"Thanks?
"Control is an illusion of the body, despair is an illusion of the mind."
My mind is fucked,so's my body."
Mmmkay?
*shakes the magic 8-ball*
"A human life is a pool of light in an eternity of darkness."
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An interesting profile in many ways……
Including a recipe for cake and a hyperlink to Morrison’s salty popcorn (currently on offer apparently) will surely endear this Fabber to many.
Intriguing that the profile gender is Female, however close scrutiny of picture 32 (July 2014) shows the Forumite wearing trousers so tight that not only you can see “her” gender but also HIS religion.
Personally I’d remove picture 63 (October 2015, headshot) as the hairstyle makes him look like the bastard lovechild of Art Garfunkel and Sideshow Bob.
The action shot, Picture 1472 (March 1907) with the aquarium, locking wheelnut, custard cream and a banjo suggests he is an open minded and adventurous lover, willing to push the boundaries. (Of common sense)
Overall, a good profile, but I still wouldn’t shag him. (HER) |
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When I last saw you you left your bag when you 'ran off'.
Unless you return for them, I'm going to have to throw them in the bin. What the hell do you need with 144 gold balls, 5kg of strawberry jelly and a foot pump? |
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