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So today I got offered..,
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
So far today I have been offered a holiday, told unprompted I look good for my age and asked to entertain the male half of a couple on behalf of his missus. In a brief synopsis without quoting anything directly. No sibling bartering yet but it's fab so I wouldn't be surprised. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rounders, you need to say yes and play it out...see what happens 
*nosy as fuck!
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I blocked and deleted them. They were in Birmingham, maybe the sister was going to be sent special delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone's 18 year old sister 
Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!  "
If that's the weirdest you have had you must be new. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?  "
Mine's 6'5". He's the tall good looking one in the family. I can still whupp him at swingball though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
Mine's 6'5". He's the tall good looking one in the family. I can still whupp him at swingball though."
If *he* is the good looking one, then he's straight on my hotlist as you are full swoonworthy in my books. And you swingball. What's not to love?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
26 he's probably too old for this thread "
*bad thoughts Estella, bad thoughts* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
26 he's probably too old for this thread "
He gets better and better  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I've a cocker spaniel needing a walk
As it sounds like Bob a job week in fabland "
Well if you find someone send them round here as ours needs walking but with BSB,WSB & F1 on I'm glued to the sofa
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone's 18 year old sister
Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!
If that's the weirdest you have had you must be new."
Nope just male 
I have male profiles blocked too, which I'm sure cuts out a lot of weirdness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
26 he's probably too old for this thread
He gets better and better "
6'4, greying hair, broad shoulders but slim/lean and a cocky little bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
26 he's probably too old for this thread
He gets better and better
6'4, greying hair, broad shoulders but slim/lean and a cocky little bastard. "
I'll PM my number to you, be sure to pass it on to him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!)"
Only partially, like if it was serious lol
18 year olds are far too much work, all that training |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!)
Only partially, like if it was serious lol
18 year olds are far too much work, all that training "
But they are a lot of fun....and I enjoy a challenge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now there's an offer for you! 
It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff
Oh and I thought he was getting lucky "
He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now there's an offer for you!
It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff
Oh and I thought he was getting lucky
He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox "
Or at the same time, might need a third guy for your mouth though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now there's an offer for you!
It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff
Oh and I thought he was getting lucky
He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox
Or at the same time, might need a third guy for your mouth though "
Find one son |
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"Now there's an offer for you!
It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff
Oh and I thought he was getting lucky
He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox "
I will take you up on that offer!
Ha ha shit box..love your terminilogy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now there's an offer for you!
It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff
Oh and I thought he was getting lucky
He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox
I will take you up on that offer!
Ha ha shit box..love your terminilogy. "
Thanks to my mom I speak proper now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been offered to ' put my lips on his bits' lucky me! Maybe a hello first might of changed my mind from Euw to oh yes please.
Oh, Hello "
You tart |
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"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...
How little....?? Is that bad?
26 he's probably too old for this thread ...
*bad thoughts Estella, bad thoughts*"
... you would kill him .. nice way to go tho .. lol |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am
I offered for them ?
I have cherry lube, wanna swap some for a Parma violet "
What you offering for the curly wurly |
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"All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am
I offered for them ?
I have cherry lube, wanna swap some for a Parma violet
What you offering for the curly wurly "
Soooo much more than it's worth |
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