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over a year ago
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Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum  and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale. 
What smells would you like as a deodorant?
Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'
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"Fresh-baked bread? Who doesn't like smelling that as they wander around their supermarket of choice?"
Lucky to say that every morning in the wear house they cook fresh bread so get that smell all the time |
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"Fresh-baked bread? Who doesn't like smelling that as they wander around their supermarket of choice?"
Yup I agree, but they only seem to make it in Lidl round here and I only ever seem to come out with a mini chainsaw and a wetsuit when I only went in for a loaf of bread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.
What smells would you like as a deodorant?
Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'
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Chloroform...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Petrol I am strange though but the smell of petrol in a petrol station wow I am aware it can kill etc hence why I don't sniff petrol every day but it would be a great deodorant obviously impossible though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.
What smells would you like as a deodorant?
Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'
Chloroform......"
Hahahaha 
Brilliant 
But socially unacceptable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well iam not suggesting too go away and abuse solvents ha but a lil wiff if petrol weather it be in the perltrol station filling up in a lawn mower etc is plesent on the nostrils lol |
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
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Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably) 
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat) |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
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Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat) "
I'll slap you, if you like!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.
What smells would you like as a deodorant?
Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'
Chloroform......
Hahahaha
Brilliant
But socially unacceptable "
Bugger.
Napalm then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
S
Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)
I'll slap you, if you like! "
Repeatedly I hope |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
S
Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)
I'll slap you, if you like!
Repeatedly I hope "
Of that, you can be assured |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.
What smells would you like as a deodorant?
Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'
Chloroform......
Hahahaha
Brilliant
But socially unacceptable
Bugger.
Napalm then. "
So long as you conform to H&S requirements  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
S
Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)
I'll slap you, if you like!
Repeatedly I hope
Of that, you can be assured "
But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
S
Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)
I'll slap you, if you like!
Repeatedly I hope
Of that, you can be assured
But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere "
Damn...my riding crop will have to do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imperial leatherhas just brought out a foamy bannana shower gel which i'm loving the smell of wouldn't mind that as a deoderant...better than that lynx chocolate shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man
Do the ladies share your passion for petrol? Or do they prefer 4-stroke?!"
I love petrol, and leather, and engine oil.
Or maybe I just like guys who play with cars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..
S
Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)
Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)
I'll slap you, if you like!
Repeatedly I hope
Of that, you can be assured
But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere
Damn...my riding crop will have to do..."
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man
Do the ladies share your passion for petrol? Or do they prefer 4-stroke?!
I love petrol, and leather, and engine oil.
Or maybe I just like guys who play with cars "
Bummer & there was us just donning the black leathers to scoot up to you on our black m/c
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. Real fresh clean smells 