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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this sounds like Cilla Black's Blind Date.
I'm a fiery yet funny woman with an exceptionally average middle finger."
With sexy freckles and a lady garden.....OMG...Heaven  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this sounds like Cilla Black's Blind Date.
I'm a fiery yet funny woman with an exceptionally average middle finger.
With sexy freckles and a lady garden.....OMG...Heaven "
they're not real, I used brown eyeliner....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
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I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.
I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.
Come and get me for sexy times.
Be prepared to do most of the work.....
#lovegod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.
I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.
Come and get me for sexy times.
Be prepared to do most of the work.....
#lovegod"
class! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.
I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.
Come and get me for sexy times.
Be prepared to do most of the work.....
#lovegod"
*milky coffee*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it have to be a formite
Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about"
It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.
You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.
You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore 
I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....
Oh and I just love play time ....
Mwah x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
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No idea. I'm not one to brag about myself so I don't really look for my own qualities. I just be myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore
I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....
Oh and I just love play time ....
Mwah x "
And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Does it have to be a formite
Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about
It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.
You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.
You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough. "
If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore
I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....
Oh and I just love play time ....
Mwah x
And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip"
A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it have to be a formite
Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about
It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.
You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.
You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough.
If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing."
Is there any of your senses you are fully in control of ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore
I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....
Oh and I just love play time ....
Mwah x
And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip
A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger "
I said lip not neck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore
I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....
Oh and I just love play time ....
Mwah x
And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip
A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger
I said lip not neck"
I know.... Lips easy so I changed it to neck .... Obviously fell flat .... Epic fail on my part .... Whoops  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type."
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.  "
I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?"
Its a joke..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?
Its a joke....."
Oh right I must remember to laugh
Haha :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.
I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say! "
I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.
A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.
Qualities I have - no attention to detail.
I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.
Op, do you think this is better? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.
I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!
I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.
A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.
Qualities I have - no attention to detail.
I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.
Op, do you think this is better? "
Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it have to be a formite
Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about
It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.
You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.
You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough.
If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing.
Is there any of your senses you are fully in control of ?"
She can taste umami
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"Does it have to be a formite
Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about
It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.
You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.
You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough. "
the op had already answered my question so know i didnt know what you where on about. But now i realize you where butting in on a question that had already been answered. Thanks for clarifying  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?
I don't give BJs in public, no.
Not thread related but nice to see you commenting again wyrde i missed her as well "
Thanks
Having been back for an hour I remember why I stopped. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.
I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!
I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.
A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.
Qualities I have - no attention to detail.
I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.
Op, do you think this is better?
Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think! "
Adding to this, a dry sarcastic sense of humour very few will relate to and understand.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am bit cheeky, taste like chicken (apparently ) & am chocolatey without the calories 
I don't believe you are sin free chocolate  "
Lol maybe not sin free, but deffo calorie free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.
I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!
I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.
A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.
Qualities I have - no attention to detail.
I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.
Op, do you think this is better?
Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think!
Adding to this, a dry sarcastic sense of humour very few will relate to and understand.
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I agree entirely....im one of the few....phew !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
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I've not really woken up yet.
Managed to get my arse off the settee for a trip to the barbers.
Just the usual, top and chops.
Fell asleep.
Cut throat razor.
It would appear I am the most chilled out Fabber.....
Being chilled is pretty much all I got.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?"
Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?
Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back?"
I'm sensing a back story..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.
Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.
Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?
Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back?
I'm sensing a back story..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.
Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!
I'm not making it this second.
Thinking tomorrow though."
Oh. *takes coat off* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.
Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!
I'm not making it this second.
Thinking tomorrow though.
Oh. *takes coat off* "
You don't need a coat with that hat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.
Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!
I'm not making it this second.
Thinking tomorrow though.
Oh. *takes coat off*
You don't need a coat with that hat.
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But it's a coat with a fox tail attached!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.
Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!
I'm not making it this second.
Thinking tomorrow though.
Oh. *takes coat off*
You don't need a coat with that hat.
But it's a coat with a fox tail attached!! "
Precisely!
I'm rather envious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sell myself?
For sale - male - good condition 40yrs on the clock, no spare tyres.
"Gives the best ride you'll ever had" - Top Gear
Message for more info.
something like that Op? |
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I dont talk too much, i smell quite nice, i like giving blow jobs, i have got quite a big clit, i like to use my toy, which some men like to see. I like to please and enjoy most things about sex if i am with the right man that is. Not a forumite though. i like the man to leave straight after sex. I am quite easily pleased so if a man cums quick or he doesnt i dont mind. |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
Dundee/Angus/Blackpool |
"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?
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I'm very good at fingertip massages only in the hope it's reciprocated hehe...but yus fingers and knuckles and palm of the hand...With just enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've thought a while about a serious answer & I can't really come up with one as I'm crap at self promotion.
The best I can offer is ~ what you see is what you get, I make a decent brew & I'll make you laugh (one way or another) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've thought a while about a serious answer & I can't really come up with one as I'm crap at self promotion.
The best I can offer is ~ what you see is what you get, I make a decent brew & I'll make you laugh (one way or another) "
Im sure you will x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses
Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that "
I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses
Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that
I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here"
I was being light hearted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses
Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that
I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here
I was being light hearted "
ok mr pimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses
Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that
I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here
I was being light hearted
ok mr pimp "
So cheeky |
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