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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side
fucking judas
Nail you to the floor  "
yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side
fucking judas
Nail you to the floor
yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe "
It was in one on the dead Sea scrolls |
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"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side
fucking judas
Nail you to the floor
yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe "
There's always a first time  |
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them 
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough "
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown "
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol |
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown "
Oh Miss Honey  |
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol "
No the wolves can have that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that "
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
"
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol"
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy "
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol"
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it "
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol "
you take that back! that hat is awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome "
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there..."
haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...
haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to "
Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...
haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to
Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English "
no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...
haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to
Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English
no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game"
Glad to hear it, best show on tv  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol
deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy
Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol
not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it
Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol
you take that back! that hat is awesome
Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...
haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to
Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English
no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game
Glad to hear it, best show on tv "
it was funny as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlAGDRE6Aok |
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
"
Just the way you like it bitch boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are many things
Messiah is not one of them
you know you'd kneel before me
And headbutt you in the cock
I like it when you play rough
I'm going to nail you when I see you,
To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown
so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol
No the wolves can have that
wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making
Just the way you like it bitch boy"
Oooo bitch boy I like the sound of that Miss Honey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!
he has a wife you know ,
she is called incontinentia buttocks
Welease Bwian!!
Welease Wodderwick!"
I am Brian and so is my wife! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're that wanker from the judean people's front?
Or is it the people's front of judea?  "
Irrelevant, what is relevant is the fact that he is indeed a wanker!
Judean or not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shitfaced and still heavenly  "
Well you've certainly performed a resurrection on this thread and it would probably take a miracle to make you go away... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jagerbombs this week?
eerrr maybe
Don't go fighting
I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar "
Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jagerbombs this week?
eerrr maybe
Don't go fighting
I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar
Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you? "
I'm a nice person honestly I'm just misunderstood
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jagerbombs this week?
eerrr maybe
Don't go fighting
I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar
Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you?
I'm a nice person honestly I'm just misunderstood
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Did you say that to your psychiatrist? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...
you waited 2000 years and you get me
hows your luck lol "
im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over... |
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"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side
fucking judas
Nail you to the floor
yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe "
You can be the New Messiah and we do stuff differently these days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...
you waited 2000 years and you get me
hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over... "
quite just kneel before me |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...
you waited 2000 years and you get me
hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...
quite just kneel before me "
in your fantasies... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...
you waited 2000 years and you get me
hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...
quite just kneel before me
in your fantasies..."
is that a maybe ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?"
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess "
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass "
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps "
haha you modest fucker you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself "
Sounds like your carer isn't earning their keep tonight!
Don't tell me they've forgotten to give you your crayons as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Sounds like your carer isn't earning their keep tonight!
Don't tell me they've forgotten to give you your crayons as well?"
the fuck dude your like Miss Honey's cheerleader ffs just ask her for anal already |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you "
You love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it "
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy"
Lines huh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy
Lines huh? "
take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy
Lines huh?
take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now "
My sarcasm is lost here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy
Lines huh?
take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now
My sarcasm is lost here "
it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy
Lines huh?
take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now
My sarcasm is lost here
it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe "
Sweet Jesus, best have an ambulance on standby then |
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"Still going with the knob chops?
I wish I knew wtf that was
Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?
at this point your god is about dribbling on himself
Try not to make too much mess
if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass
You know that's a lie, lick perhaps
haha you modest fucker you
You love it
all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy
Lines huh?
take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now
My sarcasm is lost here
it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe
Sweet Jesus, best have an ambulance on standby then "
and kick your back doors in lol |
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"Now fuck off!
Amazingly 98.97% of psychiatric in patients are the messiah as well"
my care-worker agrees with you
but I plan on taking them out as I'm sure their really a reptilian, I just need to rip their flesh off to find out |
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Your dads been putting on quite a show with lightening of late
If u speak to yer old man any chance could ease up on the rain though and turn summer back on |
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