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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Socialists have won and we've converted to a cashless bartering economy.
You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?
Play nicely now ...  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"A pair of socks only worn once this week.
A bad of wotsits and a lager and lime  "
A spiderman onesie & all the Marx Brothers films on DVD, winters coming.
But I do keep stuff a while before trading 
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An umbrella.
2 umbrellas  "
2 umbrellas and a pair of pink wellies! Not to play my hand early, but i dont think I have anything left in the cupboard after that! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I have a left wellie with only one small hole and a spare carburettor for a 1971 Vauxhall viva, I would like to swap for a garden fork or a pack of bacon. Serious offers only "
For Dublin its an open box of Cheerios.... |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Hanky is that cheerio box open at the top or the bottom? Is anyone interested in doing a deal for my ford escort mud flap? I will throw in a set of hardly used testicle scales"
Enough in it for a decent breakfast - even throw in some milk! |
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"Hanky is that cheerio box open at the top or the bottom? Is anyone interested in doing a deal for my ford escort mud flap? I will throw in a set of hardly used testicle scales
Enough in it for a decent breakfast - even throw in some milk!"
fresh milk? Full fat?! I'm in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.
No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!  "
I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.
If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco |
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"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.
No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!
I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.
If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco "
You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.
No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!
I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.
If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco
You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself "
To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?! 
Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece |
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"You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?
Slavery is alive and well!
I won't be trading you in fella - you can work until you drop! "
Paella and sangria
So Spanish
MrsSB  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Socialists have won and we've converted to a cashless bartering economy.
You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?
Play nicely now ... "
I've got a six pack.
But I don't drink, so I have 6 brewskies to share.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.
No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!
I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.
If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco
You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself
To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?!
Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece "
Ahem Mr DB, I did ask for Tattinger initially |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.
No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!
I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.
If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco
You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself
To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?!
Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece
Ahem Mr DB, I did ask for Tattinger initially "
We will barter Roxi for an Aston Martin Vanquish in metallic blood red.....No one got one? Guess we'll have to keep her then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii 
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away. "
£2.50 and a packet of polo's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away. "
Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.
Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami"
I wouldn't trade Liam for anything |
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.
Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami"
When I'm finished with you the only thing you'll be good for is a bodybag
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.
Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami
I wouldn't trade Liam for anything "
That's love right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach?? 
I've been to Skeggy "
Oooh PB dreams of wet weekends in winter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.
Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami
I wouldn't trade Liam for anything
That's love right there"
Damn right sweetheart |
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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii
Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!
Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach??
I've been to Skeggy
Oooh PB dreams of wet weekends in winter! "
You could put money on there being showers PB |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!"
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake. |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake."
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes? |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes? "
Play by the rules Perdita! I already have two fine camels offered so far!
I feel s though I may lose out to minxes here!! |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Play by the rules Perdita! I already have two fine camels offered so far!
I feel s though I may lose out to minxes here!! "
Oh ok then. I will trade you for a three legged squiffy eyed donkey and a multipack of pickled onion monster munch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes? "
I dropped her on the floor.. quick 5 second rule |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes? "
Yes lick me |
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You have got to be joking Perdita!!
Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!
Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!
Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her? |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me "
I'm sure I could barter miss h for a nice new horse, I need one!  |
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"You have got to be joking Perdita!!
Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!
Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!
Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her? "
Donkey was for you my sweet |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me "
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food |
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"You have got to be joking Perdita!!
Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!
Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!
Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her?
Donkey was for you my sweet
The second word is..... off!"
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food "
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey "
Shall we run away before anyone tries to flinf scabby donkeys and camels at us? |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey "
Oh no!
I have my texts to answer! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey
Oh no!
I have my texts to answer! "
i have a ship we can nick and sail away on |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey
Oh no!
I have my texts to answer! i have a ship we can nick and sail away on "
Unfurl the sails Voddy!
Erect the mast! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey
Oh no!
I have my texts to answer! i have a ship we can nick and sail away on
Unfurl the sails Voddy!
Erect the mast! "
Mast is erect cant find the sails ile use me bra  |
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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....
Nice camels though and real magic beans!
Glad they aren't scabby camels
I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.
Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?
Yes lick me
I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food
You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey
Oh no!
I have my texts to answer! i have a ship we can nick and sail away on
Unfurl the sails Voddy!
Erect the mast! Mast is erect cant find the sails ile use me bra "
Good idea Voddy! But not the peek-hole one/....
Need maximum thrust! |
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"A weekend in October
Poor seasonal winds!
Favourable conditions May 2017.
Will PM in due course....
A gathering of delinquents! 
I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October "
If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!
May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside |
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"A weekend in October
Poor seasonal winds!
Favourable conditions May 2017.
Will PM in due course....
A gathering of delinquents!
I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October
If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!
May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside"
Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured? |
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"A weekend in October
Poor seasonal winds!
Favourable conditions May 2017.
Will PM in due course....
A gathering of delinquents!
I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October
If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!
May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside
Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured?"
Already flying to delightful meet October...tea party will be considered....will PM re May 2017.....think it may suit! ''Money for old rope' work and fab social.....live for the moment! |
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"A weekend in October
Poor seasonal winds!
Favourable conditions May 2017.
Will PM in due course....
A gathering of delinquents!
I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October
If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!
May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside
Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured?
Already flying to delightful meet October...tea party will be considered....will PM re May 2017.....think it may suit! ''Money for old rope' work and fab social.....live for the moment!"
Why aren't ye talking like a pirate, ye scurvy dog?! |
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