Complete the sentence

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would be mortified / die if......

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.. that poisoned chalice I gave to my arch enemy was secretly swapped back when I wasn't looking and I ended up drinking from it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got an unsolicited message on fab from someone today!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turtle headed in my undies