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over a year ago
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Even better when kids do it so innocently. My 8 year old gave a girl in his class a piggyback, and said to me 'she's so light, she could ride me all day'. And he often shouts 'who wants fisting?!' (obviously meaning a punch) to his older brothers  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I burnt my arm on my hair wand, when I got back to work I went to see my boss who was the first aider. I told him what had happened and asked him if had any special cream I could rub on it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old guy walking up our road the other day told me, as he passes by our house, he likes stroking my pussy. Did make me giggle after, as he's about 85. Have to watch these oldies they look so innocent.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Innuendo.
I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.
Would you like to give me one?
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Would I like to give you one?
I'm not sure how to publicly answer that OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ideal opportunity for some baker to come in with "come and feel how soft my baps are"...
...or a miner with a shaft problem...
...or Bernard Mathews looking for some nice young cock...
...the list is endless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one."
Sorry TT I've been hard at work today liquidating assets and dealing with an unauthorised entry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one.
Sorry TT I've been hard at work today liquidating assets and dealing with an unauthorised entry."
I've had a similar day dealing with double entries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I said to my boss 'I'm not sure about that new machine it's a bit  But it's like anything new, you don't know what it's like until you've had a good fiddle'  "
Does your bosses office pipe in the Benny Hill tune everytime you come out with these gems? |
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"Innuendo.
I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.
Would you like to give me one?
I've been trying to give you one. But you aren't interested 
MrsSB  "
I'm gonna bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information |
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"Innuendo.
I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.
Would you like to give me one?
I've been trying to give you one. But you aren't interested
MrsSB
I'm gonna bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information "
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"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one.
I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard.
Sooo hard  "
On top of quitting innuendos I've got to stop eating out too. |
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