FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > If I was the opposite sex...
If I was the opposite sex...
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The first thing I would do is ...
"
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me "
Just spat my coffee out |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Revel in my new found ability to pull first time every time...
And then realise that I still fancy women.
And then realise I'm gonna have to be a lesbian.
And then wonder how to avoid the bull dykes and pull me a fluffy one.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Assuming I was the male equivalent of me,in my 30s,I'd ask a lovely lady out for an evening in London. We'd have cocktails and dance the night away in a beautiful ballroom, dressed in our finest garments.
We would walk along the Embankment,hand in hand, as the sun came up and find a little bistro open to have coffee and croissants. I'd put her into a cab and kiss her on the cheek,goodbye. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me "
I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..
Works both ways I guess
S
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me
I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..
Works both ways I guess
S
"
Yea,but it works for women |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Wank allllllllllll day if I had a cock!
Me too "
I'd probably stick it in random stuff too!. Custard, hoover, just see what I could fuck with it....yes I always broke my toys when I was younger too!!. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me
I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..
Works both ways I guess
S
Yea,but it works for women "
Come the revolution.....
S |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Quite enlightening how freaky you women are! Only been three things I've stuck my cock in and women owned all of them
Dysons, toilet rolls? Not much mention of the opposite sex though..
;-)
S
I'd stay in bed for a week, the rest of the time I'd waste |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me
I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..
Works both ways I guess
S
Yea,but it works for women
Come the revolution.....
S"
It will never come |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'd log on Fab and try and answer the inevitable 4000 messages, 800 friends requests and 1500 winks
Failing that I'd get experimental with the fruit bowl contents |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it
Lmao at this... used to do it when I was younger - but with a dry tube, not a wet one.
Head poking out the end, used to get crazy-hard and swollen, before the tube split apart.
Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though. (sigh)"
Do it wet please and tell me the results |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The first thing I would do is ...
Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me
I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..
"
Just the single men |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it
Lmao at this... used to do it when I was younger - but with a dry tube, not a wet one.
Head poking out the end, used to get crazy-hard and swollen, before the tube split apart.
Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though. (sigh)
Do it wet please and tell me the results "
Can somebody please do this and post.....Joe? Ram? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though.
Do it wet please and tell me the results "
I'm 20 years older, 50lb heavier and pretty sure my blood pressure isn't up to the job.
What's special about a wet one ?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though.
Do it wet please and tell me the results
I'm 20 years older, 50lb heavier and pretty sure my blood pressure isn't up to the job.
What's special about a wet one ?
"
it's not as robust |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Unbelievable. .. all you ladies going on about having a wank with you new appendage I almost get the impression that that is all you think us blokes think about... I'm shocked that none of you have thought to check out the fridge to see what sort of sandwich you can get you new other halfs to make you... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'd sit eating ice-cream watching bridget jones,cos I've had two canceled meet/date this week.
Instead,of hate wanking at their pics.
Laminated?
"
oh I couldnt ruin your laminated facepics..
yet |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic