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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, couple bareback if they said they had cake you could share afterwards, but it seemed like the wife wasn't really into it?
Did I mention that they have a recent STI test which shows them to be clean, but they'd done a gangbang since, they like Jeremy Corbyn and voted for Brexit... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget willy size "
Ah yes, he's hung like a donkey and accordingly his wife has a fanny like a clowns pocket. Obviously the frequent gangbangs don't help either. But it is kept clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, couple bareback if they said they had cake you could share afterwards, but it seemed like the wife wasn't really into it?
Did I mention that they have a recent STI test which shows them to be clean, but they'd done a gangbang since, they like Jeremy Corbyn and voted for Brexit... "
Can I wear gold heels? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what cake
Lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
Could I try before the Shenanigens?"
No, they had one meet where the guy just took the cake and did a runner so no try before you buy sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, couple bareback if they said they had cake you could share afterwards, but it seemed like the wife wasn't really into it?
Did I mention that they have a recent STI test which shows them to be clean, but they'd done a gangbang since, they like Jeremy Corbyn and voted for Brexit...
Can I wear gold heels?"
This is allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what cake
Lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
Could I try before the Shenanigens?
No, they had one meet where the guy just took the cake and did a runner so no try before you buy sorry "
Then no. I'm not doing shit unless I see some cake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what cake
Lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
Could I try before the Shenanigens?
No, they had one meet where the guy just took the cake and did a runner so no try before you buy sorry
Then no. I'm not doing shit unless I see some cake "
Sorry i forgot to mention, they are mormons and when they give you cake they will ask you if you have any faith yourself and whether they can "share a message with you". It would be rude of you to refuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, couple"
No, it is not, a couple cant be religious/christian and swinging, as the bible see it as adultery tho.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, coupleNo, it is not, a couple cant be religious/christian and swinging, as the bible see it as adultery tho. "
They do acknowledge the apparent contradiction but once you've had the cake they will ask you if it's OK to do a group prayer and "pray the sin away". I also said they were Mormons and the book of Mormon does allow for multiple partners, albeit in marriage. |
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"Depends what cake
Lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
Could I try before the Shenanigens?
No, they had one meet where the guy just took the cake and did a runner so no try before you buy sorry
Then no. I'm not doing shit unless I see some cake
Sorry i forgot to mention, they are mormons and when they give you cake they will ask you if you have any faith yourself and whether they can "share a message with you". It would be rude of you to refuse."
Say 'Yes, please share your message'. Then ask them to teach you about the second coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I've got one yes if I can wear gold heels and one no due to the cake issue.
Someone tip the balance... "
I do scat play aswell (wearing gold heels )  and bare back I've got my sti text to say I'm clear but I had a gang bang the other day they assured me they are sti free!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what cake
Lemon drizzle and carrot cake.
Could I try before the Shenanigens?
No, they had one meet where the guy just took the cake and did a runner so no try before you buy sorry
Then no. I'm not doing shit unless I see some cake
Sorry i forgot to mention, they are mormons and when they give you cake they will ask you if you have any faith yourself and whether they can "share a message with you". It would be rude of you to refuse."
I'd still refuse. If they're just as bad as a jehova's witness I'm outta there |
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, coupleNo, it is not, a couple cant be religious/christian and swinging, as the bible see it as adultery tho.
They do acknowledge the apparent contradiction but once you've had the cake they will ask you if it's OK to do a group prayer and "pray the sin away". I also said they were Mormons and the book of Mormon does allow for multiple partners, albeit in marriage. "
Also, when they get to Mormon heaven they have multiple partners and eventually become a God.
It's your chance to swing with God of the future. Plus it's in a graveyard, so you can pop for tea with a priest very easily. Sins will be cleansed by tea and cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I've got one yes if I can wear gold heels and one no due to the cake issue.
Someone tip the balance... "
I have no morals and will fuck anything.
It's a yes from me.
Keep the cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, coupleNo, it is not, a couple cant be religious/christian and swinging, as the bible see it as adultery tho.
They do acknowledge the apparent contradiction but once you've had the cake they will ask you if it's OK to do a group prayer and "pray the sin away". I also said they were Mormons and the book of Mormon does allow for multiple partners, albeit in marriage. "
That is good and what kind of cake would it be, how about a carrot cake? I like those mmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, coupleNo, it is not, a couple cant be religious/christian and swinging, as the bible see it as adultery tho.
They do acknowledge the apparent contradiction but once you've had the cake they will ask you if it's OK to do a group prayer and "pray the sin away". I also said they were Mormons and the book of Mormon does allow for multiple partners, albeit in marriage. That is good and what kind of cake would it be, how about a carrot cake? I like those mmmmm "
Type of cake has already been clarified. Lemon drizzle and carrot cake, but the carrot cake has already been devoured by previous swingers |
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Oh Mormon is fine, I was worried they might be Muslim, with a beard (the wife, obvs) and wearing backpacks...
Is it definitely a couple, or will she get 'suddenly called into work', but actually not know he's on here?
Oh, and are the face pics genuine, or when I google search them will it turn out to be that pair off that "Who wants to be a Millionaire" film?
Mr ddc |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Is it OK to swing with a married, religious, couple bareback if they said they had cake you could share afterwards, but it seemed like the wife wasn't really into it?
Did I mention that they have a recent STI test which shows them to be clean, but they'd done a gangbang since, they like Jeremy Corbyn and voted for Brexit... "
If she swallows,it's ok.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lemon curd cake can be even better than lemon drizzle. And don't forget to cream over her portion!
Mormons are sex-crazy! They're into polygamy and crazy stuff. If they're sti-free and they're offerring nice cake and she's sexy, I'd let my little friend go for a wander up inside her! If she craves a creampie too, I wouldn't want to dissapoont her. She might be a good cake-maker! |
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