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Ouchie! Sympathy and kiss better needed

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ouch!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do you time it?

I'd kiss it better but that might upset the poor thing more.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help? "
aww bless im wincing at the whole situation..you can have a kiss if you want one..wear soft undies for a few days and be more careful next time xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help? "

Sounds like a scene from a film.

*stifles laughter*

sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ouch!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You epilate your cock and balls,blink?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just read that OP with my hands over my eyes ... and squirming ...hope your ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually, you best pluck em next time

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I know that was probably really painful but I couldn't help a little

sorry.

Perhaps rubbing some arnica treatment on might help with the bruising of your knackered knacker's.

I would offer but by the time I arrived it would be too late x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sudocrem?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I'm crossing my legs in sympathy. Ouchyyyyyy,

Hope it eases real soon.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help? "

Oh my, that sounds so painful! Hope you recover soon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey buddy my eyes are watering for you!!

Sending tea and sympathy as a fellow down stairs shaver

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Snort ouch, I won't even emulate my fanny, legs smart enough....I really wanna see the pic tho lol

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I read that wincing and thinking its a good job you got it into reverse that would have been an interesting visit to A&E if you hadn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

Hillarious

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I am equally wincing and chuckling. I would offer my depilatory services but I am demonstrably rubbish at it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

Some morbid part of me wants to see it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was like a scene from American Pie! Can we call you Jim?!

Anyway totally feel for you and the bravery it took to put it on reverse! I suppose it's better than turning up to A&E with an epilator hanging from the testiclé!

I think sudocream or the like and no naughty thoughts for a few days are in order. Hopefully it doesn't scab!

All the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

Upload said pic or if didn't happen! Perhaps we can get it to most fabbed??!!

Seriously though ouch! Hope it feels better soon. X

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "
you hoping it becomes a fetish or are you a sadomasochist? did you stand up and see if it would enhance ball torture?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

There's a site for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

It's funny though...come on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments."

My fanny shrank at that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments."

Upper or lower?

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

Oh holy sweet fuck I winced and stood crossed legged after reading that

I won't say I feel your pain but I can feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh brought tears to my eyes x have you tried waxing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower? "

Downstairs dangly ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments."

I'vr not done that but it reminds me of when I somehow managed to get a massive ingrown hair on a "lower lip." Couldn't see it to do anything to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

It's funny though...come on.

I knew you lot would think that it was flippin hilarious. Evil bastards the lot of you

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin?

There's a site for that."

Yes here

You have my sympathy OP as I epilate my pussy and didn't pull tight once!! It also decided to chew under my armpit once that left a weird mark. But it's so lovely being soft and smooth when it goes right. Maybe you just need a friend to help epilate, maybe an epilator party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh brought tears to my eyes x have you tried waxing x"

Waxing hurts my skin. I've done this for years this has never happened.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ouchy but my god you've more of a man than I thought you were.

I'm sorry for your pain... Kissing better should work

Or an ice pack to ease swelling

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin?

There's a site for that.

Yes here

A new meeting type needed Mods, thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

I do hope you'll be posting it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh brought tears to my eyes x have you tried waxing x

Waxing hurts my skin. I've done this for years this has never happened. "

Were ya watchin' Antiques Roadshow or what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh. Ouch. I don't have a ball sack but I've my legs crossed in sympathy

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower?

Downstairs dangly ones."

You're made for each other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower?

Downstairs dangly ones.

You're made for each other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower?

Downstairs dangly ones.

You're made for each other.

One of us didn't take a photo or go seeking sympathy for it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

Block list? I was hoping I'd made it to your fuck list!

Pleeeeeeease post the 'trapped balls' pic! I solemnly swear I'll get it on to hot photos for you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower?

Downstairs dangly ones.

You're made for each other.

One of us didn't take a photo or go seeking sympathy for it though

The misnomer of the weaker sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments.

Upper or lower?

Downstairs dangly ones.

You're made for each other.

One of us didn't take a photo or go seeking sympathy for it though

I'm happy to offer you belated, retrospective sympathy! Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not laughing..... nope, no laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Opps a daisy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh sweet jesus...I'm squirming & wincing and crossing my legs reading that....and shaking my head at you even contemplating taking a pic before releasing your knackered knackers!!

Ice pack?

but agree with Sudocrem

Hope the stop smarting soon! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "
that's a step to far ouch titter titter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had my legs crossed reading that!! I don't even have a cock!!

You need to upload that pic though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please upload the pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please upload the pic

Yes, um no.

Hmm.

Morbid curiosity now.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oooh there's gonna be swelling!

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Ouch sounds painful. Honest wasn't chuckling whilst reading...much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please upload the pic

Yes, um no.

Hmm.

Morbid curiosity now. "

It could serve as a warning to others

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Please upload the pic

Yes, um no.

Hmm.

Morbid curiosity now. "

That's the most amusing bit of the story. TT is such a fan of the selfie that there was a part of his brain thinking he needed to capture for a Fab avatar challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

Yes incase your wondering I done my head first

then my gentlemens area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

Epilator is a set of rollers that grab and pull out hairs. X

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

Yes incase your wondering I done my head first

then my gentlemens area

An epilator is a motorised, rolling hair plucker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

Epilator is a set of rollers that grab and pull out hairs. X"

Is that actually an invention of this era ?

Sounds like some sort of medieval torture device

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you

One word came to mind.. FUCK

Isn't coddle an iris made by simmering sliced sausage and potato..

I think that's just adding more injury to an already insulted, lacerated and macerated ball sac!

Once again..FUCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

holy crap on a cracker!!!

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea what an epilater even is ?

Sounds painful though

Iv just done mine with the hair shears

Don't panic

Iv done it before and so far...... Touch wood

Yes incase your wondering I done my head first

then my gentlemens area

An epilator is a motorised, rolling hair plucker.

Na I think I shall stick to the hair shears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strewth you're hardcore! I can't even stand the pain of epilating a leg

Wishing your ball sack a speedy recovery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't help but

....sorry op. Must be horrid...but still...

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Ouch! OP...around 10yrs of age, playing football in the street, i rushed home to loo! Pulled up my zip and

Yikes! It was caught

. Dad walked me a mile to hospital, embarrassed I walked a mile with my jumper pulled down to hide scenario!Kind, considerate doctor...yanked them apart!

Won't offer to kiss it better but happy to buy a couple of pints, pat back and ruffle hair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

Block list? I was hoping I'd made it to your fuck list!

Pleeeeeeease post the 'trapped balls' pic! I solemnly swear I'll get it on to hot photos for you!

I don't think it would get past the self-harming photo rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stubbed my toe today and that brought a tear to my eye ....but this

Tea and sympathy and an offer at a ball rub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

I was worth it, I'm still laughing

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you

One word came to mind.. FUCK

Isn't coddle an iris made by simmering sliced sausage and potato..

I think that's just adding more injury to an already insulted, lacerated and macerated ball sac!

Once again..FUCK"

I don't think fucking would be a good idea right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please upload the pic

Yes, um no.

Hmm.

Morbid curiosity now.

That's the most amusing bit of the story. TT is such a fan of the selfie that there was a part of his brain thinking he needed to capture for a Fab avatar challenge.

I *had* to capture the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers

Block list? I was hoping I'd made it to your fuck list!

Pleeeeeeease post the 'trapped balls' pic! I solemnly swear I'll get it on to hot photos for you!

I don't think it would get past the self-harming photo rules

Gotta be worth a try!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you

And there goes my tea

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Christ alive!!

You surely need kissing better...

You won't make that mistake again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084

TT, just seen your comment on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084

TT, just seen your comment on here

Famous last words.

The gods always punish hubris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084

TT, just seen your comment on here

Snorting now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084

TT, just seen your comment on here

Famous last words.

The gods always punish hubris.

I posted that afterwards

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084

TT, just seen your comment on here

Famous last words.

The gods always punish hubris.

I posted that afterwards

A forum liar then, but as you've already taken your punishment we'll have to forgive you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flipping ouch, but huge high fives for taking the time to record the horrific incident for photographic history. That puts Number One Chap's 'hair removal cream on for too long ball burning incident' way down the pecking order of defuzz dramas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just winced reading that and I've treated some awful wounds.

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you

One word came to mind.. FUCK

Isn't coddle an iris made by simmering sliced sausage and potato..

I think that's just adding more injury to an already insulted, lacerated and macerated ball sac!

Once again..FUCK"

Not sure about the cooking terminology, but in this sense it means to treat something very gently and tenderly. I hope OP realised this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch, sudocreme fixes everything

We both winced , not at all funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ouch, sudocreme fixes everything

We both winced , not at all funny

Sudocreme or bepanthen really do fix pretty much anything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ouch, sudocreme fixes everything

We both winced , not at all funny

Sudocreme or bepanthen really do fix pretty much anything! "

Except your pretty cushion cover that you accidentally got sudocreme on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pic has been accepted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted! "

But will be deleted very soon

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pic has been accepted!

But will be deleted very soon

That is so much more ouchie than I thought it would look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted! "

Heading for top fabbed

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Maybe try Veet hair removal cream next time!

Sounds painful. Hope you recover soon x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted! "

Oh jaysus wept.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

ouch ouch ouch hugs

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Pic has been accepted! "
. Oh dear lord, somebody pass the eye bleach

have fabbed it though, in honour of your pain of course

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh wow. Ouch!! Fabbed it though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What does it say about the females of Fab that I've had more fabs and messages for an epilator incident than for anything else?

(okay, that's a lie, but it's been a lot!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted! "

Oh my gawd & wtf all at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blooming ouch looks beyond painful...I think you should be entitled to compare to childbirth! Fabbed x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just looked at pic and in even more determined to stick to my hair shears

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Pic has been accepted! "

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does it say about the females of Fab that I've had more fabs and messages for an epilator incident than for anything else?

(okay, that's a lie, but it's been a lot!)"

warped sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

I think it's a funny angle (I normally take more time with my pics...). I am quite pendulous, but that angle seems to exaggerate this somehow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

Knock a man when hes down

not only is he now in serious pain ... Hes worried about the size of his scrote haha

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i just love the fact you have a pink epilator

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

I think it's a funny angle (I normally take more time with my pics...). I am quite pendulous, but that angle seems to exaggerate this somehow! "

Yes I noticed you didn't move your clothes airer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

I think it's a funny angle (I normally take more time with my pics...). I am quite pendulous, but that angle seems to exaggerate this somehow!

Yes I noticed you didn't move your clothes airer

And I *always* clear the background before a photo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

I think it's a funny angle (I normally take more time with my pics...). I am quite pendulous, but that angle seems to exaggerate this somehow!

Yes I noticed you didn't move your clothes airer

Ha, you beat me to it

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

This is pretty much my reaction to your picture, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fLSOo0pypI

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator

They don't do them in manly colours and give them manly names like Ultra Extreme Hair Ripper, with added lava extract.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?"

Best post! You win

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pic has been accepted!

So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit?

Knock a man when hes down

not only is he now in serious pain ... Hes worried about the size of his scrote haha "

I made comments on that too.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator

They don't do them in manly colours and give them manly names like Ultra Extreme Hair Ripper, with added lava extract. "

no but my impression of you is that you are a manly man..so its really funny seeing you with a pink one, do you have a pink toothbrush and a teddy bear too?

xx write to the company..maybe you'll get compensation and a free blue one too . tell them they didnt say it wasnt to be used on balls...or blame the colour ..maybe youll get one named after you, the thing two..ball buster..haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We already knew he's got big bollocks, the man epilates his sack! Serious man points.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator

They don't do them in manly colours and give them manly names like Ultra Extreme Hair Ripper, with added lava extract.

no but my impression of you is that you are a manly man..so its really funny seeing you with a pink one, do you have a pink toothbrush and a teddy bear too?

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've heard of the penis fly trap.. aka the zipper...

Hope the healing happens quickly fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahaha! You poor thing! You could have a career as a comedic writer. That or sheep shearer.

I was wondering about the pros and cons of epilating my foof as the plucked chicken look I'm currently sporting is doing me no favours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! "

You're an epilatory Bond.

I'm....I have no words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hahahaha! You poor thing! You could have a career as a comedic writer. That or sheep shearer.

I was wondering about the pros and cons of epilating my foof as the plucked chicken look I'm currently sporting is doing me no favours. "

2 years and this has been the first mishap!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! "

I know you're a completer/finisher but that's ridiculous!

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"What does it say about the females of Fab that I've had more fabs and messages for an epilator incident than for anything else?

(okay, that's a lie, but it's been a lot!)"

Really

My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ&sns=em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ouch good pic though

Doll x

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! "

Such a trooper. Good man

(I was kidding about the clothes airer remark

)

I should of had more skinpathy, sorry TT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers!

Such a trooper. Good man

(I was kidding about the clothes airer remark

)

I should of had more skinpathy, sorry TT

I actually got more sympathy than I expected (ie none)! I thought you lot would appreciate a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?

Best post! You win

What do I win?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh darling .....

I drew in my breath reading your story...

And then chuckled .....

Then curious to see....

Oh sweet - ice and only soft things on you... And perhaps a pillow between ur legs to sleep

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?

Best post! You win

What do I win?

Cake seems to be the normal prize. Really, we need Hatter to organise a tea party.

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?

Best post! You win

What do I win?

Cake seems to be the normal prize. Really, we need Hatter to organise a tea party. "

Are you fit for travelling to such a party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you fit for travelling to such a party? "

In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable

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By *requent_FerryersCouple over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

Sloane's Liniment! Proof positive that you are a real man! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?

Best post! You win

What do I win?

Cake seems to be the normal prize. Really, we need Hatter to organise a tea party. "

I'm not eating cake right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch! Sounds painful! Virtual hugs and kisses sent your way, and a jar of unperfumed soothing moisturizer x

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you fit for travelling to such a party?

In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable

You clearly have balls of steel.

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Are you fit for travelling to such a party?

In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable

Be careful. The MOD will be all over your crotch in search of its protective secrets soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OK, pic has gone now! Thanks for the sympathy, messages of support, fabs for the ridiculous photo and unexpectedly-gentle mocking.

It was almost worth it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK, pic has gone now! Thanks for the sympathy, messages of support, fabs for the ridiculous photo and unexpectedly-gentle mocking.

It was almost worth it

xx"

You might need to change your name to Mr Cojones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK, pic has gone now! Thanks for the sympathy, messages of support, fabs for the ridiculous photo and unexpectedly-gentle mocking.

It was almost worth it

xx"

You will wank you self gently to sleep too niiiiight.

You know it.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Aw. I missed the pic. I am both relieved and feeling like I missed out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint.

So I trim up top and epilate the rest.

Yes, I epilate my cock and balls.

Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine.

I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury.

I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors.

Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam.

So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers.

I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation.

Anyone able to help? "

Twat. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's the knackers this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Yup!! He should just retire. No good to any of us now.

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Yup!! He should just retire. No good to any of us now.

Ooh! Haven't seen you lately Estella!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Yup!! He should just retire. No good to any of us now.

Ooh! Haven't seen you lately Estella!

Oi. Stoppit you. Don't bait me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How's the knackers this evening? "

One magic Epsom salt bath last night and good as new - just keep that quiet, otherwise I'll miss out on those kisses better from ladies dressed in skimpy nurses outfits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw. I missed the pic. I am both relieved and feeling like I missed out."

I had to look with one eye open. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Yup!! He should just retire. No good to any of us now.

you wicked woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

That's sympathy, right?

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Fuck that! I wouldn't swap that for my hysterectomy pain!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How's the knackers this evening?

One magic Epsom salt bath last night and good as new - just keep that quiet, otherwise I'll miss out on those kisses better from ladies dressed in skimpy nurses outfits! "

As I said last night, balls of steel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

Shush man, we'll all benefit from that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no! Hope your ok TT. I've had a simler miss hap with my labia.

Big sloppy kisses. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no! Hope your ok TT. I've had a simler miss hap with my labia.

Big sloppy kisses. Xxx"

They'll hopefully work when needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

That's sympathy, right?

Anyone into watersports? I actually peed myself a little whilst laughing.

....cue Tena Lady, pelvic floor muscle jokes here.....

No sympathy whatsoever. Also, epilators do come in colours other than pink. Nothing wrong with pink, but be honest - you *chose* it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

Shush man, we'll all benefit from that

Ladies, you heard the man, he needs nursing STAT!! Post up your most caring pics for him (us) to feast his (our) eyes on. This man needs his bollocks back in action ASAP! We will all happily share his pain (well virtually)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

Shush man, we'll all benefit from that

Especially male nurses...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hardly life threatening buddy.

Take a manly tap on the back and treat this as a lesson....go down to the local beauty salon thingy and get the sack and crack waxed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame I don't have my nurses uniform anymore.

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By *anie1000Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? "

Aha ! So you are really more of a masochist ?

(I get that you would not want to repeat this accident so just wanted proof ?)

Hugs

janie x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

This is not a bad idea

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

This is not a bad idea

Now that I can do!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right???

Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time.

Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!!

Shush man, we'll all benefit from that

Especially male nurses...

Great. That was my Saturday photo challenge

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Petard hoist!

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