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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It be international pirates day, so it be...

Arrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are pirates called pirates?

Cause they arrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It be international pirates day, so it be...

Arrrrrrr

That reminds me - have you ever owned a parrot?

Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the Pirate score at golf?

Parrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *eenherebeforeMan over a year ago

LONDON

What a pirates fave chocoated? A marrrrrs barrrrr

what does a pirate do if he leaves a door slightly open? He leaves it ajarrrrrrr

what does a pirate drive on the road? A carrrrr

I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrup--

ARRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think so, therefore they arrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do Pirates do their shopping?

Aaaaaargos!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please, stop...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should make you all walk the plank for those bad jokes

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Please, stop...

What's a pirates favourite letter?

Arrrr and the seeeeea

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By *eenherebeforeMan over a year ago

LONDON

Where does a pirate go for a drink? The barrrrrrr

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Ahoy. My legged lady.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll capture your ship and steal your bootay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're no pirate, you don't have any buccaneers.

Yes I do, they're on the side of me buckan'ead.

Apologies to anyone who read that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yo ho ho and bottle o' rum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pieces of eight. Pieces of eight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pirates favourite kind of lady?

One with Avast Behind!

Thankyou very much, I'm here all week. Try the chicken!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

This had made my face do this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want to walk my plank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh johnny depp just sprang to mind

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

"oh johnny depp just sprang to mind

Is he related to Davy Jones?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

So who wants to surrender their booty to me then?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"So who wants to surrender their booty to me then?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"So who wants to surrender their booty to me then?

Well shiver me timbers! That's one bountiful booty I'm happy to plunder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The OP can shiver my timber anyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The OP can shiver my timber anyday"
scratch that there's a few ladies including tge OP on this thread who can shiver my timber any day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

at least no one has mentioned captain pugwash, seaman stains and roger the cabin boy yet

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By *atie ShayTV/TS over a year ago

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrup--

ARRRRRRR"

Hahahahaha!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where's me grog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's me grog? "

have you tried looking inside your wooden leg?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

May the curse of a thousand poxy land-lubbers be upon you...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't know, damn...*offtofindsomealestormon youtube*

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Why do pirates like queening.

cos it's arrrrs about face.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Run a cum shot across ye bow!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Son of a biscuit eater

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

What has Meg the pirate got between her legs?

A load of corsairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"at least no one has mentioned captain pugwash, seaman stains and roger the cabin boy yet

"
speaking of which, GARR where be roger the cabin boy with me rum

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