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"Driving to work today a spider started to drop down on its thread in front of my face. Not wishing to kill it I tried to blow it onto the dashboard. Got a good swing going so took a deep and hopefully final breath....and managed to suck it in swallow it. Counted six more of the little blighters hiding driving home, how about you?" Did you eat them too?  | |||
"Driving to work today a spider started to drop down on its thread in front of my face. Not wishing to kill it I tried to blow it onto the dashboard. Got a good swing going so took a deep and hopefully final breath....and managed to suck it in swallow it. Counted six more of the little blighters hiding driving home, how about you? Did you eat them too? "Waiting while they get plumper, yum yum  | |||
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"U no wot i mean chick u ever took ur knickers off 4 a random " No sorry | |||
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"Oh god.. here we go again!" I won't do it...I won't! | |||
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"Have had one hardy spider who has stayed in the wing mirror for ages. Car washes, wind rain he was still not being evicted. And he used to catch flys lol, very entertaining on long trips "Sounds familiar  | |||
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"Miss honey were u from girl " Oh god, look out.... | |||
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"That ur mans shout lol" ? | |||
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"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick" Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy | |||
"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror." Aaaah!...  | |||
"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy " | |||
"Miss honey were u from girl Oh god, look out.... "Here and there. No where you will be gracing. | |||
"Miss honey were u from girl Oh god, look out....
Here and there.
No where you will be gracing.
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"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror." I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it  | |||
"Wot get u dirty knickers from behind there propa crusty" | |||
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"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy "That's when you're not having your own porridge stirred while doing time of course. | |||
"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror. I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it "Wonder what his name is?.... | |||
"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror. I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it
Wonder what his name is?.... "Always sid- we've had a lot of sids! | |||
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"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror. I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it "Clever girl. | |||
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"I had one on the visor of my car coming home from a wedding....I was pregnant and ex was very d*unk....I screamed when I saw it and he swiped it and it fell on my lap....I let go of the steering wheel and swerved round the roundabout.....I'm just grateful it was that time of night and never hut anyone..I couldn't see where it went so I got out the car when it stopped and was in a state trying find it...my ex started slapping my legs trying to help..a car drive up and stopped... a guy saw me heavily pregnant and ran over thinking it was domestic abuse...he was not best pleased when I told him it was a spider x"I should laught, but that's really funny | |||
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"Miss honey, do you hear an echo in here...? "Some one seems to have taken a shine to her or a dos liking? I can't quite tell | |||
"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there. In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror. I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it
Clever girl. "But of course. However reading this back makes it sound rather perverse- I can assure you I am referring to an actual spider who lives inside the boot button and the boys are my little darlings | |||
"Miss honey, do you hear an echo in here...?
Some one seems to have taken a shine to her or a dos liking? I can't quite tell "You all know I'm deaf right, or it could be selective hearing  | |||
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"U couldnt do time look at u smack head God no! I'm too pretty to do time...n smart enough not to get caught n end up getting buggered senseless then overcompensating with a pathetic 'bad boyeeee' persona " | |||
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"Lol coz ur a wrongen girl u would sell ur man down the river" Who are you talking to....? | |||
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"Are we still talking spiders? "God knows...some of us are and some are talking gobbledegook... spot the difference! | |||
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"Thats coz ur a propa sell out wrongen rat" I hate those propa sell out wrongen rats too...  | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah "I'm cool and shit gal | |||
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"The chav is strong here....so strong that when he shoots his muck on the cell wall thinking about his cousin waynetta,it comes out in burberry check." | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal"Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat. Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat? | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal"Hey I'm gettin the feel of this lingo now, quite likin it, innit..  | |||
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"Mate ur 1 of a kind yeno propa midnight" Propa midnight good..yeah..? | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Ehhhh kevin!
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat? " | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat? "Yes I do, now he was a good day None of this 'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal' | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Ehhhh kevin!
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat? " | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'" | |||
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"Yher ur the 1 whos a wrongen chick go and get passed about" Speak English please
I've lost my urban dictionary lol | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'"God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel... | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'"OMG! I literally snorted my cup of tea! | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
"Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy | |||
"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go... "Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away... | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel... "If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar? Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal | |||
"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...
Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away...
"I'll put the kettle on. Again. | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
"Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy "A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy. | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...
If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?
Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal "Love it!! | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...
If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?
Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal "Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers. Am I close? | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy
A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy. "Wonderful, I'll fill your glass | |||
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"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...
Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away...
I'll put the kettle on. Again."Ok.... | |||
"Lol like were u knickers are from" Marks and spencers | |||
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"Just when you thought it was safe..up pops a CREEPy Crawley again....! (Thought he'd gone to bed!) " | |||
"Oh! What have I missed?" Toast and honey. | |||
"Oh! What have I missed?" Fun such fun | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy
A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy.
Wonderful, I'll fill your glass "You. Me. And Roland. And booze. Is this a FFR? | |||
"With sponk 20 men sponk" Yeah Sponk is good... | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...
If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?
Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal
Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers.
Am I close?"For the purpose of this thread you would be correct...but in reality no, not a bloody hope! | |||
"Oh! What have I missed? Fun such fun" Damn it!! I always miss the good stuff | |||
"Oh! What have I missed?" Oh hello there!! *waves*  | |||
"With sponk 20 men sponk" Is this a Star Trek thread | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...
If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?
Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal
Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers.
Am I close?
For the purpose of this thread you would be correct...but in reality no, not a bloody hope!"A woman with class? Apparently some gentleman like that sort of thing... | |||
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"Oh! What have I missed? Oh hello there!! *waves* "Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us* | |||
"Dont forget the cheese from the legs" Yeah cheesy filled legs are good too..I'm dribbling at the thought... | |||
"Oh! What have I missed? Oh hello there!! *waves*
Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us* "Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)  | |||
"With sponk 20 men sponk Is this a Star Trek thread "It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!... | |||
"Oh! What have I missed? Oh hello there!! *waves*
Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*
Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo) "Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo) | |||
"With sponk 20 men sponk Is this a Star Trek thread
It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!... "I was wondering... | |||
"Oh! What have I missed? Oh hello there!! *waves*
Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*
Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)
Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo) "this looks pretty homo to me | |||
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"doh! thought he said spock lol "He's said all sorts of things, so you are forgiven..! | |||
"Oh! What have I missed? Oh hello there!! *waves*
Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*
Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)
Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo) this looks pretty homo to me "Nothing wrong with a bit of suit admiration | |||
"Sooooooo ...... Whatever happened that spider after? "Scooby ate it | |||
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"What the hell just happened?? "I have no idea, I'm just rolling with it | |||
"doh! thought he said spock lol
He's said all sorts of things, so you are forgiven..! "Thank you | |||
"What the hell just happened?? "Ssssshhhh - you're having a threesome with me and Roland Rat, it's all fine. | |||
"With sponk 20 men sponk Is this a Star Trek thread
It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!...
I was wondering... "Don't wonder too hard, you will be wasting your energy, I think we all feel we have been transported to another planet.. | |||
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"wonder where he escaped from ?" Playschool im guessing | |||
"wonder where he escaped from ? Playschool im guessing" | |||
"What the hell just happened??
Ssssshhhh - you're having a threesome with me and Roland Rat, it's all fine. "Rat on | |||
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"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone..... "As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin | |||
"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175.. "Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension? | |||
"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..
Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension?"I'm ALWAYS up for an extension. A social is cool though. | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on "Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?, | |||
"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....
As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin "I'm going to have very strange dreams now. | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?, "You have no idea how thrilled I am | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?, "(except the above was me!!) | |||
"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..
Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension?"No we can't!... | |||
very crafty and impressive too | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
You have no idea how thrilled I am "He's a catch! Lucky girl!! | |||
"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....
As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin
I'm going to have very strange dreams now. " | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
You have no idea how thrilled I am
He's a catch! Lucky girl!! "Always wanted my own hoodrat- I'll send out wedding invites in due course | |||
"Was estella in disguise very crafty and impressive too "I know. Confused myself haha | |||
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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
You have no idea how thrilled I am
He's a catch! Lucky girl!!
Always wanted my own hoodrat- I'll send out wedding invites in due course "is roland's mate kevin the hamster going to be the best man? | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
(except the above was me!!)"Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
(except the above was me!!)
Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party "You weren't far behind me, don't worry | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
(except the above was me!!)
Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party "don't worry we're all confused too | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
(except the above was me!!)
Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party "It is, lovely, but you really haven't missed anything, it's just been so surreal.... | |||
"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah
I'm cool and shit gal
Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.
Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?
Yes I do, now he was a good day
None of this
'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'
Eh?? christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on
Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,
(except the above was me!!)
Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party
It is, lovely, but you really haven't missed anything, it's just been so surreal.... "One of the best reads for a while. Bloody hysterical... And disturbing all at the same time | |||
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"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice?? "Is was thinking more Steven gerrard | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard "That could work lol | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard "I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread! | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread! "Haha!! You're probably spot on there! | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there! "You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there!
You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha "I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there!
You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha
I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal "Ahhh good save! You're forgiven | |||
"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....
As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin
I'm going to have very strange dreams now.
"Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night. | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there!
You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha
I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal
Ahhh good save! You're forgiven "Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up? | |||
"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....
As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin
I'm going to have very strange dreams now.
Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night. "Night Estella!! | |||
"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....
As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin
I'm going to have very strange dreams now.
Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night.
Night Estella!! "Night all. x | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there!
You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha
I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal
Ahhh good save! You're forgiven
Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up? "Deal... May turn my head quickly though, so you'll catch my lips... Willing to take the risk? | |||
"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??
Is was thinking more Steven gerrard
I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!
Haha!! You're probably spot on there!
You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha
I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal
Ahhh good save! You're forgiven
Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up?
Deal... May turn my head quickly though, so you'll catch my lips... Willing to take the risk? "How about we just make it on the lips anyway? | |||
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