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"[Job application removed by poster, screwed up into a ball and thrown into the bin at12/09/16 11:36:46]"
Avoid employing unlucky people by throwing away 50% of the job applications without even reading them. @DavidBrent |
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Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this). |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this). "
"I can walk straight"  |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
"I can walk straight" "
Actually snorted tea down my chin. Thank you  |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this). "
Go on gis a job. I'm old  |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old "
forever young 6years with out a job here lol well a proper job anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good luck job hunting !
I'm looking for some hot lady to employ me, so she can call me to her office and give me a right bollocking then we can make sweet sweet lovin on her desk (you know ,like they do it in the films)  |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old "
Nailed it.
Giza Job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job. "
it's recruitment agencies now who hire the world as changed no Labour exchange no more writing the job number down on the bit of paper provided  |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job. "
Can you get me 1 at the same time? Week no 8 with nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job. "
I'm only 31 and I get the reference too  I must be old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job.
Can you get me 1 at the same time? Week no 8 with nothing"
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I'll race you to employment, get something in the same place and we can car share! God forbid! |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job.
Can you get me 1 at the same time? Week no 8 with nothing.
I'll race you to employment, get something in the same place and we can car share! God forbid! "
You're on and can you imagine the mischief we could get up to at lunchtime |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job. "
Will you follow up with the headbutt if turned down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
Go on gis a job. I'm old
Nailed it.
Giza Job.
Will you follow up with the headbutt if turned down? "
I'm sure there may be a few more opportunities now brexit like in... |
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Just beat over 300 people for a position within the same company, with a one page 5 minute CV.
However, it helps that I have interviewed people for jobs in the past at another company I worked for, so I knew what they wanted to see, and I gave it to them.
So, read the job description, research the position and company, have a generic CV that you can alter to suit, get an expression of interest in as soon as possible outlining your skills as they pertain to the job, and follow it up with a killer CV tailored to their position.... but keep it short, if they are interested and they want more info they will ask for it.
And for pitys sake, make it neat, if you aren't good at grammar, spelling and laying out letters or CV's get someone who is to help you, but any application forms that require writing, do it yourself, but photocopy the original and use the copies to practice on first. |
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
"I can walk straight"
Actually snorted tea down my chin. Thank you "
Giz a job, I can do that!
(Something like that anyway, I was only a kid back then) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was annoyingly made redundant five weeks ago. If I have to speak to another freakin' agency and be all bubbling over with eager enthusiasm I may vomit and punch kittens! Two interviews this week though. (Seriously starting to sound like Yosser Hughs - only fellow old people will get this).
"I can walk straight"
Actually snorted tea down my chin. Thank you
Giz a job, I can do that!
(Something like that anyway, I was only a kid back then)"
doesn't time fly |
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