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Mr blue sky's sell yourself saturday
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Two sensual mouths, two exploring tongues, four wayward hands, twenty fingertips, two tits, one eager pussy, one Eveready cock, two smiles, lots of laughing.
Can't think of anything else, another late one last night & only just getting up 
H |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I treat a woman with love and respect outside the bedroom proper gentlemen then once were in the bedroom that's where she will keep coming back for more  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles!
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Amendment:
I had some cheese triangles. |
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles!
To be fair I reckon you could pull like that!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles!
Amendment:
I had some cheese triangles. "
I have many cheese triangles, come to my place where I can show you |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles!
Amendment:
I had some cheese triangles.
I have many cheese triangles, come to my place where I can show you "
Are we talking DairyLea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles!
Amendment:
I had some cheese triangles.
I have many cheese triangles, come to my place where I can show you
Are we talking DairyLea? "
Of course, only the best for my cheese fiend. You can lick Philadelphia off my nips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest!
*For a limited time only while stocks last.
I've lost my voucher   "
Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest!
*For a limited time only while stocks last.
I've lost my voucher
Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable "
Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest!
*For a limited time only while stocks last.
I've lost my voucher
Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable
Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea. "
Alas, salt water tears cannot buy you a voucher. A cup of tea on the other hand would be grand!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest!
*For a limited time only while stocks last.
I've lost my voucher
Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable
Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea.
Alas, salt water tears cannot buy you a voucher. A cup of tea on the other hand would be grand! "
I'll put the kettle on then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awesome nipples and a killer bj....
Oh, and my sparkling personality.... How's that? 
Sounds to good to be true
I would never lie! "
Good girl aren't you BG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun "
Can't beat homemade cookies dipping them in the coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun
Coffee? Pfft, pass. "
I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun
Coffee? Pfft, pass.
I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol "
I do love tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun
Coffee? Pfft, pass.
I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol
I do love tea"
Can't blame you I used to love tea myself but once I had that first ever coffee never gone back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun
Coffee? Pfft, pass.
Oh bugger off then!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My proposal:
Homemade cookies and coffee
innocent face filthy mind
Sexy underwear
And a whole load of wet fun "
Proposal accepted! I'll bring the ginger nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
Wooooahhh....let's get the social out of the way first!!!
Then I've got super power kisses to put all over you "
You had me at Super power kisses... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good conversation and humour, top line kisses, a large cock but gentle bedside manner, intense and breathless sex, pillow chat and cuddles afterwards.
I should advertise on Ebay really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
Wooooahhh....let's get the social out of the way first!!!
Then I've got super power kisses to put all over you "
Super power kisses I'm liking it I'll give you some special kisses  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
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I'm offering this .
I will turn up .
I will not have BO .
I will not have bad breath.
I will have all my own teeth .
I will dress presentable.
I will smell divine.
I will look like my picture .
I will deliver on my promises .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make a mean cup of coffee but you'll have to wait I'm busy in the shower
Coffee?  "
It was an early morning
Don't worry Dear Hatter I'm still a tea lover too |
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
. Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death
On my way lol "
. Finally, phew, a girl can get complex about her bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
. Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death
On my way lol . Finally, phew, a girl can get complex about her bacon "
Can beat a bit bacon served naked that's for sure |
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"A lifetime's supply of oxygen
What if we've got our own life time supply? What happens then? What? Have you come to the party empty handed? "
You might need a new life time supply once we take your breath away |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"A lifetime's supply of oxygen
What if we've got our own life time supply? What happens then? What? Have you come to the party empty handed?
You might need a new life time supply once we take your breath away "
Gasp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ?
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intelligent chat,respect, photo opportunities,good snogging, and attempts at making their fantasies a reality (within reason) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do an erotic abstract sketch or painting.....my first real fabber ended up with a huge piece ....
Mwah
Let's do a masterpiece then "
Definitely .... Love to .. |
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