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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..
What you gonna do with all that spare time?
when?"
The world is going to come to an end! |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Let my phone dry out....I really should stop licking it whilst perving at all those sexy forumites! 
Get a screen protector. Then you don't have to stop."
Or a Samsung galaxy thingy phone.. waterproof apparently
You can lick away to your hearts contentment |
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The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.
The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:
Being a woman
Owning a bike
Wild-camping
Being a vegetarian
Eating some chips
Her clothes
Living in London
Trying to do something interesting
Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.
It was just like Fab
(but without the boobs)
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send futile messages to every compatible woman and couple within a 30 mile radius, get annoyed when I get nothing back and console myself with a series of pity wanks,end up tearing my foreskin on 17th wank and be out of action just as a reply comes through saying can you meet now! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.
The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:
Being a woman
Owning a bike
Wild-camping
Being a vegetarian
Eating some chips
Her clothes
Living in London
Trying to do something interesting
Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.
It was just like Fab
(but without the boobs)
Mr ddc"
Now we know what you were doing when you took a break from the forum.
Did you make a spreadsheet?
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"The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.
The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:
Being a woman
Owning a bike
Wild-camping
Being a vegetarian
Eating some chips
Her clothes
Living in London
Trying to do something interesting
Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.
It was just like Fab
(but without the boobs)
Mr ddc
Now we know what you were doing when you took a break from the forum.
Did you make a spreadsheet?
"
No, I just cross-reference them with the relevant story from the Torygraph, and try to guess what the actual truth might be
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screenshot every forum thread and make responses saving them on word ready for when 'it' reappears, will feel like we've never been away.
That's a joke btw for some  "
That's...not...such a bad idea you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!
Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.
I'm aware I can cope for 48hours.... "
Can still chat to look people  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!
Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.
I'm aware I can cope for 48hours....
Can still chat to look people "
And in English? |
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