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over a year ago
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"1/ knives
2/ golf balls moving at high speed
3/ door marked 'WC' with a huge drop on the other side"
You crazy fool, didn't you know WC stood for Warning Cliff  |
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"1/ knives
2/ golf balls moving at high speed
3/ door marked 'WC' with a huge drop on the other side
You crazy fool, didn't you know WC stood for Warning Cliff "
Well I know that *now*!
*walks off with the aid of a crutch, sporting comedy bump on forehead* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big horses
small ponies are worse! Lol
One giant horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized ponies?
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I'll take the one giant duck, imagine the duvets and pillows you could stuff with all those feathers lol  |
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13/ the word for the number 4 in Chinese is a homophone for 'death'. It is consequently avoided in many daily instances like floors in tower blocks, hotel rooms, bus lines &c.
Not dangerous as such, tho' |
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"13/ the word for the number 4 in Chinese is a homophone for 'death'. It is consequently avoided in many daily instances like floors in tower blocks, hotel rooms, bus lines &c.
Not dangerous as such, tho'"
What if you need a number 4 meal in a Chinese takeaway or you'll die? What a conundrum !??! |
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"Cracked my ankle while playing crazy golf....who knew a golf ball could do so much damage travelling at 10mph x"
I am the Gt Yarmouth crazy golf King if ya fancy a game  
Oh, and budgerigars can be a bit dangerous too! Just don't ask  |
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"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw
Shell suits "
"...Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw
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By (user no longer on site)
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"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw
Shell suits
I'm DiamondJoe and I approve this post "
I'm here for you good people's amusement.
Mix - Lead Breakfast | Pogo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Ad1AuHriI&list=RDF7Ad1AuHriI |
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Polishing a wooden floor with Mr sheen (son being helpful)
Walking on a wooden floor polished by my son..
Trying to stand back up within dislocated shoulder whilst being on a wooden floor polished by my son
My son, who is now a copper (coincidence perhaps) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Polishing a wooden floor with Mr sheen (son being helpful)
Walking on a wooden floor polished by my son..
Trying to stand back up within dislocated shoulder whilst being on a wooden floor polished by my son
My son, who is now a copper (coincidence perhaps)"
he can now polish his helmet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Kids in general. When they're sat on your lap explaining how big they think a T-Rex is and they slap you in the chops in their enthusiasm.
Cats when they have something stuck in their paw and you try to look. It's like trying to stroke Freddy Kruger.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is dangerous?
Hope
Certainty is worse"
both are even worse when they partner up with inevitability.
Danger is what makes life fun, so it's all good really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knitting needles held by running children."
Not fair, Mrs Knitter has left the site  Gone to campaign for Knitting Needle races to be included in school sports dys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putting on tights. I fell over once
The wand. That thing will rub your clit clean off and leave you numb and worried sick if the sensation will ever return to that sensitive sacred bean ever again |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Kids knees when they leap at you on the sofa, Couldn't walk upright for more than a day!!
Mini-Motos! As despite riding "proper" bikes my whole life my worst longterm injury (crushed GH joint in shoulder) came from one of those fuckers!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honey badgers!!
Even worse
A honey badger with a RPG!
Incoming....
Not worse than emus coming at you !!!!
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Well what about a honey badger riding an emu holding an RPG?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?"
Google honey badgers.
They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.
Is this you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?"
They're gnarly little fuckers. I'm not sure it's a compliment. |
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?
Google honey badgers.
They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.
Is this you? "
Cheeky bastard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?
Google honey badgers.
They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.
Is this you?
Cheeky bastard!"
Me or your fb?
Lol
Only telling you about honey badgers are like.
Am sure your not
A real honey badger... Or are you??
Grrrrrr  |
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?
Google honey badgers.
They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.
Is this you?
Cheeky bastard!
Me or your fb?
Lol
Only telling you about honey badgers are like.
Am sure your not
A real honey badger... Or are you??
Grrrrrr "
That fuck buddy's a cheeky bastard. I just thought it some odd term of endearment, yeah, whatever, bend over...
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So i have taken all of these comments and created a hazard analysis risk register.
Worked out the mitigations and calculated the residual risks..
From this analysis I can confirm that we are all doomed!!!
Doomed, doomed..Doomed I tell you.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honey bagers!!!
I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.
Is this a bad thing?
They're gnarly little fuckers. I'm not sure it's a compliment. "
Even a cougar will give them a wide birth....demon personified....the Devils drilling master....need i say more |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Putting on tights. I fell over once
The wand. That thing will rub your clit clean off and leave you numb and worried sick if the sensation will ever return to that sensitive sacred bean ever again "
I agree with the wand bit I've had to go back to using my coal powered vibe instead, much less powerful! |
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time 
I despise the word along with kik 
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas "
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas "
I'd still whoop you at a dance off though. |
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then. "
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence |
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence "
Not from the people sat at the table I bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence "
My hips don't lie, honey. |
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence
Not from the people sat at the table I bet "
I'll be sure to give you a feedback card |
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence
My hips don't lie, honey."
I'm the cream of the crop though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A baby gate locked at the bottom of the stairs. I fell down the stairs and put my feet out to stop myself, my ankle took the impact and broke in 4 places.
But then I am clumsy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""It's fine"
The word "nice" ergh
I get called nice all the time
I despise the word along with kik
Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas
Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.
I keep getting told off for it.
Hatter,I like your confidence
My hips don't lie, honey.
I'm the cream of the crop though "
I got the moves like Jagger |
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"11) Shopping trolleys when 'old people' decide to chat in aisles.
One day i will ram that blockade for men everywhere.
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Oh, bloody shopping, people who decide to have a long chat, blocking aisle with shopping carts and a screaming/crying kid sitting in shopping cart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A baby gate locked at the bottom of the stairs. I fell down the stairs and put my feet out to stop myself, my ankle took the impact and broke in 4 places.
But then I am clumsy
Fudgers "
Awwww Baby .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hungry badgers in your food tent when your camping and forget to do the zip up "
A zip won't stop them. Seen the results of them ripping a tin shed open to devour ducks. Poor ducks didn't stand a chance. |
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"***DANGEROUS THINGS***
Sparklers near your nuts
(who knew molten, burning metal could be so hot?)
Mr ddc
Pssst, that's only supposed to happen on Nov 5th  "
{taps nose}
Planning ahead so we don't have to do another one then
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