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Do women like one armed chainsaw jugglers.....called Dave?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!
We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!
We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it
Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request "
Mrs l was all over it until you said dave, she only likes the ones called Paul |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did he get more luck when he was a two handed chain saw juggler?  "
He was so sought after by the ladies he thought he should give himself a handicap to give all the other guys in the world a break! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm called dave have all my arms but walk with a limp if that helps?  "
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Sorry mate,you're not a one armed chainsaw juggler called Adam/Paul.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does he had a big cock tho
Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....
Peach? Yes I do "
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"Does he had a big cock tho
Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....
Peach? Yes I do
Would it be rude to ask to test it for plumpness "
One bite and the juices run right down your chin it's so juicy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does he had a big cock tho
Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....
Peach? Yes I do
Would it be rude to ask to test it for plumpness
One bite and the juices run right down your chin it's so juicy "
Mmmmm if it's that juicy, can I have a bite? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, as a Dave who owns a chainsaw I have a choice?
Hmm..
Well it's a start...change your name n lose an arm n the world is your oyster!
fuck that..
sell the chainsaw and keep both arms..
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Very wise 
I'll take the chainsaw off your hands (plural!)
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!
We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it
Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request "
I'd pay a quid to watch him! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!
We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it
Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request
I'd pay a quid to watch him!"
Only a quid!?
Poor Dave,no wonder he's skint! |
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