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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought 
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "
My old woman neighbour refused my parcel. |
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
I learnt to wank left handed while scrolling thru your photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I have re-affirmed some thing I already knew that if your nice with people they will be nice back  "
Very true, I'm always nice and polite and I only ever get polite replies, that's when I get a reply mind.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".
Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.
I already knew I was allergic to pineapple.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".
Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.
I already knew I was allergic to pineapple. "
5'9" is the best height |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?I learnt to wank left handed while scrolling thru your photos "
Which one was the cum shot? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"that someone cared enough, to do something on my behalf...it brought me to tears..
Ah that's lovely Suzy  "
it was i cant remember the last time someone did that for me..it was very touching x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "
Haha! Hope she hasn't opened it |
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
That Im now smaller than you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".
Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.
I already knew I was allergic to pineapple.
5'9" is the best height "
Yay. The five niners |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That Im now smaller than you "
Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though. "
Oh I love fig rolls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though.
Oh I love fig rolls!"
Never ever had a fig roll. Need to try one. |
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That Im now smaller than you
Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha"
Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch |
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That Im now smaller than you "
No no no !!! It's height !!! Not 5'8 across the shoulders
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That Im now smaller than you
Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha
Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch"
Ah size doesn't matter |
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?
That Im now smaller than you
Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha
Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch
Ah size doesn't matter "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle
Haha! Hope she hasn't opened it "
She left it outside my flat door - phew !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Learned that eating "sensibly" makes me want to eat pie.
Eat pie?!?
Mmmmm pie
I've just had a big pork pie. Quartered. Gone. "
Ohhhh I do love a proper butchers pork pie!
Damn it I need one now and the shop across the road sells shite ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.
(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues.  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.
(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. ) "
Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.
(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. )
Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted"
Yeah I'm fine it was a bit Carrie though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.
(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. )
Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted
Yeah I'm fine it was a bit Carrie though "
I'm sure you wore it well haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "
You know your in trouble if she recognised the where it came from |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle
You know your in trouble if she recognised the where it came from "
Thankfully it was in plain packaging !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
I love ham and pineapple pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm thought of as a piece of meat, had some bloody horrible messages the last few days that have made me feel like a worthless piece of poo x"
Awww that's horrible, poor you.
I hope that tomorrow is a better day x |
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"That I'm thought of as a piece of meat, had some bloody horrible messages the last few days that have made me feel like a worthless piece of poo x
Awww that's horrible, poor you.
I hope that tomorrow is a better day x"
Thank u.....I've lost count of the times I've been told "I'll have a go on that" or "I'd love to destroy you ".like I'm a hooker or that I have no choice....sigh....hide profile for a bit me thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's.... |
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"I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's.... "
Cunts....sorry....it's appropriate! |
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"Today I have learnt I can basically sweat from everywhere on my body(to much info I know but there is no need for this heat lol)  "
I too discovered this having to work in a climatic test building which was 68'c inside..
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out.  "
Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's....
Cunts....sorry....it's appropriate!"
I agree!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out. Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ? "
I think he means the pistons in the brake calipers. |
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though. "
I think fig rolls are " classed " as a pastry cake but if you pick off the thicker bits of pastry on them they are next to zero fat ( just saying ) tasty too x
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought
Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!
What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
today I have learned that in my 30 + years of working ,,, managers cannot manage |
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out. Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ?
I think he means the pistons in the brake calipers."
apols not used to working on plastic fantastics ( bit of an older biker chic )  |
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "
She might be the one with a grin on her face and a rosy glow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "
Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle
Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from
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Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I was on someone's hotlist and they finally had the balls to message "
And what a mistake that was
Today I learnt to keep people on the hotlist and don't message them as they just turn out to be sadistic cunts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle
Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from
Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you "
Hey all I'm saying is the postie knows what it is so why not make his day and invite him in for a demo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle
Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from
Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you
Hey all I'm saying is the postie knows what it is so why not make his day and invite him in for a demo "
Haha I'll keep that idea in mind |
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