking steroids or something??

Nah, cant say its steriods as you say,its sharing the boneos with taff no doubt..eating animal food can seriously harm ones health and behaviour no doubt..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy Birthday Knitter! We were wondering where she was. Hope she returns soon xx

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By *am-RaiderMan over a year ago

Corby

Ever seen a budgie with a mirror?

That's you lot that is!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ever seen a budgie with a mirror?

That's you lot that is!!

Polly wants a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It looks as if the Knitter thread unravelled...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It looks as if the Knitter thread unravelled...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It looks as if the Knitter thread unravelled...

meow

which cat pulled at it?

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF) over a year ago

south

Looks like the op is in hidding in the kennel....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like the op is in hidding in the kennel....

Your rapier sharp wit I imagine or just your lack of imagination ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wish her well from me please, OP.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd like to say happy birthday to anna anon. She was lovely. "

Wish her a happy birthday from me.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"If a birthday card falls in the woods and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?

Is it blank or have a message inside? "

"Shroedinger's birthday greeting"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it."

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)"

People can read the forum without being members.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have passed on your regards ans the lady in question said thank you.

Just one last question , that seems to puzzle me .

IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A POINTLESS THREAD, WHY DID YOU POST TO IT ?

Surly by posting you then gave the thread validation.

There has been so much negativity recently , I was hoping this may have made us stop and think .

Maybe its time for a forum break myself, I am not in the least bit grumpy. As I see you all as rather smashing people

Play nicely

Taff

Don't be sad, Taff, your heart was in the right place, as always.

Like many, Knitter always brought some levity to the forums, and I too was sad to learn that she had left. As always, I hope that she left for the right reasons, and is in a good place.

So Happy Birthday to you, the lurker at the back. Yes you, now come on in and say 'hello'

Mr ddc

During the summer holidays whilst a lot of 'regulars' were away, new people started posting / or maybe they were just getting noticed more, which was good as it changed the dynamics of the forum & freshened it up a bit.

It's an ever evolving environment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

And your point is?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

Why would they though?

Surely if you don't want to be a member of a website, you delete your profile and that's the end of it.

If you want somethiong out of your life, why would you give a monkeys about this kind of thread?

If you know her in r/l, the you can wish her a happy birthday there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

And your point is?"

I thought it was obvious but, since it appears it needs spelling out...

People who have left may be tipped off by someone still here that there are birthday wishes on the forum for them. Just as they might read them and enjoy that people wish them well when they are here, they may choose to put the Fab URL in the little address bar and read the forum to see who has wished them well.

They may not exist on here as a profile but they do exist as a real person having a birthday.

Is that clear enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

Why would they though?

Surely if you don't want to be a member of a website, you delete your profile and that's the end of it.

If you want somethiong out of your life, why would you give a monkeys about this kind of thread?

If you know her in r/l, the you can wish her a happy birthday there. "

but be careful of the clique, knitter was thought of as some sort of nymph of the Forum and Fab

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

Why would they though?

Surely if you don't want to be a member of a website, you delete your profile and that's the end of it.

If you want somethiong out of your life, why would you give a monkeys about this kind of thread?

If you know her in r/l, the you can wish her a happy birthday there. "

People leave for many reasons. Do they all ignore Fab once they have gone? I don't know. I posit a supposition, nothing more.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

Why would they though?

Surely if you don't want to be a member of a website, you delete your profile and that's the end of it.

If you want somethiong out of your life, why would you give a monkeys about this kind of thread?

If you know her in r/l, the you can wish her a happy birthday there.

but be careful of the clique, knitter was thought of as some sort of nymph of the Forum and Fab"

I know who she was, we exchanged the odd message.

People leave fabs for a reason and usually the reason means that they want the site/swinging out of their lives. Ergo this thread is pointless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?!

How can you celebrate a birthday when the person no longer exists on here....

Maybe it's just me, I don't get it.

There speaks a voice of wisdom and it cuts through the crap like a hot knife through butter (my _iew)

People can read the forum without being members.

Why would they though?

Surely if you don't want to be a member of a website, you delete your profile and that's the end of it.

If you want somethiong out of your life, why would you give a monkeys about this kind of thread?

If you know her in r/l, the you can wish her a happy birthday there.

but be careful of the clique, knitter was thought of as some sort of nymph of the Forum and Fab

I know who she was, we exchanged the odd message.

People leave fabs for a reason and usually the reason means that they want the site/swinging out of their lives. Ergo this thread is pointless."

My thoughts exactly, if they are missing it and/or their friends on here then surely they would rejoin, it's simple enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So why post to.it

To be honest I can't be bothered with some.of you any more

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"So why post to.it

To be honest I can't be bothered with some.of you any more "

Why not?

Forums are discussion boards, people have opinions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So why post to.it

To be honest I can't be bothered with some.of you any more "

So I see.

It's a shame that a difference of opinion can make that happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The clique don't like it up em .... It's hilarious &

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So why post to.it

To be honest I can't be bothered with some.of you any more "

It's just another day in Fabville! Groundhog Day.

Isn't it amazing how a casual sex site (which I would assume should be a fun enjoyable pastime) seems to stir up such drama on the Forums every day?

I know a break for a while often does me good - go away, recharge the batteries, refresh myself. Then I come back and realise little has changed

Keep smiling - it was a well meaning and well intentioned thread for those that liked her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She seemed nice. But there were about 12 threads when she left, and I'm sure if/when she returns there will be much rejoicing. Are we supposed to be keeping her memory warm for a grand return? Is that what this is about? Her friends are clearly still all in contact with her off the site, rendering this just all a bit odd.

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Does this mean there's no birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this mean there's no birthday cake

I think a dog shit in it further up the thread??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/09/16 22:49:36]

Id rather fuck your dog

I removed my post as it w's put in anger and wring to say , so sorry and as for pooch it would be the other way round bud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She left so who cares if its her birthday??

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She seemed nice. But there were about 12 threads when she left, and I'm sure if/when she returns there will be much rejoicing. Are we supposed to be keeping her memory warm for a grand return? Is that what this is about? Her friends are clearly still all in contact with her off the site, rendering this just all a bit odd. "

Memories were kept warm for others who left and some have returned. It has happened when some have taken a break and hidden and then they are welcomed back.

It's not something that would happen for me (apart from endless birthday wishes) but I don't have a problem with others getting this virtual affection.

Threads can be avoided.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people have no humour

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"Does this mean there's no birthday cake

I think a dog shit in it further up the thread??

I'll pass then ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Memories were kept warm for others who left and some have returned. It has happened when some have taken a break and hidden and then they are welcomed back.

It's not something that would happen for me (apart from endless birthday wishes) but I don't have a problem with others getting this virtual affection.

Threads can be avoided.

I've got no problem with others receiving virtual affection. This is a whole new level of posthumous adoration. But you're right, I'll avoid the inevitable future threads, it's a cult I just don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/09/16 22:49:36]

Id rather fuck your dog

I removed my post as it w's put in anger and wring to say , so sorry and as for pooch it would be the other way round bud

I do like doggy

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Memories were kept warm for others who left and some have returned. It has happened when some have taken a break and hidden and then they are welcomed back.

It's not something that would happen for me (apart from endless birthday wishes) but I don't have a problem with others getting this virtual affection.

Threads can be avoided.

Yet you have been one of the worshipped by just such cultish behaviour.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"[Removed by poster at 21/09/16 22:49:36]

Id rather fuck your dog

I removed my post as it w's put in anger and wring to say , so sorry and as for pooch it would be the other way round bud

I do like doggy

I was practicing my downward dog today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She left so who cares if its her birthday??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/09/16 22:49:36]

Id rather fuck your dog

I removed my post as it w's put in anger and wring to say , so sorry and as for pooch it would be the other way round bud

I do like doggy

I was practicing my downward dog today.

Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Memories were kept warm for others who left and some have returned. It has happened when some have taken a break and hidden and then they are welcomed back.

It's not something that would happen for me (apart from endless birthday wishes) but I don't have a problem with others getting this virtual affection.

Threads can be avoided.

Yet you have been one of the worshipped by just such cultish behaviour.

When? By who? If there were threads about me when I wasn't here, people I'm in contact with off the site didn't tell me. Probably because they knew I'd hate it. And I doubt they started them. Again, because they knew I'd hate it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Memories were kept warm for others who left and some have returned. It has happened when some have taken a break and hidden and then they are welcomed back.

It's not something that would happen for me (apart from endless birthday wishes) but I don't have a problem with others getting this virtual affection.

Threads can be avoided.

I don't understand the word posthamus!! Maybe I'm tired, maybe I'd just use another word instead of that sounds like something I'd write in my thesis when I was in uni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yet you have been one of the worshipped by just such cultish behaviour.

Pronounced cuntish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh God is this still going!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are always threads about regular forumites who have left the site, usually when someone realises they haven't posted in a while but I have never seen a Happy Birthday thread started for someone by someone who knew they weren't on the site anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be a happy birthday Mrs Knitter 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Yep.

Oh fudge sticks, I've bumped it to the top again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly."

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

This whole thread has truly twisted my melon man.

A Very Merry Unbirthday to everyone who hasn't got a birthday today

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=fxObGyB1n6U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday knitter wherever you are,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This whole thread has truly twisted my melon man.

A Very Merry Unbirthday to everyone who hasn't got a birthday today

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=fxObGyB1n6U"

Class song !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly."

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Yep.

Oh fudge sticks, I've bumped it to the top again "

Fudge sticks....WTF

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

This needs to hit 175 quickly."

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?"

Birthday??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Yep.

Oh fudge sticks, I've bumped it to the top again

Fudge sticks....WTF

WTF: what the fudge?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is Colgate's Un-birthday bash going ahead? I haven't noticed him on here in a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

You had comments and threads about you when you were in forum hiding. But you were peeking, weren't you?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Happy birthday to Ms Knitter. Hoping it's been wonderful for you, however you've spent it. Love in your absence xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??"

No .......is for Clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

That one hit 192 even after it closed somehow didn't it Mr DDC? No idea how that happened eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??"

D is for dog-poo cake???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??

No .......is for Clique

D is for Damn You!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Colgate's Un-birthday bash going ahead? I haven't noticed him on here in a while.

I believe so..... I'll chat to him later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

189

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

You had comments and threads about you when you were in forum hiding. But you were peeking, weren't you?

Were there?

I may have forum searched "ddc" a couple of times, but when I got no hits, I just thought "Sod the miserable lot of them" and went off to sulk for a bit longer

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??

No .......is for Clique

D is for Drama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh God is this still going!

Afraid so.

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Agreed - lets do an alphabet game.

A is for Apple ..

B is for ... ?

Birthday??

C is for 'car crash' ??

No .......is for Clique

D is for Damn You!!

Im already damned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

You had comments and threads about you when you were in forum hiding. But you were peeking, weren't you?

Were there?

I may have forum searched "ddc" a couple of times, but when I got no hits, I just thought "Sod the miserable lot of them" and went off to sulk for a bit longer

Well I for one welcome you back, apre sulk......

1009

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 to go ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

E is for eee by gum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Annd Done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The End!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

You had comments and threads about you when you were in forum hiding. But you were peeking, weren't you?

Were there?

I may have forum searched "ddc" a couple of times, but when I got no hits, I just thought "Sod the miserable lot of them" and went off to sulk for a bit longer

I should have sent you the links at the time instead of just checking you were still alive. I'll try and remember for next time.

Now, how have you got a desktop in a tent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Nearly there poster]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F - is for fank fuck for the end

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This needs to hit 175 quickly.

Which reminds me of the thread that tempted me back the time before last, when Knitter was trying to close a thread by counting, very badly, up to 175

You had comments and threads about you when you were in forum hiding. But you were peeking, weren't you?

Were there?

I may have forum searched "ddc" a couple of times, but when I got no hits, I just thought "Sod the miserable lot of them" and went off to sulk for a bit longer

I should have sent you the links at the time instead of just checking you were still alive. I'll try and remember for next time.

Now, how have you got a desktop in a tent?

I know you know how to answer this on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time to blow out the candles

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's never over...

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