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"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x" I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock "You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse  | |||
"Late night musings when it's too hot to sleep thread? " It's not ur fault it's the hot humid weather lol it makes you feel very horny  | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse "Haha lol great reply lol  | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse "OK bye  | |||
"Late night musings when it's too hot to sleep thread? It's not ur fault it's the hot humid weather lol it makes you feel very horny "Nah,I'm not horny,just awake and thinking  | |||
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"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye "What? It's only cold chocolate. | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. " But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this  | |||
"Late night musings when it's too hot to sleep thread? It's not ur fault it's the hot humid weather lol it makes you feel very horny
Nah,I'm not horny,just awake and thinking "lol oh ok so what are you thinking about?? | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. " Ur absolutely right xx | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate."lol you have upset him now haha | |||
"Late night musings when it's too hot to sleep thread? It's not ur fault it's the hot humid weather lol it makes you feel very horny
Nah,I'm not horny,just awake and thinking
lol oh ok so what are you thinking about?? "Old Jamaican chocolate,pity fucks,bum holes and the annoying fucks who are street racing somewhere nearby. | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. Ur absolutely right xx" Brad Pitt can pity fuck me any time he wants. | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this "lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha | |||
"Late night musings when it's too hot to sleep thread? It's not ur fault it's the hot humid weather lol it makes you feel very horny
Nah,I'm not horny,just awake and thinking
lol oh ok so what are you thinking about??
Haha lol
Old Jamaican chocolate,pity fucks,bum holes and the annoying fucks who are street racing somewhere nearby. " | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha "Why would I want to watch when I can be on it? | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate."It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass. I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though. | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate.
It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass.
I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though.
"Ok,so stuffed down your jap's eye? | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. Ur absolutely right xx Brad Pitt can pity fuck me any time he wants. " I bet all women would let him lol xx | |||
"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort "I'm no one's pity fuck or last resort... No one should think that way. And no one should guilt you or coax you into fucking them with a sob story. A- that's emotional blackmail B- if you fall for that you have to double think why you fell for that | |||
"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort
I'm no one's pity fuck or last resort... No one should think that way. And no one should guilt you or coax you into fucking them with a sob story.
A- that's emotional blackmail
B- if you fall for that you have to double think why you fell for that"I bet it happens though. You know how gullible some people are. | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. Ur absolutely right xx Brad Pitt can pity fuck me any time he wants. I bet all women would let him lol xx" Not Jennifer Aniston | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha
Why would I want to watch when I can be on it? "Mmmmmmmmm I don't mind u riding on mine xx | |||
"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort
I'm no one's pity fuck or last resort... No one should think that way. And no one should guilt you or coax you into fucking them with a sob story.
A- that's emotional blackmail
B- if you fall for that you have to double think why you fell for that
I bet it happens though. You know how gullible some people are. "Owwww no doubt it happens, which is a sad thing indeed... | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this "Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. Ur absolutely right xx Brad Pitt can pity fuck me any time he wants. I bet all women would let him lol xx Not Jennifer Aniston " lol yeah that's true haha | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha "Done that  | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him"You might get d*unk together and have a Coyote ugly moment in the morning. | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate.
It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass.
I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ok,so stuffed down your jap's eye? "Deal! As long as I get to suck some of your feet? | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha
Done that "You done right lol xx | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate.
It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass.
I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ok,so stuffed down your jap's eye?
Deal! As long as I get to suck some of your feet? "No way. No one touches my feet | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him
You might get d*unk together and have a Coyote ugly moment in the morning."That is very true lol 90% chance for it to happen | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him
You might get d*unk together and have a Coyote ugly moment in the morning."Ahhh but that's no longer a pity fuck... Its a d*unken mistake | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha
Done that
You done right lol xx"Well... He was a nice guy | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him
You might get d*unk together and have a Coyote ugly moment in the morning.
Ahhh but that's no longer a pity fuck... Its a d*unken mistake "Should have just fucked him in the first place and felt good about doing a good deed | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate.
It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass.
I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ok,so stuffed down your jap's eye?
Deal! As long as I get to suck some of your feet?
No way. No one touches my feet "Lol I know. I've seen you mention it before. Night night | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
lol tell him to have a wank while you watch lol haha
Done that
You done right lol xx
Well... He was a nice guy "lol ur a nice woman | |||
"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. But what if he tells a really gut wrenching sob story and looks sad...like this
Hahaha.... I would definitely feel guilty. Then offer to take him out on the town to find a girl who would love to shag him
You might get d*unk together and have a Coyote ugly moment in the morning.
Ahhh but that's no longer a pity fuck... Its a d*unken mistake
Should have just fucked him in the first place and felt good about doing a good deed "And I wouldn't have a hangover that way either | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock
You know what,stick it in the freezer and I'll eat it out of your arse
OK bye
What? It's only cold chocolate.
It's not the chocolate, it's you going anywhere near my ass.
I'd rather pull my large intestine out of my jap eye and hang myself with it. Thanks for the offer though.
Ok,so stuffed down your jap's eye?
Deal! As long as I get to suck some of your feet?
No way. No one touches my feet
Lol I know. I've seen you mention it before.
Night night "Night | |||
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"A very depressing thought. I wouldn't want anyone to give me a fuck out of pity, just politely tell me I'm not their type. I would do the same if there was just no chemistry. " this | |||
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"I'd take a pity blow job...my pride would look the other way for a bit. "And you're giving someone the opportunity to feel good about helping someone | |||
"Don't think I've ever had a sympathy fuck.. Heck, when it comes to sympathy, I am useless... One the kids cuts themselves, they don't get a "Awww, come here and I'll kiss it better", it's more like"you dozy sod, right where's that antiseptic that stings like buggery!" So don't see it as a sympathy fuck, more like doing a stranger a favour... A favour shag.. On the subject of strangers, they don't come much stranger than me...So d'ya Fancy a shag then. "You haven't given me your sob story  | |||
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"I just don't entertain the thoughts of a pity fuck - it does me no good to have them. I think that there are services that cater to such people in need, if they can't get a fully reciprocal interest from others. There's too much supply of a non-pity variety that would be catered to instead." But what about the poor people who never get anything | |||
"I just don't entertain the thoughts of a pity fuck - it does me no good to have them. I think that there are services that cater to such people in need, if they can't get a fully reciprocal interest from others. There's too much supply of a non-pity variety that would be catered to instead." There's the don't care who I fuck variety and you'll do as a last resort. | |||
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"I'll take a pity fuck "Ah,but from whom | |||
"I'll take a pity fuck "Oh go on then. | |||
"And i thought you liked me! hahaha"Course I do poppet. That's why I'd pity fuck you  | |||
"I'll take a pity fuck
Oh go on then. "Makes you feel good in your heart if you do | |||
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"I'll take a pity fuck
Oh go on then.
Makes you feel good in your heart if you do "I'm a very giving kind of guy. I do a lot for charity. | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one "Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers  | |||
"I sometimes think "Aww he's lovely but not really doing it for me" then think "Pity fuck?". And then realise I might be his pity fuck "Looks like your profile is going to be interesting, but as well as Hard Hats, you missed out on NO admittance without safety boots or full protection... lol | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers "Because you're a begger? Shut up | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers
Because you're a begger? Shut up " | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers
Because you're a begger? Shut up "So what are you? A beggar or a ninja? | |||
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"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers "I appear to have woken up in a parallel universe | |||
"I'll be your pity fuck. I'll let you suck melted old Jamaican off my cock "Hahahaha yes, go on son!! Funny that | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers
Because you're a begger? Shut up
So what are you? A beggar or a ninja? "Depends what mood i'm in | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
Nothing wrong in that
Beggars can't be choosers
Because you're a begger? Shut up
So what are you? A beggar or a ninja?
Depends what mood i'm in"Haha! Your profile may be 7 weeks old, but this isn't your 1st rodeo | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one "People shouldn't have to ask, the women of Fab should show more compassion for fellow human beings. There's just no empathy in the modern world 
Tahereh Mafi:
"All I ever wanted was to reach out and touch another human being. Not just with my heart, but with my foof" *
Mr ddc
(* is this right?) | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one
People shouldn't have to ask, the women of Fab should show more compassion for fellow human beings. There's just no empathy in the modern world
Tahereh Mafi:
"All I ever wanted was to reach out and touch another human being. Not just with my heart, but with my foof" *
Mr ddc
(* is this right?) "Hahahaha you argue a good case!!! | |||
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"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself" It's better than having to pay for it. | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself It's better than having to pay for it. "I wouldn't even pay for it. I support the sex trade for those who wish to do it, but I personally wouldn't pay for sex | |||
" You haven't given me your sob story "My sob story.. Here it goes then.. Life was good for me, long hot hazy summers spent in the country and cold crisp winters spent in Bavaria drinking beer and wearing lederhosen...Oh life was so good, all until that fateful trip to Paris.. Where I stumbled across Isobelle, a high class French prostitute with a penchant for high fibre foods and a fanny like a hippos yawn... Her piece de resistance was parting your hair in a swept across parting while she received oral..it was very impressive and i never had a hair out of place all the time I was with her. She showed me the finer things in life such as Parisian culture, enjoying fine wines and cheeses and the best alley ways to go for a piss without being disturbed by the gendarmes or stepping in a turd.. She was a real lady. One day she told me, her sick father was being held by an evil man, kept as a slave and made to crush grapes day in, day out, and it was all her fault as she had gambled him as a stake in a game of chance, the mere flip of a coin and he was lost..racked with guilt she had been working the streets to earn enough money to free her poor father before he died and she never got to see him again..oh how she sobbed as she told me. Well that was it, I had to help and I devised a cunning plan.. We would break into the chateau he was held captive and free him, break him out and leave France for my family castle in Austria... That night we sneaked into the chateau and began I search for Isobelles father, but not long into the search, tragedy struck.. Isobelles diet got the better of her and with a gusty pharp it alerted the guards.. Wearing gas masks, they captured us, Isobelle was taken and i never saw her again.. I was forced to catch frogs, tethered to a rope which looped the lake, I had to run and catch the hoppy buggers, a minimum of 1000 a day or I would be ritually flogged with reeds and feathers by nubile blonde maidens with massive norks.. The French can be such a cruel race. Forced to sleep in the marshy bog with the frogs, I fashioned a blanket from pubic hair removed from my scrotum, in preparation for the long cold winter..by which time the blanket had contracted lice.. Broken, I would shiver at night beneath my gossamer thin blanket being feasted upon by the lice and leeches whilst listening to the happy chorus of the frogs...some days though we're what I consider my happiest. Eventually,it all became too much and I decided I should end it all by eating several poisonous toads which lived in my bog.. After the third toad I began to hallucinate, a giant llama appeared and told me to go on end escape.. Driven by this shaggy apparition, I untied myself and made my way from the bog.. Many days and nights I travelled non stop,stealing bread and pastis from the elderly just to survive.. I eventually made it back to civilisation whereby a kindly old couple took me in and nursed me back to health.. I eventually found out that it was all an elaborate hoax by Isobelle, a confidence trickster.. She had sold my family home in Bavaria and left me destitute.. So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. | |||
"Haha this thread has evolved to people asking for one "They have to prove they deserve one. | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself" *whispers* You'll never know | |||
" You haven't given me your sob story
My sob story.. Here it goes then..
Life was good for me, long hot hazy summers spent in the country and cold crisp winters spent in Bavaria drinking beer and wearing lederhosen...Oh life was so good, all until that fateful trip to Paris.. Where I stumbled across Isobelle, a high class French prostitute with a penchant for high fibre foods and a fanny like a hippos yawn... Her piece de resistance was parting your hair in a swept across parting while she received oral..it was very impressive and i never had a hair out of place all the time I was with her.
She showed me the finer things in life such as Parisian culture, enjoying fine wines and cheeses and the best alley ways to go for a piss without being disturbed by the gendarmes or stepping in a turd.. She was a real lady.
One day she told me, her sick father was being held by an evil man, kept as a slave and made to crush grapes day in, day out, and it was all her fault as she had gambled him as a stake in a game of chance, the mere flip of a coin and he was lost..racked with guilt she had been working the streets to earn enough money to free her poor father before he died and she never got to see him again..oh how she sobbed as she told me.
Well that was it, I had to help and I devised a cunning plan.. We would break into the chateau he was held captive and free him, break him out and leave France for my family castle in Austria...
That night we sneaked into the chateau and began I search for Isobelles father, but not long into the search, tragedy struck.. Isobelles diet got the better of her and with a gusty pharp it alerted the guards.. Wearing gas masks, they captured us, Isobelle was taken and i never saw her again..
I was forced to catch frogs, tethered to a rope which looped the lake, I had to run and catch the hoppy buggers, a minimum of 1000 a day or I would be ritually flogged with reeds and feathers by nubile blonde maidens with massive norks.. The French can be such a cruel race.
Forced to sleep in the marshy bog with the frogs, I fashioned a blanket from pubic hair removed from my scrotum, in preparation for the long cold winter..by which time the blanket had contracted lice..
Broken, I would shiver at night beneath my gossamer thin blanket being feasted upon by the lice and leeches whilst listening to the happy chorus of the frogs...some days though we're what I consider my happiest.
Eventually,it all became too much and I decided I should end it all by eating several poisonous toads which lived in my bog..
After the third toad I began to hallucinate, a giant llama appeared and told me to go on end escape.. Driven by this shaggy apparition, I untied myself and made my way from the bog..
Many days and nights I travelled non stop,stealing bread and pastis from the elderly just to survive..
I eventually made it back to civilisation whereby a kindly old couple took me in and nursed me back to health..
I eventually found out that it was all an elaborate hoax by Isobelle, a confidence trickster.. She had sold my family home in Bavaria and left me destitute..
So there you go, my sob story..
Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time."But,were you fucking her? | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know "I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference "All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever "Seems like most of the population of fabs. | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs. "There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck. | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck."With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck.
With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck"Spreading the word,and my legs | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck.
With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck
Spreading the word,and my legs "For sleeping with the Bad Nanna is a holy act especially if yoh get her off too | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck.
With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck
Spreading the word,and my legs
For sleeping with the Bad Nanna is a holy act especially if yoh get her off too"There will be no need for that; it will be a truly selfless act  | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her?" Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her? Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. " You got cheese and feet. That's a hell of a lot more than some men get. Sorry,no pity fuck this time,try again next year | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her? Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. You got cheese and feet. That's a hell of a lot more than some men get. Sorry,no pity fuck this time,try again next year "So you not open for a bit of cheesy feet licking as a compromise  | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her? Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. You got cheese and feet. That's a hell of a lot more than some men get. Sorry,no pity fuck this time,try again next year
So you not open for a bit of cheesy feet licking as a compromise "Best I can offer is a butt fuck I'm afraid; your butt,not mine. | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck.
With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck
Spreading the word,and my legs "For the happiness of MANkind | |||
"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort "Ive not even been one of them for a while  | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her? Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. You got cheese and feet. That's a hell of a lot more than some men get. Sorry,no pity fuck this time,try again next year
So you not open for a bit of cheesy feet licking as a compromise
Best I can offer is a butt fuck I'm afraid; your butt,not mine. "Hmm, well its been a quiet week and it's the best offer so far.. You talked me into it you silver tongued minx.. | |||
"If the thought of "pity fuck" crosses my mind I just give a smile, hug or pat on the back... You should never be someone's pity fuck... Chin up doll x I'm not down. We could be anyone's pity fuck,or worse still...a last resort
I'm no one's pity fuck or last resort... No one should think that way. And no one should guilt you or coax you into fucking them with a sob story.
A- that's emotional blackmail
B- if you fall for that you have to double think why you fell for that" | |||
"I would rather not have some having sex with me out of pity. If I found out, I would feel pretty bad bout myself *whispers* You'll never know
I know, but as it seems to be fabs new catchphrase, its just my preference
All those poor people,never getting a fuck...ever
Seems like most of the population of fabs.
There should be some kind of crusade to give the hopeless a pity fuck.
With you at the head, doing most of the work, preaching in the name of the holy pity fuck
Spreading the word,and my legs
For the happiness of MANkind "Can't see a woman needing a pity fuck | |||
" So there you go, my sob story.. Well, that's how I seem to remember it but I was very very d*unk at the time. But,were you fucking her? Bugger me, was that not enough... Jeez, you certainly make em work for it.. No, I never fucked her, she was more suited for a certain type of gentleman... Those hung like a Shetland pony.. I was allowed to give her oral pleasure and in return she would smear camembert on her feet and let me luck it off.. Oh, the pleasure of my tongue slipping between her toes, that creamy cheesiness.. And i would spend hours linking and spend ages on the little Web which grew between her middle toe and the next... Eventually we would collapse on the bed, exhausted with cheesy grins on our faces.. Oh, I loved her dearly, her smile, her webbed toes and the way her face redenned as little uncontrolled bursts of flatulence escaped in polite company. You got cheese and feet. That's a hell of a lot more than some men get. Sorry,no pity fuck this time,try again next year
So you not open for a bit of cheesy feet licking as a compromise
Best I can offer is a butt fuck I'm afraid; your butt,not mine.
Hmm, well its been a quiet week and it's the best offer so far..
You talked me into it you silver tongued minx.. "I'm better at this than I thought | |||
