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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are out and about then just smile and say hello, on here send a smiling face pic and say hello.
they will make thoer choice weather to speak to you or not  |
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We're not an alien race but I can understand that a younger man might feel intimidated.
I would say approach an older woman as you would any woman, don't make the classic mistake of adding "for your age" to any compliments you pay though and bear in mind that all women are different. Spark up a conversation and take it from there. |
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I was just thinking about this. I don't know if it's true for all women but as I've grown older I haven't changed essentially but I am less likely to tolerate fools, not interested in "banter", unlikely to enjoy certain pubs or clubs and probably wouldn't eat a kebab. When I was younger I might have done all those things  |
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"I was just thinking about this. I don't know if it's true for all women but as I've grown older I haven't changed essentially but I am less likely to tolerate fools, not interested in "banter", unlikely to enjoy certain pubs or clubs and probably wouldn't eat a kebab. When I was younger I might have done all those things "
Don't know about others, but we don't find banter attractive at all either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We're not an alien race but I can understand that a younger man might feel intimidated.
I would say approach an older woman as you would any woman, don't make the classic mistake of adding "for your age" to any compliments you pay though and bear in mind that all women are different. Spark up a conversation and take it from there."
i'm definitely using your advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ask her if her dentures affect giving a BJ 
Ask if she has a dry FuFu and would she require lube.
Ask if she would wear a bag over her head... tell a fib and say it's a fetish |
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"Ask her if her dentures affect giving a BJ
Ask if she has a dry FuFu and would she require lube.
Ask if she would wear a bag over her head... tell a fib and say it's a fetish "
this is just hilarious i can imagine the look on her face after saying this |
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"Ask her if her dentures affect giving a BJ
Ask if she has a dry FuFu and would she require lube.
Ask if she would wear a bag over her head... tell a fib and say it's a fetish "
Excuse me! You're talking about women I once adored.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a cross and a steak!  "
A cross and stake maybe better?
Although it has been known for them to be attracted by a perfectly cooked piece of sirloin. |
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A woman is a woman any age.
Dont go on about the age thing to them, just speak as you would someone your own age, but you will find some older women ( me for example) might be harder to find common ground for general conversation.
Id have no idea about pop music or the latest games console.
Try and think of subjects before you message that are not age related
Well thats what i like anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could ask them what day they collect there pension "
Poke them with a long stick and have some pepper spray available for use if they get to close.
Can be dangerous when angry or disturbed when nesting. |
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"Ask her if her dentures affect giving a BJ
Ask if she has a dry FuFu and would she require lube.
Ask if she would wear a bag over her head... tell a fib and say it's a fetish this is just hilarious i can imagine the look on her face after saying this "
in reality the look will have you thinking shit what the fuck did I say that for..
or your view will be filled by an incoming fist or large handbag..
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Just talk to them mate its as simple as that, compliment them on how look & explain why you like them without making them sound like a vintage wine.
Whatever age a women is they still want to be thought of as attractive...good luck on your adventures mate. |
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Oh and cheap to go on a social with as will only drink half a drink cause the bladder cant take it.
Pensioners lunch deals AND if you want to go to the cinema some do cheap admission on pensioner days |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Just pull your trousers down and chase them round. They're bound to fall down eventually."
I tried this yesterday , I saw three old ladies sat on a park bench..I dropped my pants e xposing my cock.. ..two had a stroke ....
the third couldn't quite reach. |
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"With a cross and a steak!
A cross and stake maybe better?
Although it has been known for them to be attracted by a perfectly cooked piece of sirloin. "
More of a rump girl myself  |
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