Innuendos

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to work in Chicago.

I used to work in a store.

I used to work in Chicago.

I don't work there anymore.

A Woman came in the shop one day

and asked me for a KitKat

A Kit Kat she wanted

Four fingers she got

I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in the shop one day

And ask me for some carpet

Carpet she wanted

A good shag she got.

I don't there work there anymore

Continue. ........

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I always thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tbf, I also thought specimen were Italian astronauts