What we've got here, is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants, well he gets.

Cool hand luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Graveyards are for dead people baby!

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" Jessica Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?.... Neither did I. I was just asking."

Garth, Wayne's World.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're a natural Tyrone aren't ya?"

"Cause i am"

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By *ountryfansCouple over a year ago

huntingdon

Put the bunny back on the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your driving too fast

I drive faster when I'm on my own

I wouldn't like to be with you when you were on your own x

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By *atie ShayTV/TS over a year ago

"What's this a new flavour? Apple pie pussy!!!"

"If you find cheaper pussy anywhere else... FUCK IT!!!"

Dusk til dawn

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By *kpartystartersCouple over a year ago

Chester

Nihilists...Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

The Big Lebowski

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By *eds dudeMan over a year ago

Luton

"If the milk turns sour I'm not the kinda pussy to drink it "

Great quote. Love that movie. Niw I have to dig it out and watch it again

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By *VK_RugbyCouple over a year ago

Rugby

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

The Italian Job

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By *rednwilma1Couple over a year ago

york

" Think we're gonna need a bigger boat "

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By *ancscleanguyMan over a year ago

Preston

"" Think we're gonna need a bigger boat " "

My favourite

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By *ancscleanguyMan over a year ago

Preston

Get busy living or get busy dying

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

You made a woman meow? - when Harry met Sally

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Taken.

Love it.

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Taken.

Love it.

Well that's is. Watching taken tonight.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Besides, isn’t it more exciting when you don’t have permission?

Pulp Fiction

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

60%of the time. It works every time

Anchorman

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards! "

DCI Gene Hunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely you can't be serious?"...

..."I am being serious, and stop calling me Shirley!". ~ Airplane

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Do you understand?

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

You only went full retard....never go full retard...90 percent maybe but never full - tropic thunder

Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy - life of brian

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Do you understand?"

Brandon lee, the crow. An amazing film

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Take me upstairs and fuck me... Nicole Kidman in Malice. Be still, my beating willy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend"

"Say what again mother fucker i dare you, i double dare you"

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

"mmmfmmmmfffmm" - Deep Throat

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

Probably loads I've forgotten (some mentioned above) but the first one that came to mind was:

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

Mr G

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wants to know if your gods?.

Not gods, Englishmen! The next best thing!.

Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.

My all time favourite film

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

But did you dieeeee

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Get off you're horse and drink you're milk! The duke himself

I don't think he ever actually said that, along with Captain Kirks, 'Beam me up Scotty'.....

I could be wrong but I'm sure I've read or heard it somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out!

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By *azleesiCouple over a year ago

west bromwich

Whos Zed?Zed's dead baby!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are there two L's in dollar?" ,,

"Aye and are there two g's in bugger off"

Local hero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

and

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!"

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

Ooohh Estella you just reminded me of another favourite that might have some relevance round here

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the milk turns sour I'm not the kinda pussy to drink it "

It's a dog eat dog world, and I've got bigger teeth than Him!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Holy Grail."

'Tis but a flesh wound

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"*soulful piano tune*

That's beautiful! What's it called?

......Lick my Love Pump...."

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Somebody broke into my toilet-

Your car? Preeeeety car-

Italian Job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

Made by Rutger Hauer's delivery, also "....pity she'll never live, but then who does"

Fantastic movie, Harrison Ford's best ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not a movie but ....

" How much is the stick I'll buy my own bloody stick"

"Aren't you bored?

God I'm bored!"

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Who's the fucking daddy now Scum

I'm gonna use your eyeballs for an ashtray Sexybeast

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Still love Jack Nicholson saying..

''Oh! I'm just your average horny little devil!''

Witches of Eastwick??

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""That ain't a cock.. (Zip) THIS is a cock!!"

Sorry, knife, that ain't a knife, THIS is a knife! "

Yes that was funny!

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates....

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Boat drinks"

"Give it a name"

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By *ohnyorkMan over a year ago

york

Johnno ya dead

Yeahh mannn

Cool runnings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im brian and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought you'd be bigger

Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Holy Grail."

Followed up with Run away run away

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By *asques and boxersCouple over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

"It was at a dodgy angle"

Lockstock

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By *asques and boxersCouple over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

"Whos Zed?Zed's dead baby!"

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By *asques and boxersCouple over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

""mmmfmmmmfffmm" - Deep Throat

Now was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses"

That film is so much funnier when you realise everyone is off their tits and the comic timing is all half a second out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard"

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