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Who can travel to me, collect me, take me somewhere fantastic and pay too for a good time?
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over a year ago
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"Women, men, couples only. 
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight 
I think so !?!?!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are you wanting to go?
Anywhere fantastic.
Apart from Bury
Utopia ??
Sounds good for a Friday night out and I've never been. I will wait by the front door until you get here."
Washing my hair unfortunately  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like someone to take me dancing
I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would"
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets  |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Where are you wanting to go?
Anywhere fantastic.
Apart from Bury
You could have offal if you go to Bury though! Just don't forget about the condiments "
Hmmm, maybe you are right. Offal in Bury.
After all, a friend did once say 'You've gotta Liver little' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like someone to take me dancing
I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets "
Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like someone to take me dancing
I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets
Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol "
A chef you say. Well I'm medium/rare steak or monkfish sea food kinda girl,, leave the blow dry il dry it myself
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like someone to take me dancing
I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets
Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol
A chef you say. Well I'm medium/rare steak or monkfish sea food kinda girl,, leave the blow dry il dry it myself
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So your a lass who likes her steak cooked properly then. I love seafood too my fav is red snapper. And yeah probs best if you look at my pics you will see I have zero hair experience ?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
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Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
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"Yeah go on then
Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.  "
To bloody late now,you had your chance  |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah go on then
Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.
To bloody late now,you had your chance "
Oh bolleaux, as they say en France. |
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"Yeah go on then
Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.
To bloody late now,you had your chance
Oh bolleaux, as they say en France."
If you snooze you lose as they say in Chesterfield |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
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Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah  |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah "
Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah
Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites. "
Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ?
Mwah |
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"Well of course sweetheart .....
I'm in the dough ....
Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ?
Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit?
Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours ....
And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that?
Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ?
No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah
Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites.
Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ?
Mwah "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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amazes me what some people (ladies in particular) ask for - im sure people have all the jobs done in their homes and been fed every day for months at the expense of others - which if theyre happy to do so is great but i couldnt even ask - feels too cheeky x |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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" Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ?
Mwah "
I didn't, they are cold, draughty places. But does it mean I can pull up the drawbridge and barricade me, you and your fantastic treats inside? Hmmmm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ?
Mwah
I didn't, they are cold, draughty places. But does it mean I can pull up the drawbridge and barricade me, you and your fantastic treats inside? Hmmmm..."
We will make it a warm castle - roaring fires.... Sexy staff for play and serving ... And definitely a drawbridge.........
Just think this all came about because you took advantage of my generous nature.....in the beginning..and I still have only received a kiss on the cheek ..... |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
over a year ago
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OK, seeing as this post is still running let me clarify something.
This is not a serious post. It was done as a light hearted alternative to another post the same day, Friday? Someone else also did another joke post at the same time but the original and the other jokey one will be well down the list now so understandably anyone seeing it for the first time may not catch on.
So just to confirm for the benefit of the people who don't get it, or who are not sure, this is just a joke. I am not soliciting for anything. I certainly don't expect anyone to spoil me and pay for all the entertainment.
To those who have played along, my thanks for your treats and I look forward to upcoming correspondence from the Land Registry.
And to anyone else, those who got wound up by it, even the delightful lady who suggested killing me and posing for photos with my dead corpse, I hope this clarifies things. |
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By *arnayguy OP Man
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" We will make it a warm castle - roaring fires.... Sexy staff for play and serving ... And definitely a drawbridge.........
Just think this all came about because you took advantage of my generous nature.....in the beginning..and I still have only received a kiss on the cheek ..... "
Well if you will insist on wearing hipster jeans that low... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK, seeing as this post is still running let me clarify something.
This is not a serious post. It was done as a light hearted alternative to another post the same day, Friday? Someone else also did another joke post at the same time but the original and the other jokey one will be well down the list now so understandably anyone seeing it for the first time may not catch on.
So just to confirm for the benefit of the people who don't get it, or who are not sure, this is just a joke. I am not soliciting for anything. I certainly don't expect anyone to spoil me and pay for all the entertainment.
To those who have played along, my thanks for your treats and I look forward to upcoming correspondence from the Land Registry.
And to anyone else, those who got wound up by it, even the delightful lady who suggested killing me and posing for photos with my dead corpse, I hope this clarifies things."
Haha i did one but it died a death,keep it going |
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"Yeah go on then
Dude!!! How did you miss this 
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway "
I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
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"Yeah go on then
Dude!!! How did you miss this
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway
I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
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I know I'm used to it now,it's because my boob's aren't big enough you see,his loss . Ps I hope his wee little winkey stays twisted  |
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"Yeah go on then
Dude!!! How did you miss this
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway
I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
I know I'm used to it now,it's because my boob's aren't big enough you see,his loss . Ps I hope his wee little winkey stays twisted "
Ouch again!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Very true ..... Yes let's employ them as sexy staff ....
I want an indoor pool too....
With staff to clean it of course ....
What about a party - would you like a Party?
V |
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