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Clues that a woman is attached and playing away?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck. "
She cooks your tea on time |
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She asks if she can watch Bake Off while you fuck her
She has that glazed look in her eye that tells you she is trying to remember if she has enough ham left to make hubby's sandwiches later.
She says things like "Gosh, you're so much smaller than my husband, but at least you don't take as long"
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She happily expects you perform oral sex on her when she hasn't had chance to shave and finds it hilarious that your face now looks like hers does when you can't be arsed !    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's difficulty for a long term singleton to understand the reasons why people would cheat, like the extra things you seek why not just get the guy you already have to do them, if it's something sexual that they've never done how did a relationship even progress in the first place if sex was shit. I just don't understand it. I'd be a banging wife, would iron all his stuff, make a shit hot dinner box for him to take to work every day, wasted, I'm wasted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She knows her place.
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(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?  )"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She knows her place.
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(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items? )"
You're doing sterling work. Now go and put the bins out (or similar stereotypical husband job) |
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"She knows her place.
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(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items? )
You're doing sterling work. Now go and put the bins out (or similar stereotypical husband job)"
Yes dear.
{tugs forelock and backs out of room obsequiously...}
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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if it's something sexual that they've never done how did a relationship even progress in the first place if sex was shit.
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I'm sorry to chop your post up... but...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck.
She cooks your tea on time"
Cooked tea sounds awful, I love a strong cup but...
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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I would not play around if I were attached. I would love him and cherish him and cook his meals and tidy up the house for him and give him bjs and listen to him talk football rubbish for hours and ... |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"She knows her place.
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(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items? )"
That is how one knows a man is attached.
Everytime you approach him, he ducks |
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