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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So if theres any Sailors out there who would whisk me away to our own desert island for fun/frolics then apply with in

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By *anklerMan over a year ago

Suffolk

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work in sales. Is that any good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a bath and a toy boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

better still you could sail up the river tyne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bath and a toy boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hmmm don't you guys know that sarcasimn is the lowest form of whit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you don't end up with seaman Staines and roger cabin boy OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm don't you guys know that sarcasimn is the lowest form of whit?

Yes I do, but you know, it's a sailor thing!

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

There's probably a joke here about me being able to send "some seamen your way"...but obviously with me being a gentleman, I would never make such a lewd comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope you don't end up with seaman Staines and roger cabin boy OP

please dnt lower the tone young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's probably a joke here about me being able to send "some seamen your way"...but obviously with me being a gentleman, I would never make such a lewd comment

you kind of did though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it HAVE to be a man?

I've got my own rubber duck, and I can dance a passable hornpipe (actually didn't realise how suggestive that name was until now!

) when I'm pissed??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a shame I was a soldier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

better still you could sail up the river tyne

On my way. You do fuck though? Just checking before I set off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm quite keen on sea men !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

better still you could sail up the river tyne

On my way. You do fuck though? Just checking before I set off.

hahaha i see that charm is lost on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it HAVE to be a man?

I've got my own rubber duck, and I can dance a passable hornpipe (actually didn't realise how suggestive that name was until now!

) when I'm pissed??

even though you are 1 sexy woman it has to to be a male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

better still you could sail up the river tyne

On my way. You do fuck though? Just checking before I set off.

hahaha i see that charm is lost on you

It seems so. As is a sense of humour. I have a terrible sense of direction too so I'd probably end up in Norway.

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By *he Naked HandymanMan over a year ago

Holcombe

The desert Islands are a bit far away, would Torbaydos do? On a 22' racing yacht.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you could come to Portsmouth. There's plenty here.

I have a powerboat licence so technically......

better still you could sail up the river tyne

On my way. You do fuck though? Just checking before I set off.

hahaha i see that charm is lost on you

It seems so. As is a sense of humour. I have a terrible sense of direction too so I'd probably end up in Norway.

oh well car'nt say that i did'nt try

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The desert Islands are a bit far away, would Torbaydos do? On a 22' racing yacht. "

oh yes Torbaydos would do very nicely with you at the helm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bath and a toy boat

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By *he Naked HandymanMan over a year ago

Holcombe

"The desert Islands are a bit far away, would Torbaydos do? On a 22' racing yacht.

oh yes Torbaydos would do very nicely with you at the helm"

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We plan to sail our yacht to the sun and live on board for a few years. There may be some space. .....

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hmmm don't you guys know that sarcasimn is the lowest form of whit?

And often the funniest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We plan to sail our yacht to the sun and live on board for a few years. There may be some space. ....."

sounds very tempting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmm don't you guys know that sarcasimn is the lowest form of whit?

And often the funniest "

i agree it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if theres any Sailors out there who would whisk me away to our own desert island for fun/frolics then apply with in

Im no sailor but i could float your rubber ducky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So if theres any Sailors out there who would whisk me away to our own desert island for fun/frolics then apply with in

Im no sailor but i could float your rubber ducky

shame that your not at least ten years older then

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I work on an island in Essex which is pretty much deserted...

Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if theres any Sailors out there who would whisk me away to our own desert island for fun/frolics then apply with in

Im no sailor but i could float your rubber ducky

shame that your not at least ten years older then

Never know you might like a young guy

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By *he Naked HandymanMan over a year ago

Holcombe

"The desert Islands are a bit far away, would Torbaydos do? On a 22' racing yacht.

oh yes Torbaydos would do very nicely with you at the helm

Shame its so far from you, i know a couple of nice quiet anchorages....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if theres any Sailors out there who would whisk me away to our own desert island for fun/frolics then apply with in

A sailor you say.....Ahoy there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, and I'm happy to announce i have able semen...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did some one say sailor?

Nice girls! Sorry I wouldn't be interested in that sort of thing.

I like my women to be filthy

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