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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

those little daemons feeding your hair give up and move to your ears and nostrils

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you open your mouth and your mother comes out x

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your boobs are down to your knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your knees creak more than your bed does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you forget what you were going to say, remember, then forget again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

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By *ouvakMan over a year ago

clacton on sea

when you hide the fact it's your birthday in a few days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

You love Hatter? Does this mean we will have to buy hats?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you don't have a left and right knee/ankle/shoulder/elbow**. You have a good and bad one.

** delete as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

You love Hatter? Does this mean we will have to buy hats?

I can help with hats

In this style 10/6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You realise everything was cheaper "when I was a lad"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now what did I come in here for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

You love Hatter? Does this mean we will have to buy hats?

I can help with hats

In this style 10/6

As long as I don't end up looking a right 2 and 8

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By *omeplaywithus999Couple over a year ago

stockton on tees

"When you open your mouth and your mother comes out x"

I get more and more like my mother everyday lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

When you're in LeggyLady's age range

Cheers pal

You love Hatter? Does this mean we will have to buy hats?

I can help with hats

In this style 10/6

As long as I don't end up looking a right 2 and 8

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

When you make that involuntary noise when you stand up and say "aah, that's" better when you sit

I've heard my mum do it.

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Was going to type

Everything was bigger.... (but knowing you lot it would turn crude lol and you would be thinking my appendage)

I mean Chocolate bars, the Christmas tree, servings of ice-cream and cake.

The great thing is my waist line has reduced in size

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