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"Morning all 
Morning mate. You up for work 
No mate got a few days off now, just my effin body clock won't let me sleep."
That's shit mate. My sleeping is crazy but ones I'm asleep sod all wakes me. That's why I hate morning so much. |
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"Morning all
Morning mate. You up for work
No mate got a few days off now, just my effin body clock won't let me sleep.
That's shit mate. My sleeping is crazy but ones I'm asleep sod all wakes me. That's why I hate morning so much."
That's life! |
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Morning Bladikins and a hearty helloooooo to the rest of the gang. If someone could turn the Lancashire weather down I'd be grateful, this little house is going to be blown right of the top of our hill if the wind doesn't die down soon. Big snogs  |
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"Morning Bladikins and a hearty helloooooo to the rest of the gang. If someone could turn the Lancashire weather down I'd be grateful, this little house is going to be blown right of the top of our hill if the wind doesn't die down soon. Big snogs "
Morning hh. Is it that bad I've been working all night so not been outside |
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"Morning Bladikins and a hearty helloooooo to the rest of the gang. If someone could turn the Lancashire weather down I'd be grateful, this little house is going to be blown right of the top of our hill if the wind doesn't die down soon. Big snogs "
Morning HH that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines x  |
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning"
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator  i can believe this |
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I "
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
Morning Lisa I'm doing nowt x
I'm working from 08.00 - 23.00 with a 2.5 hour break today 
Would rather be back in bed "
I'd rather be in bed but it won't happen now I'm up! |
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha "
Ring her back and ask her if she knows what the time |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame "
Oi  |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame "
Tell me about. Looks like it's worms for breakfast again |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi "
You said you were staying out of bed! |
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"Good morning Blady
Bore da Pawb ,getting ready for a jolly day in work here.
Have a splendid Monday chums "
Morning Taff have a great day yourself, I'm quite pround of myself this morning just completed a painting |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!"
Not if invited |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited "
...consider yourself invited, then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha
Ring her back and ask her if she knows what the time "
i did the nice thing and texted her and asked if she was ok - |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then "
I'm out then |
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha
Ring her back and ask her if she knows what the time
i did the nice thing and texted her and asked if she was ok - "
Your to nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then
I'm out then "
Wuss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha
Ring her back and ask her if she knows what the time
i did the nice thing and texted her and asked if she was ok -
Your to nice "
mostly |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then
I'm out then
Wuss "
Only 1 kind of 3some in bladeys world and that's definitely not it |
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"morning - i have officially been used as a calculator at dawn - ask seduced hahah - she must be thinking of me in her sleep
Not another number 2 . Morning
yep - no 2 rang me in her sleep - said she thinks she was trying to use her calculator i can believe this
Knowing seduced so can I
bet shes fallen back to sleep pfft and me wide awake - hhaha
Ring her back and ask her if she knows what the time
i did the nice thing and texted her and asked if she was ok -
Your to nice
mostly "
I wouldn't dare comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then
I'm out then
Wuss
Only 1 kind of 3some in bladeys world and that's definitely not it "
Why are you embarrassed about accidentally bumping willy's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Bladey et al.
Work. Again. Lucky me.
Morning sweet. I'm into my last hour. Think of me in bed haha"
never dawned on me on saturday that you left early to go to work later - you must be running on empty now x |
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then
I'm out then
Wuss
Only 1 kind of 3some in bladeys world and that's definitely not it
Why are you embarrassed about accidentally bumping willy's "
Hey if you like bumping willy's good luck to you its just not the way I roll. How do you do that puke imoji |
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"Good morning Bladey et al.
Work. Again. Lucky me.
Morning sweet. I'm into my last hour. Think of me in bed haha
never dawned on me on saturday that you left early to go to work later - you must be running on empty now x"
I had to ride straight from there to work. Got here at half 6 and did a 12 hour shift. I was bollexed after that but was worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all
Have a marvelous Monday, whatever you're doing xx
I'll be in my bed. Sadly alone. Morning Lisa x
Morning, Blade xx
I want to go back to bed. You're in bed alone. Such a shame
Oi
You said you were staying out of bed!
Not if invited
...consider yourself invited, then
I'm out then
Wuss
Only 1 kind of 3some in bladeys world and that's definitely not it
Why are you embarrassed about accidentally bumping willy's
Hey if you like bumping willy's good luck to you its just not the way I roll. How do you do that puke imoji "
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"Morning Bladey, PP and all you sexy peeps. I'm about to set off for Southampton for the week and Miss starts her new job today. Have a great day everybody."
Morning Jack safe trip mate and I'll wish Miss good morning later  |
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"Good morning Bladey et al.
Work. Again. Lucky me.
Morning sweet. I'm into my last hour. Think of me in bed haha
never dawned on me on saturday that you left early to go to work later - you must be running on empty now x
I had to ride straight from there to work. Got here at half 6 and did a 12 hour shift. I was bollexed after that but was worth it"
glad you went xx ive done that - work - party - maybe 3 hours in bed and work again - 12 hour shifts are killers though - get 3/4 way through and hit the wall x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Blady
Bore da Pawb ,getting ready for a jolly day in work here.
Have a splendid Monday chums
Morning Taff have a great day yourself, I'm quite pround of myself this morning just completed a painting "
Bore da PP jolly well done you buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Bladey et al.
Work. Again. Lucky me.
Morning sweet. I'm into my last hour. Think of me in bed haha
never dawned on me on saturday that you left early to go to work later - you must be running on empty now x
I had to ride straight from there to work. Got here at half 6 and did a 12 hour shift. I was bollexed after that but was worth it
glad you went xx ive done that - work - party - maybe 3 hours in bed and work again - 12 hour shifts are killers though - get 3/4 way through and hit the wall x"
Done that also and yes it's hard to keep your eyes open. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Blady
Bore da Pawb ,getting ready for a jolly day in work here.
Have a splendid Monday chums
Morning Taff have a great day yourself, I'm quite pround of myself this morning just completed a painting
Bore da PP jolly well done you buddy "
Cheers it's a personal one for a mate and a representation of our band of brothers and it came out just the way I wanted it to, so yteah I'm dead proud of it. |
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"Good morning all and to every starting their new week at work ha suffer my weeks just ending but I have worked all weekend. Have a good day all I'll be in bed "
Urrrrrr don't make me go into work ........Please! !!! |
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"Good morning all.
If someone could arrange it so that I might stay in bed instead of going to work that would be grand. "
I have a magic wand....I'll see what I can do for you!!  |
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"Good morning all.
If someone could arrange it so that I might stay in bed instead of going to work that would be grand.
I have a magic wand....I'll see what I can do for you!! "
I'll bet you do
I'm sure it will do great things |
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Morning gorgeous! I'm hyper this morning! Just as well because I've got a ridiculous amount of stuff to do today! Including find a new fridge freezer as mines frozen solid with water running out the back.  |
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"Good morning all and to every starting their new week at work ha suffer my weeks just ending but I have worked all weekend. Have a good day all I'll be in bed
Urrrrrr don't make me go into work ........Please! !!!"
Hey I'll ring in sick for you but what you going to do for me |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face"
ketchup always on bacon butties - |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing "
cant beat a good manc thing tho eh? |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties - "
Correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing
cant beat a good manc thing tho eh?"
I'm beginning to wonder now.... |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing "
Well all the best people are mancs. Am I right lady's |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing
Well all the best people are mancs. Am I right lady's "
Stockport comes under Gtr Manchester so yeah you're right! |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing
Well all the best people are mancs. Am I right lady's
Stockport comes under Gtr Manchester so yeah you're right!"
Your definitely in my catchment area |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing
Well all the best people are mancs. Am I right lady's "
I'd agree but I'm not a manc. |
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"Morning to all I missed. Finally home bacon under the grill and a well deserved and very large jd and in hand. Ahhhh life's good
COKE you pussy
Fuck you dick nose. You like bumping cocks I like in my jd get over it
Bet you put tomato sauce on bacon as well fuckwit
Abserfuckinglootly. Shit face
ketchup always on bacon butties -
Must be a Manc thing
Well all the best people are mancs. Am I right lady's
Stockport comes under Gtr Manchester so yeah you're right!
Your definitely in my catchment area "
stockport 15 mins away so yeah that counts |
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