Breakfast

By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

I quite fancy bacon, scrambled egg, mushrooms and pancakes this morning.

Now who's going to make it for me???

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

dont you have your slave there to do it for you???

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dont you have your slave there to do it for you???

Na thank god xx

By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

would you trust him next to a gas supply and a naked flame????

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"would you trust him next to a gas supply and a naked flame????"

i wouldnt trust him next to a naked anything

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had a ham roll, trying to be good, but still fancy a fry up

By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"would you trust him next to a gas supply and a naked flame????

i wouldnt trust him next to a naked anything

...is the correct answer!!!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"would you trust him next to a gas supply and a naked flame????

i wouldnt trust him next to a naked anything

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and on that note........

My Wife just woke me up dressed in a skimpy bunny costume and told me I can have whatever I want.

I'm not sure "Cup of tea and a bacon sarnie please" is quite what she was expecting.