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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies gentlemen, yay or nay ?
Mines a yes all night. I think he'd be a kinky fooker 
Have you seen what he puts in his mouth  "
Yep, he's not shy  bonus points |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Posh twonk is our Edward
His camera man's a much harder fucker.. You don't here him whining when it gets a bit tough, and he's doing it all one handed...
On that subject, some of my best work has been done one handed too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on...."
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm "
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting."
Oh now you've just pissed on my parade  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies gentlemen, yay or nay ?
Mines a yes all night. I think he'd be a kinky fooker
Have you seen what he puts in his mouth
He should be okay with what I'll put in there then "
Oh matron  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting."
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting.
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean "
Well that means nothing theoretically, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting.
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean
Well that means nothing theoretically, "
Next time I see him I'll tell him you're interested... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting.
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean
Well that means nothing theoretically,
Next time I see him I'll tell him you're interested... "
Ok lolarosie-1@fabswingers or 0783568875467776 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting.
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean
Well that means nothing theoretically, "
True but if he is a bible basher it would be more of a challenge for you to break him  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think he would be up for the piss parties, he's drank his own piss plenty of times "
I have a funny tale about drinking your own piss, but that's another thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
Is he really? Well I'd love to corrupt him, maybe I'd even enjoy being a switch, power play mmmmmm
I've met him several times and all he harps on about is how important god is to his life. In real life he's not particularly interesting.
I can imagine he isn't that interesting .. and to be the leader of the scouts or cubs or whatever you have to be squeaky clean
Well that means nothing theoretically,
True but if he is a bible basher it would be more of a challenge for you to break him "
I could tie him to the bed and gag him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on...."
No way! They're the worst! He'd be bumming you dressed as a nun whilst he whispered Hail Marys. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
No way! They're the worst! He'd be bumming you dressed as a nun whilst he whispered Hail Marys. "
Now that's kinky |
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"I imagine that his breath could strip paint! Def a no thanks here 
I saw him eat a raw frog on one show, Dirty bassa... "
I've actually stook my tongue up someone's bum before shocking I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a devout Christian. It'll be missionary with the lights off and his socks on....
No way! They're the worst! He'd be bumming you dressed as a nun whilst he whispered Hail Marys.
Now that's kinky "
Haha! My kind of guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I imagine that his breath could strip paint! Def a no thanks here
I saw him eat a raw frog on one show, Dirty bassa...
I've actually stook my tongue up someone's bum before shocking I know "
Eerrrgghhh a frog!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"PS I'm like Bear Grylls I've shitted in the woods a few times
Oh Phil put the jegermeister down,,
I'm sorry I just cant do that lol "
Well shush then and sit there observing, good boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I imagine that his breath could strip paint! Def a no thanks here
I saw him eat a raw frog on one show, Dirty bassa...
I've actually stook my tongue up someone's bum before shocking I know
Eerrrgghhh a frog!! "
No but I've kissed a few frogs still not found my Prince Charming , fooking fairytale myths shattered my childhood illusions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PS I'm like Bear Grylls I've shitted in the woods a few times
Oh Phil put the jegermeister down,,
I'm sorry I just cant do that lol
Well shush then and sit there observing, good boy "
I'll do that like most d*unks do..the old one eye squinty stare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"PS I'm like Bear Grylls I've shitted in the woods a few times
Oh Phil put the jegermeister down,,
I'm sorry I just cant do that lol
Well shush then and sit there observing, good boy
I'll do that like most d*unks do..the old one eye squinty stare "
I'll buy you crisps and nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PS I'm like Bear Grylls I've shitted in the woods a few times
Oh Phil put the jegermeister down,,
I'm sorry I just cant do that lol
Well shush then and sit there observing, good boy
I'll do that like most d*unks do..the old one eye squinty stare
I'll buy you crisps and nuts "
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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"I think he would be up for the piss parties, he's drank his own piss plenty of times
I have a funny tale about drinking your own piss, but that's another thread "
I have an unfunny story about drinking someone else's piss when I worked in a watersports bar in London |
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