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Can you have a dump outside yr home?
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"Remember, simply sticking your arse out of the window to dump outside is NOT a socially acceptable method 
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Yeah, according to the judgmental types at our Neighborhood Watch and Mr Know-It-All Community PC.  |
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"I can only do it at home. I find it really doesn't happen anywhere else and definitely not at work. Is that normal?"
I thought you meant 'taking a shit on your door step' |
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I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.  |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap. "
In the jacuzzi????  |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi???? "
!! This thread has suddenly got the potential to go severely in the wrong direction lmao x |
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"I thought you meant literally. As in the street. "
Yeah, I thought so, too.
When I lived in Leeds I once opened my front door to take the trash out and a kid, maybe 12, was taken a dump a cross the street in someone's garden. Pleasant. I told him to fuck off and he pulled up his pants and ran off. I now live in York. |
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Hahaha.... Did make me laugh. Thought you meant in the garden or driveway!!
No. Definitely not! lol. I get stage fright. Even left work early once, pretending I had vomited and thought I had a bug, because I desperately needed to go |
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"Hahaha.... Did make me laugh. Thought you meant in the garden or driveway!!
No. Definitely not! lol. I get stage fright. Even left work early once, pretending I had vomited and thought I had a bug, because I desperately needed to go "
No! First rule of having a job is always have a dump at work - 1. You're getting paid to do it 2. They are paying for the paper - win-win |
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Definitely only at home. Certainly not at work. I don't know how people do it. Then to come out.of the cubicle and see a colleague.knowing u were just stinking Oh hell no. |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi???? "
Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!  |
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I work in some of the most remotest parts of Africa. That's a bit of a fright, but you got to do what you got to do. Trying to keep it in for a month is not a good idea.....
Once did it in a look on the hillside of India, looked through the hole to see a boy scooping it up into a pile. After that, anything goes.... |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi????
Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to! "
Ahhh classy in Cheshire |
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I just don't get how some of you function day-to-day, I really don't!
Are you seriously telling me you cant go to the toilet for a poo unless it's in your own house? Really?
I thank god every day when I read stuff like this in the forums, and I realise I aint really as nutty, screwed up and downright loony as I thought, well, compared to some of you crazies anyway! |
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Normal ? ... Not sure this is the site to ask about what's normal.
Business trip to Italy once had the loo as a hole in the ground and two foot pads either side of the whole ... I declined. Then hotel loo seemed backward, the pond of water at the front and the slope at the back ...
I found out it was usual to examine ones pooh before flushing .... Weird bunch the Italians.
Like an earlier post said, surely when on holiday you can't hold it in for the duration! Or does the place you are staying in become a "temporary home"
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi????
Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!
Ahhh classy in Cheshire "
Please don't tar us all with that dreadful Real Housewives shit. I also tend to be in Sheffield often visiting my best mate, and have spent many hours being "classy" at a bar. I have quite a liking to Fagans. |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi????
Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to! "
Weren't you even just a little bit tempted to go in the Jacuzzi....just for the reaction?? |
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And... for the record...
I've done it all over the place, my friends houses (well, in the loo, but you know what I meant), offices, public toilets, cafes, restaurants, trains, busses, planes (including in a bucket on a Hercules... they don't have "proper" toilets!) and even in front of about 100 people in a wood... well, the RSM wanted me to demo how to go on "shovel patrol" to a load of recruits, and I really needed to go.... so... I erm.... went, the RSM asked me afterwards how the fuck I managed to go "on demand", I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a dodgy curry from the night before!  |
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"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.
In the jacuzzi????
Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!
Weren't you even just a little bit tempted to go in the Jacuzzi....just for the reaction?? "
After spending my single bloke entry to get evicted from one of my locals? There aren't that many clubs within a decent drive away for me to openly "drop the kids off" in their pool |
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"I can only do it at home. I find it really doesn't happen anywhere else and definitely not at work. Is that normal?"
Yes. My daughter will make a detour to my house to use the loo...and she doesn't live here! Her friends are nearby and she won't use their loos, so stops off before driving home.
My ex-husband would drive home. |
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"If I gots to go I gots to go!!!
I'm not comfortable with people hearing though so if I'm out I wait for the hand dryer to be used lol
If I'm in a hotel I'll put the TV on and run the taps "
I'm like that when peeing. If someone comes in my urethra cuts of the stream |
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"Is it just me that puts toilet roll down before sitting on public toilets?
No, you're not alone. Any public convenience and I'm like 'Shit-break' from American Pie "
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No problems with having a dump, I just worry about dropping one big enough to have a periscope & crew & the fcker not flushing 
