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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?"
Because you build them up in your own head because they're hot and then reality kicks in but you can't enjoy them as a real person because the fantasy is overtaking it? Perception can be a pisser. I only fuck people I find hot. But it's getting to know them as people that makes them hot to me. And the sex has always been epic as a result (at least from my perspective). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a variant of the "ugly people try harder" même? 
Today I learned they're also always more intelligent and have better personalities. "
They're always getting promotions ahead of me at work too. Bastards.  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is this a variant of the "ugly people try harder" même?
Today I learned they're also always more intelligent and have better personalities. "
That explains why I always do well academically. But then I never try that hard and I'm a bit of a wanker. Now I'm confuddled... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because if you're fucking someone just because they look hot, well see, that's not gonna work.
Sex is beyond looks, you have to at least be on the same wave length.
I tend to go for women who come off as absolute bitches...but I find that sexy.
If you're hot but soft as shite, that doesn't really work for me, I don't care how hot that person is either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot "
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm assuming that the OP isn't messaging anyone who might read the forums with a view to meeting.
If he is, then may I be the first to advise thst he put the shovel down. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh how we laugh
If it's not hot you must be doing it wrong or she's just not that into you
What if he's doing it right and it the rest of us that's doing it wrong? "
That's deep for a Monday |
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant "
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant "
Well, hello.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then "
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Well, hello. "
Hello Hatter  |
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"Oh how we laugh
If it's not hot you must be doing it wrong or she's just not that into you
What if he's doing it right and it the rest of us that's doing it wrong?
Then we are all fucked "
Yeah but if we're all doing it wrong the nobody is fucked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex "
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP  |
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot "
Aww thanks 
You know we think you are, saucy temptress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Define hot looks not that important when connect and get close have had some mind blowing sex with the average types tend to have better sense of humour andimagination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Well, hello.
Hello Hatter "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP "
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Define hot looks not that important when connect and get close have had some mind blowing sex with the average types tend to have better sense of humour andimagination "
The "average-types" think very highly of you too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Define hot looks not that important when connect and get close have had some mind blowing sex with the average types tend to have better sense of humour andimagination "
I'm with you on that .. Again not everyone but just what's happened to me .. |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions .. "
Fancy a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I offending all the 'hot' people? "
Probably not, I'd say they think you've been knocked back that much you've developed a little fettish about trying to knock there confidence ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?"
Oh go on then.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress "
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?"
Well I'm just going to slip in here and hijack that offer and declare, yes! Yes I would! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op can I ask how many you have Fukd ?
What hot people? "
Both I guess ?
Amount of hot people and amount of not so hot,
Also the amount of hot people wanted paid ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, how have you time to use the forum with all the mail you have to reply to? 
*see status 
Clearly he's not hot then. "
I'm afraid I'll only blow your mind if we meet, fyi |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then.. "
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions .. "
Well let's just hope they don't see this thread OP |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"Am I offending all the 'hot' people? "
I don't think so - all you are doing is putting anyone off from meeting you because, quite clealry, if you want to shag them, you don't think that they are attractive..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot "
Haha and good for you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I offending all the 'hot' people?
I don't think so - all you are doing is putting anyone off from meeting you because, quite clealry, if you want to shag them, you don't think that they are attractive..... "
Lighten up man just having some fun here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op can I ask how many you have Fukd ?
What hot people?
Both I guess ?
Amount of hot people and amount of not so hot,
Also the amount of hot people wanted paid ?"
That made me spit my coffee out! Soaked now! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot "
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Well I'm just going to slip in here and hijack that offer and declare, yes! Yes I would! Lol"
Hello you |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol"
He'll go far on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Well I'm just going to slip in here and hijack that offer and declare, yes! Yes I would! Lol
Hello you "
Good evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol"
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay! |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Well let's just hope they don't see this thread OP "
We were considering it but we've just confirmed hot and now we're offended |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Am I offending all the 'hot' people?
I don't think so - all you are doing is putting anyone off from meeting you because, quite clealry, if you want to shag them, you don't think that they are attractive.....
Lighten up man just having some fun here! "
So am I....
But its mostly watching you shoot yourself in the foot.
Where's Tina? Forum insurance forms defnitley needed.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Well let's just hope they don't see this thread OP
We were considering it but we've just confirmed hot and now we're offended "
Oh yes!, you dont want to go on his 'bad shag' list |
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule "
Are you sure. The sex might be shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule
Are you sure. The sex might be shot "
That's not why I avoid... I just don't like sharing mirror time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay! "
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, how have you time to use the forum with all the mail you have to reply to?
*see status
Clearly he's not hot then.
I'm afraid I'll only blow your mind if we meet, fyi "
What a dilemma! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must apologise guys it's been confirmed that I am in fact hot!
I just scratched my arse and it made that sizzling noise like I am "hot stuff"
So to sum up, sex with my will be like posting jelly through a letter box and I've got less rhythm than a pissed dad dancing at a wedding!
Sorry if that comes as a disappointment to any, I'll go and hang my head now...  |
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule
Are you sure. The sex might be shot
That's not why I avoid... I just don't like sharing mirror time "
Maybe you should add "not into sharing my mirror" on your profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So are there any hot people who would like to disprove my theory? 
Ohhh....now I get it. Well played, sir"
Boom.. Im taking a bow as we speak God loves a tryer |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay! "
He doesn't need telling, he beats them off with a stick don't you know and a shitty one at that.
Also, I've had some hot sex with hot people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So are there any hot people who would like to disprove my theory?
How many women have you Fukd ?"
I'm quite new to fab so havent fukd anyone from here .. just trying to make some fab friends for now and build relationships seems the best way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!"
Oooh should I take a bow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule
Are you sure. The sex might be shot
That's not why I avoid... I just don't like sharing mirror time
Maybe you should add "not into sharing my mirror" on your profile "
Nah, they'll just lie to get a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!
Oooh should I take a bow? "
I think you've earned a bow there!
And I think we should totally get together and you know...
Work on that theme tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So are there any hot people who would like to disprove my theory?
How many women have you Fukd ?
I'm quite new to fab so havent fukd anyone from here .. just trying to make some fab friends for now and build relationships seems the best way "
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"I don't tend to go for very hot people, so I wouldn't know.
So if we get a message from you we can consider ourselves average
On the other hand though if we don't then we're potentially hot
Hahaha no. My tastes are a little more quirky and alternative, is what I meant
Glad you cleared that up. Thought we were hot for a minute then
Just had a nose of your pics... Don't worry, you're hot
Aww thanks
You know we think you are, saucy temptress
Haha thank you. Think I need to reconsider my ' no hot people' rule
Are you sure. The sex might be shot
That's not why I avoid... I just don't like sharing mirror time
Maybe you should add "not into sharing my mirror" on your profile
Nah, they'll just lie to get a shag "
Aww is it really that bad
Well we would respect your mirror space but we expect biscuits lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!"
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days..."
Made you walk funny though.. |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions .. "
Dont worry, I think they're going to be saying no to you now!
I love a hottie myself, some of them are fabulous in bed! |
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!"
Well if you get curious give us a shout.
We'll happily show you in great detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though.."
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Dont worry, I think they're going to be saying no to you now!
I love a hottie myself, some of them are fabulous in bed! "
Well looks like not so hot for me then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!
Oooh should I take a bow?
I think you've earned a bow there!
And I think we should totally get together and you know...
Work on that theme tune "
As long as you have a decent singing voice, mine's shit |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though..
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble "
Door? I was in shoe box in't middle o the road - with no lid.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though..
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble "
Wow! You are looking amazing for a man in your sixties! What's your secret? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?"
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for the record you lovely lot I don't discriminate between hot or not was just purely talking from experience hope I haven't offended anyone just my sense of humour X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!
Oooh should I take a bow?
I think you've earned a bow there!
And I think we should totally get together and you know...
Work on that theme tune
As long as you have a decent singing voice, mine's shit "
Might have to be an instrumental til we could draft in someone with a decent voice then!
I'm sure we could work something out in the meantime though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though..
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble
Wow! You are looking amazing for a man in your sixties! What's your secret? "
Having his testicle attached to a cup with some string.. |
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity."
You make some excellent points |
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity."
Wow, well I'm very visually stimulated by your body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though..
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble
Wow! You are looking amazing for a man in your sixties! What's your secret? "
My secret is a mixture of werthers originals and Murray mints combined with much pipe smoking and moustache trimming!
Eee by gum, they don't make 'em like they used to!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't even have sex not sure why I even commented
What is this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?!
I have no idea!
Is it some sort of new game?!
I remember back in my day we had a ball attached to cup with a bit of string!
We were happy! Those were the days...
Made you walk funny though..
Back in the day we also took the rough with the smooth!
None of this mollycoddled nonsense you see these days!
You could leave your door open and all this was fields... Blah blah... Grumble
Wow! You are looking amazing for a man in your sixties! What's your secret?
Having his testicle attached to a cup with some string.."
Don't know what sort of games you used to play boy, sonny jim, laddie, boy
But you might have been playing them wrong lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity.
You make some excellent points "
Fair point very well put |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm trying to word something without sounding bitchy but it's not working so I'll post anyway.
I've had sex with a guy just because he was hot, there was nothing else except that, no banter, no laughs, nothing, which goes against all my instinct. And yes the sex was a disappointment because I realised I needed more. Not his fault it was mine (not off here btw). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm trying to word something without sounding bitchy but it's not working so I'll post anyway.
I've had sex with a guy just because he was hot, there was nothing else except that, no banter, no laughs, nothing, which goes against all my instinct. And yes the sex was a disappointment because I realised I needed more. Not his fault it was mine (not off here btw)."
I've punched above my weight once or twice .. and she didn't seem to want to put the effort in. I know there's much more to good sex than looks for sure. Someone who you have a connection with will ultimately result in much better sex regardless of someone's appearance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We think everyone is beautiful but it takes a connection to make someone hot. We all have imperfections...saying that is Jared Leto on here?? "
Absolutely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little story for you,a bit personal but fuck it,it's relevant.
I was with someone a long,long time who,no matter what I did,never got into the whole passionate sex thing. No kissing,limited touching etc. And guess what? He said I,yes I was a plank in bed.
Now,believe me,I tried everything to turn him on,which he was by the way. But,he never ever got out of first gear.
Fast forward a few years and add 6 stones to my body and I'm having the sex of my life,with sexy men who do react and respond to me.
Moral of the story: Sometimes it is you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity."
Best post in this entire thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know what sort of games you used to play boy, sonny jim, laddie, boy
But you might have been playing them wrong lol
oh no I wasn't "
Touche mon ami, whatever tickles yer pickle lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op, how have you time to use the forum with all the mail you have to reply to?
*see status
Clearly he's not hot then.
I'm afraid I'll only blow your mind if we meet, fyi
What a dilemma! "
I couldn't do it to you. My conscience won't let me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity.
Wow, well I'm very visually stimulated by your body "
Thanks X
I'm still in shock that I've said something a couple of people agree with |
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!
Oooh should I take a bow?
I think you've earned a bow there!
And I think we should totally get together and you know...
Work on that theme tune
As long as you have a decent singing voice, mine's shit
Might have to be an instrumental til we could draft in someone with a decent voice then!
I'm sure we could work something out in the meantime though "
That's definitely an offer I can't refuse... Now I don't have to sing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity.
Wow, well I'm very visually stimulated by your body
Thanks X
I'm still in shock that I've said something a couple of people agree with "
Do you usually talk rubbish then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe just personal experience but I've found the better looking the person the worse the sex
Guessing we wont be seeing any hottie's on your veris then OP
Haha I wouldn't say no to a hottie but just being honest in my opinions ..
Fancy a fuck?
Oh go on then..
Sorry but I only fuck people I find hot
So is that him calling you "unhot"?
Charming... lol
But on the plus side, she's also telling him he's a great lay!
Gather round ladies and gentlemen! It's roundabout, convoluted, confusing compliment time on fab!
We should soooo have a theme tune!
Oooh should I take a bow?
I think you've earned a bow there!
And I think we should totally get together and you know...
Work on that theme tune
As long as you have a decent singing voice, mine's shit
Might have to be an instrumental til we could draft in someone with a decent voice then!
I'm sure we could work something out in the meantime though
That's definitely an offer I can't refuse... Now I don't have to sing "
I believe that's what they call a win-win! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
I hate to be difficult but you're meeting the wrong kind of hot people. I've met some *extremely* satisfying ones "
They're out there Joe,aren't they |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity.
Wow, well I'm very visually stimulated by your body
Thanks X
I'm still in shock that I've said something a couple of people agree with
Do you usually talk rubbish then? "
Yeah but it's good rubbish, recycleable rubbish.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
Because they aren't as visually stimulated by you as much as you are by them. This is why it takes very confident mature people to transcend the outward appearance and a disparity.
Wow, well I'm very visually stimulated by your body
Thanks X
I'm still in shock that I've said something a couple of people agree with
Do you usually talk rubbish then?
Yeah but it's good rubbish, recycleable rubbish.
My binmen keep forgetting my recycling. I'm up to my eyeballs in milk cartons and tuna cans
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
I hate to be difficult but you're meeting the wrong kind of hot people. I've met some *extremely* satisfying ones
They're out there Joe,aren't they "
Fuck yeah!
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
I hate to be difficult but you're meeting the wrong kind of hot people. I've met some *extremely* satisfying ones
They're out there Joe,aren't they
Fuck yeah!
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* Yarr! |
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"How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?
I hate to be difficult but you're meeting the wrong kind of hot people. I've met some *extremely* satisfying ones
They're out there Joe,aren't they
Fuck yeah!
* Yarr!"
Pint o'Grog for ye? |
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