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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
I made a purchase today! However... I didn't read the small print! 
I wanted a double ended dildo! A long one... found the perfect thing at 28 inches long, only I don't know where my head was when I looked at the other measurements! It's 9 farking inches in circumference!! I suspect it'll be going back! 
Anyone got any experience with double ended dildos then?!
Or indeed shopping mistakes?! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I made a purchase today! However... I didn't read the small print!
I wanted a double ended dildo! A long one... found the perfect thing at 28 inches long, only I don't know where my head was when I looked at the other measurements! It's 9 farking inches in circumference!! I suspect it'll be going back!
Anyone got any experience with double ended dildos then?!
Or indeed shopping mistakes?! "
They can be quite difficult to control in my experience... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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are you expecting a burglar
watched shaun of the dead n thought time to get a handy weapon just in case
or have an unruly gigantic rat in ya kitchen what are ya gonna do im gonna beat that rat thats what im gonna do im gonna beat it black n blue with my fecking huge 9inch think dildo
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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are you expecting a burglar
watched shaun of the dead n thought time to get a handy weapon just in case
or have an unruly gigantic rat in ya kitchen what are ya gonna do im gonna beat that rat thats what im gonna do im gonna beat it black n blue with my fecking huge 9inch think dildo
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Are you related to funky monkey?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A unique draught excluder perhaps and an amusing talking point at dinner parties and when the Vicar visits
I may find a use for one end but NEVER the other end!! "
Ahem. More tea Vicar? Or would you prefer an unholy rogering with my draught excluder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean really... who has a cock that's nine inches round?!
Going by some profiles... who hasn't ?
Aw c'mmon... Thats less than 3" diameter... 
pmsl "
... Same diameter as a rainwater downpipeB-)
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
It arrived!
It came out of the box... I took one look at it and put it back in the box and filled in the returns slip!
It asked for a reason for the return and gives you a list of things you can write... I chose "It didn't fit" |
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