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Time for more jokes from the toile roll

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

Why do you invite a mushroom to a party?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do you invite a mushroom to a party?"
Cos he's a fun guy to be with?

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

ok so you heard it before - I didn't say they were any good lol

How about 'Why did the turkey croos the road?'

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Why did the police not prosecute the plumber caught with his cock in the dog

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"ok so you heard it before - I didn't say they were any good lol

How about 'Why did the turkey croos the road?'

He was following the chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok so you heard it before - I didn't say they were any good lol

How about 'Why did the turkey croos the road?'

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Lol the old ones are the best

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

hey the turkey only crossed the road cos it was the chickens day off!!!!

What did the policeman say to the stomach?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"What did the policeman say to the stomach?"

You're under avest

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Why did the police not prosecute the plumber caught with his cock in the dog"

Cos he was corgi registered

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

aqua woman you are to clever! pmsl

Why was santa's little helper feeling depressed?

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

"aqua woman you are to clever! pmsl

Why was santa's little helper feeling depressed?"

ok looks like this one has got you all baffled ...........

its because of hil low elf-esteem

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

What does it mean to come home, to love, tenderness, compassion, understanding and great sex?

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

you've turned up at the wrong house?

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By *andK OP Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

or alternatively you have found our house

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"or alternatively you have found our house

Awwwwwwwwww

thats so sweet

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont know pussy wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont know pussy wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy??"

cunt-stubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont know pussy wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy??"
It's a bare cop?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont know pussy wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy??

cunt-stubble

Oh pussy ur so funny now put ur bits away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont know pussy wot do u call a police woman that shaves her pussy??

cunt-stubble

Oh pussy ur so funny now put ur bits away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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having fun in here pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having fun in here pussy?"

Im havin a blast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dyslexic kid asks his mum if he can have a mcdonalds... you can have 1 if you can spell it she says............ fuck it he says, il have kcf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dyslexic kid asks his mum if he can have a mcdonalds... you can have 1 if you can spell it she says............ fuck it he says, il have kcf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 blondes in a bi-plane.... 1 says to the other "if this goes upside down will we fall out".... "dont be daft" the other 1 says "we've been friends for years"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 blondes in a bi-plane.... 1 says to the other "if this goes upside down will we fall out".... "dont be daft" the other 1 says "we've been friends for years"

HAHA that tickled me HAHA LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paddy goes into the pizza shop after being at the pub & orders his food..... once its ready the guy asks " would you like your pizza cut into 8 bits or 6 m8"..... paddy replies " just 6 m8, dont think il manage 8"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

two dwarfs from a circus get married and have a baby. when the baby is born the midwife turns round to the happy couple and announces that their new bouncing baby boy is a normal size baby.

mr dwarf sez to the midwife....

dont care about the bloody size as long as it fits in the cannon...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. It was After 8. He turned out the lite for abit of Black Magic, then slipped his hand into her Snickers & showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up the chocolate truffle. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar. It felt abit Crunchie & she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way!!

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