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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
Yes and no.
Onesies are a blight but nevertheless very warm in minus 5 chill. |
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
Meet in the middle.....cut a crotch panel out for easy access...... |
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
Willing to bet you'll cave before she does!  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
If she bought a onesie,
she doesn't want sex.
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
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No. The only acceptable "oneie" is overalls. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
If she bought a onesie,
she doesn't want sex.
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Or this. |
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
No. The only acceptable "oneie" is overalls. "
Or mortorbike leathers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
Not at all ... they are extremely unsexy |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Buy some old cowboy style butt flap longjohns, every time she dons the onesie you don them..No nookie works both ways
I reckon onesie's do for sex what the image of a cigar cutter does for your dick
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
Not at all ... they are extremely unsexy "
Does one have to be sexy all the time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell her the zips get stuck at unfortunate tines,like needing a wee. I had a horrible panic attack trying to rip my one and only onesie off me,when the zip stuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without "
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
No you're not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
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I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out
Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie 
Onesies should made illegal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out
Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie
Onesies should made illegal "
I might design my own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't see how they are warmer for girls when you have to strip down to pee? Surely pj's at least keep your torso warm when you do?"
This. Has to be damn cold before I'll wear pj's either though. But I do have bed socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out
Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie
Onesies should made illegal
I might design my own."
Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
1 take Onesie to the garden
2 douse liberaly with petrol
3 ignight from a safe distance
4 tell Mrs Yahtzee she was right, it is nice an warm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out
Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie
Onesies should made illegal
I might design my own.
Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"
Little detatchable foot muffs sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?
It's 1 stress your heads could do without
it is annoying to get out of
I dehydrate in the winter
I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out
Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie
Onesies should made illegal
I might design my own.
Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"
I don't know.
Press studs..
gooood idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alternatively, and keep this ultra secret, nobody must know except you and me OK...
superglue top poppers together so she can't get out of it, wait until bladder is full watch the dance of disgrace, then she will decide she doesn't like onesie's after all |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
If she bought a onesie,
she doesn't want sex.
Or this. "
Lysistrata? Let's see how many more admit to having a onesie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
I would imagine sex would be kind of impossible whiles she's wearing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.
As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.
As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway "
True,She should be able to wear what she wants.
Although If she's wearing a onesie,
she shouldn't be expecting sex.
True again,you'll most likely give in before she does.
On the upside,your new partner will probably be wearing stockings.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old folk should be issued with thermal onesies, and not receive the winter fuel supplement.
Not sexy, but do we have to be, all the time? If she wore it for a cosy night of fun, however, I would say that was unreasonable behaviour!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
No that's fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.
As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway "
She has some ugly pyjamas (and some the very opposite) however the onesie is a line not to cross
And neither of us own a pair of crocs. Where is the shudder smilie? |
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"Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"
Wasn't it Grampa Walton?  
OP: assuming it's one of those animal ones, just buy her a ponytail buttplug and insist on only doing it doggy-style.
Everyone's a winner
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defo unreasonable....
Grab one yourself ....
Chase her around the house in it......
Catch her.....
Roll around.....
Laugh.......
And when she is teased enough.......
Unzip yours.......
Step out of it......
Walk away ........
And say.........
"You are so sexy darling".....
"What a pity your onesie stops me feeling your beautiful body".....
Mmmmmm
"Would you like a brew".....
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable?
Willing to bet you'll cave before she does! "
Was just thinking the same! |
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"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it
Am I being unreasonable? "
Yup, at 30 years old, any man that didn't rip me out of whatever I was wearing to have his wicked way with me was not worth keeping!!
I don't have a onesie, but I think some of those animal ones are really cute, and I certainly wouldn't mind a naughty tiger chasing me round the bedroom lol, I find laughter one of the best aphrodisiacs.  |
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