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I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX |
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"I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX"
That made me giggle  |
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"Do you ever casually sidle up to a fanciable person and just sniff to see if you find them really fanciable?
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Yes.. I'm not the only one.
Someone can look great, then yo get close and their personal smell spoils it all.
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hahahahaha no but bloody nasty when you're the unsuspecting shopper that walks into someone's left over fart and then the person behinds you think you're the culprit and gives u that glare of disapproval haha |
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"hahahahaha no but bloody nasty when you're the unsuspecting shopper that walks into someone's left over fart and then the person behinds you think you're the culprit and gives u that glare of disapproval haha"
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"I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX"
That was so funny  |
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Not nice but whilst having a panic attack in morrisons I have actually shat my pants lost all control of body function mot good was sobbing my heart out so embarrassing but could not help it so that trumps your fart x |
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"Not nice but whilst having a panic attack in morrisons I have actually shat my pants lost all control of body function mot good was sobbing my heart out so embarrassing but could not help it so that trumps your fart x"
oh no!!!  thats awful x
(but a little bit of me likes the use of trumps and fart together....clever |
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I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold! |
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"I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold!"
Thats a good one L |
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"I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold!
Thats a good one L"
It wasn't good explaining to my sales manager why the customer walked away! |
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