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If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny  |
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"If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny "
But painting over footsteps would ruin the finish. Let him wait. |
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Reminded me of this joke..
Teacher asks the class to make a sentence containing the word contagious...
One girl says "miss,germs are contagious"
"very good" says the teacher.
Another boy says "miss, the laughter was contagious"
"yes, laughter can spread too"
And then Patrick, the irish kid says"miss, me and my dad saw our neighbour painting his house with a tiny brush and my dad said 'Christ, it'll take that contagious'" |
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"If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny "
If you were neighbourly you would invite him in for a beer or 3 while it drys  |
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"Reminded me of this joke..
Teacher asks the class to make a sentence containing the word contagious...
One girl says "miss,germs are contagious"
"very good" says the teacher.
Another boy says "miss, the laughter was contagious"
"yes, laughter can spread too"
And then Patrick, the irish kid says"miss, me and my dad saw our neighbour painting his house with a tiny brush and my dad said 'Christ, it'll take that contagious'""
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"who paints their driveway? what colour was he painting it?"
he paints it with that flooring type stuff like a red brick colour and god knows why but so pleased he did Evie |
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"Was he smoking a Hamlet by any chance with an evocative bass line and piano melody in the background? "
No and his cat never made its own cat flap lol |
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"Thought you were going to say 'for the last hour and half he's been boring me with his chat'
Did you not invite him in for refreshments?
Her x"
Guessing he'd have to climb the fence to take them up on their kind offer!  |
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).. Sorry if you lot aren't interested but felt I had too share as I'm pissing myself laughing at him here 
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