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By *exybaby OP Man
over a year ago
Canterbury....ish |
A woman, on passing a pet shop, sees a sign in the window 'CUNILINGUS FROG'. Naturally she is taken aback but in her inquisitive mood enters the pet shop to enquire!
'Yes, madam, can i help you'? asks the owner.
'That sign in the window' the woman asks 'is that for real, does the frog do as is suggested'?
'Yes, it indeed does and is one of a very, very unique group of frogs' states the owner.
'Ok, what do i have to do'? and 'Is there anything specific that i should know'? asks the woman.
'Not really, just take the frog home, strip off, put it between your legs and the frog will do the rest' the owner tells the woman.
So, off she goes with much anticipation and erotic excitement.
She gets home and without fuss goes straight upstairs, strips, puts the frog between her legs and.....nothing. She is a little underwhealmed and slightly disappointed and has to frig herself off thinking that might encourage the frog.....but nothing.
Next day she's straight down to the pet shop to ask why.
'That cunilingus frog you sold me yesterday...i did everything that you suggested and it did nothing, it just sat there' she said.
'Ummmmm' the storekeeper asks 'Did you shower or bath before hand? He may be only a frog but even he has standards'
'No, i didn't think that i would need to with it only being a frog' the woman snarls.
Armed with her new information off she leaves and after having a nice bath and smelling beautiful goes through the rigmarole all over again....but with the same result....the frog does nothing. Again her frustration gets the better of her and has to resort to some manual satisfaction.
Back to the pet shop the next day and she snaps at the storekeeper ' That bloody frog is useless, it just sat there again'!
'Can i ask madam, do you have a shaven pussy'? enquires the pet shop owner.
Rather miffed by such a personal question 'NO, I HAVEN'T' she shouts.
'Well, there lies your problem, he only likes, smooth, sweet smelling pussies' he tells the woman.
So once again, off she trots. That evening she shaves her pussy smooth, whilst soaking in the bath, prepares herself for the 'moment' and again.....absolutely nothing! By now she is well and truely pissed off.
Next day she storms into the pet shop' I want my money back, that frog is fucking useless. It won't even lick it's own lips let alone my pussy lips'
The pet shop chap is somewhat bemused and stratches his head as to why the frog won't perform its' special, unique, talent. He asks the woman if she has performed all the tasks that were requested...the shaven haven and smelling nice etc to which she acknowledges that she has.
He suggests to her that the only way that the issue can be resolved is for the woman to show him exactly what she is doing. She reluctantly agrees and follows him into the store room at the rear.
'Right' says the pet shop bloke 'show me what you are doing'
With that the woman strips off, lies on the bed (conveniently placed by the keeper) puts the frog between her legs.....and nothing. The bloody frog just sits there.
With that the pet shop geezer looks at the frog and says to it 'Right, this is the last time that i'm going to show you'!!  |
