So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.
Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.
So how would you go? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.
Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.
So how would you go? "
I don't like this genie What happened to the old one? |
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This didn't copy and paste well but i like the sentiment of the poem below
Let me die a youngman's death not a clean and inbetween the sheets holywater death not a famous-last-words peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73 and in constant good tumour may I be mown down at dawn by a bright red sports car on my way home from an all night party
Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with hamfisted tommyguns burst in and give me a short back and insides
Or when I'm 104 and banned from the Cavern may my mistress catching me in bed with her daughterand fearing for her son cut me up into little pieces and throw away every piece but one
Let me die a young man's death not a free from sin tiptoe in candle wax and waning death not a curtains drawn by angels borne 'what a nice way to go' death |
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"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again. ..
Wow...that was strangely chilling. "
Lol you asked
It's from a book called
Neutral Buoyancy by Tim Ecott
A guy runs out of air and realises that he won't make it to the surface. The narrator describes his last moments. It's emotional. ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again. "
You've thought about that too much...
I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.
Nice happy thread this one. |
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"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.
You've thought about that too much...
I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.
Nice happy thread this one. "
What???
You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.
Whatever dude. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"A freind of mine said
" to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather- not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus""
Was your friend Lee Mack? |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.
You've thought about that too much...
I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.
Nice happy thread this one.
What???
You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.
Whatever dude. "
Dude....okay?
Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..
Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..
Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..
Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...
Slow and pleasurable
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"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.
Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.
So how would you go? "
if its anything like the wishmaster films, im not making a wish at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1 Not tapping to a sleeper in mma or giving oral pleasure to a women so much I suffocate.
2 Full force punch by Mike Tyson
3 Total dream to be on total wipe out clear the big red balls but on.last one I bounce to the finish line but land head first am dead on impact but get the record for the track lol. |
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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
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"The last breathes wouldn't bother me as long as it's quick, iv seen so many ppl suffer long painful deaths (months, weeks etc) from diseases & cancers so anything but those "
I understand exactly what you are saying. Been in that situation myself a few times. Sitting there wishing you could take it away but knowing there isn't anything you can do. There is nothing worse. ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.
Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.
So how would you go?
if its anything like the wishmaster films, im not making a wish at all "
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"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.
You've thought about that too much...
I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.
Nice happy thread this one.
What???
You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.
Whatever dude.
Dude....okay?
Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..
Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..
Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..
Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...
Slow and pleasurable
"
Cool. The OP never said anything about peaceful though, and if you know anything about diving you'd know I'd already have narcosis at the depths I dived at. Thats the point. It would be my longest dive. Don't worry though China, it's not real lol ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.
You've thought about that too much...
I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.
Nice happy thread this one.
What???
You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.
Whatever dude.
Dude....okay?
Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..
Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..
Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..
Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...
Slow and pleasurable
Cool. The OP never said anything about peaceful though, and if you know anything about diving you'd know I'd already have narcosis at the depths I dived at. Thats the point. It would be my longest dive. Don't worry though China, it's not real lol "
I get by when it comes to diving..
So it's not real?.. Bugger
Just been a whole big box of celery
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Boringly I reckon just not waking up is the way to go..being aware you are just about to die must be one fucked up moment.
Like when a plane drops from the sky...but takes like 5 mins to do so...awful.
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